Friday, 20 November 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 97 Gilbert's Missing.....

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

"Gilbert's missing" said Joan to Harry.

"Check the gardens, I'll go to No25 first, he likes rabbits" said Harry.

"May I see your rabbit please?" Harry asked Mrs 25.

"Oh bugger" thought Harry......

when he saw the distinct shape of a rabbit inside Gilbert,

who was coiled and asleep, in the bottom of the rabbit's cage.


quilly said...

I like a nice rabbit dinner myself, but I don't filch them from the neighbor's cages! Shame on Gilbert!

I loved the surprise of discovering Gilbert was a snake!

Anonymous said...

Naughty Gilbert! hehe cute 55 :)

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh no! not the rabbit!

smiles, bee

Shrinky said...

Ooopsie! (Smile)

Nessa said...

Uh, oh. Very funny 55.

Flash 55 - Favors

Sandi McBride said...

I wasn't quite sure where it was going, till it got there...for shame on Gilbert! He should make do with carrots and lettuce!!!

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh no!! Poor little bunny!!!
Lucky Gilbert...

buffalodick said...

Snakes need love too.. and food!

anthonynorth said...

A story with a sting in its tale. Excellent.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

oh my, gilbert has been naughty. I mean to eat before saying grace. ;)

loved it was funny.
have a fab weekend sweetie. xxx

Anonymous said...

Bye Bye Gilbert...LOL. What an excellent 55 my friend. I love it :) Let's hope the Easter Bunny doesn't meet the same fate LOL :) Well done

Anonymous said...


Mine is up:

Friday Flash 55 ~ The Boy on The Metro

Brian Miller said... least he wont need a feeding now. lol. and i was imagining a lost kid...maybe or sorts. nice 55!

mine is up!

Daryl said...

I am laughing as I applaud!

Akelamalu said...

I've never eaten rabbit Quilly but my Dad says it's nice though I don't think he ate pet ones!

I don't think Gilbert thought he'd done anything wrong MomsJournal LOL

Yes the rabbit Bee, I know it's awful!

Mmmm oops indeed Shrinky ;)

Glad you enjoyed it Nessa :)

Do snakes eat lettuce and carrots Sandi?

Yep lucky Gilbert butpoor little bunny Susan :(

Do snakes like cuddles Buff?

I'm pleased you enjoyed it Anthony :)

You are so right Spiky, Gilbert should have said grace first! LOL

Oh no, not the Easter Bunny Thom, lock Gilbert up!

I think that's what Gilbert thought Chef Kar!

Ah I was hoping folk would think it was a lost child Brian :)

Great Daryl I'm pleased you liked it. :)

G-Man said...

Rabbit Dinner makes me sleepy as well.
Excellent 55 as ALWAYS Ake!
You bring a smile to my face every Friday My Dear...You Rock.
Have a Bugger-Free Week-End....G

Maude Lynn said...


Dr.John said...

So that's Gilbert the real rabbit lover.
Great 55.

Monkey Man said...

Snakes will be snakes and rabbits in a cage are easy prey. I like this. My 55 is HERE.

Linda said...

That type of snake is way too big for my liking! I wonder if the rabbit tasted like chicken??

Casdok said...


Mona said...

O Dear, did gilbert die of eating up the rabbit?

Akelamalu said...

Cheers G-man, glad you enjoyed it hon. x

I know Mama Zen!

Gilbert adores rabbits Dr.John :)

Yep rabbits in cages are sitting ducks MonkeyMan (wink)

They do say rabbit tastes like chicken Linda but I've never had it so I don't know.

Thanks Casdok x

No Mona he thrived!

Maggie May said...

Poor rabbit!

Nuts in May

Akelamalu said...

Yeah I know Maggie but snakes have to eat. :(

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