Monday, 23 November 2009

The Next Survivor Series.......

I realised after reading this email someone sent me that I'm superwoman!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry and pay a list of'pretend bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives and send cards out on time, no Emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A&E.   He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them,brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. All the above must be completed whilst working in either full time(preferably) or part time employment to assist in the financial input for the family.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. The winning man gets to play the game overand over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mum!


quilly said...

Unprecedented in the history of Survivor, all candidates will be voted off the first week.

Anonymous said...

Geeze...I would be voted off immediately...well maybe we get to have a computer there to remind us of all the dates etc..Ooops what am I talking about I can't cook LOL. Mom's are the best :) Dad's too in their own way :)

MarmiteToasty said...

The blokes wouldnt last a week LOL


Elaine Denning said...


Thumbelina said...

*evil grin* :0]

buffalodick said...

Definitely a ladies blog today...

g-man said...

All that may be true, but we can still Pee off the back porch!

Nessa said...

I would watch that version of Survivor but I doubt there's be any takers.

Thanksgiving MeMe

Finding Pam said...

Tee hee hee...that is cute!

I know that I could not do my husband's job and bring home the bacon.

Maude Lynn said...

Best. Post. Ever.

CG said...

Very amusing. My husband would say he could do it, though, no problem!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh good one!!!

smiles, bee

aims said...

I've heard of this! It's a good one!

Linda said...

I wonder if a television network would pick THIS one up?!?

Akelamalu said...

I think you're right Quilly! LOL

Good to hear you know your limitations Thom LOL

Hehe you're right Marmie

I thought so too Laney :)

Hehehe Thumbelina

Aw sorry Buff


I'd be very surprised too Nessa! ;)

Well yes, there is that Pam

Cheers Mama Zen

But could he CG? :)

Glad you liked it Bee x

Yes it is Aims :)

Akelamalu said...

If they thought it would make money - probably Linda!

secret agent woman said...

Nah, no one would every believe a person could do all that. :)

cheshire wife said...

As 'Big Brother' and 'I'm A Celebtrity ...' are now past their best this could be a new reality TV show!

Ron said...


This is why I think women are Superwomen!

Most men could NEVER do all this.

*without drinking


Great post, m'dear!

You and I are on the same page today with our reality show posts!

Hope you had a awesome day!


Spiky Zora Jones said...

I love it that my littlest calls me mommy. :)

The questions...I know them. Woo hoo..dang I know them. My ex B/f still doesn't know some stuff, but he so knows he can't do that job. That's why I can over rule him when he tell the boys YES...when it should be NO! :)

fab post sweetie.

Susan at Stony River said...

LOL at this whole post, and then ROFL at Quilly's comment!!

I had a payback moment today, picking up the pre-schooler from (well) pre-school. My husband was halfway across the parking lot while I was still shutting the car door (typical) and our princess shot out the school door, ran straight toward Daddy with her hands up and a big grin on her face, so he went down on his heels with his arms open, then at the last minute swerved around him and ran straight for me! HA HA DADDY!! The teachers were bent double laughing. She knows who's the Mama!

Dr.John said...

No man will last a week.

Cloudia said...

Aloha ha ha!

Grumpy Old Ken said...

Flipping heck!

Akelamalu said...

Ah but we know they can don't we SAW? ;)

I don't watch either of those but I'd watch this for sure Cheshire Wife!

A lot of women need a drink whilst doing most of it Ron! LOL

Men say Yes just for a quiet life Spiky and it's not the right thing to say is it?

I can just imagine his face Susan! LOL

I think you're right Dr.John :)

Aloha Cloudia x

Shocked Ken ;)

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