I remember the day you were born like yesterday. I couldn't believe how beautiful you were. A shock of dark hair, the brightest blue eyes and perfect little body - amazing, all 9lb 5oz of you! Here you are now - taller, more handsome, funny, and still with the brightest blue eyes - my beautiful boy.
Thursday 31 January 2008
To my eldest baby......
I remember the day you were born like yesterday. I couldn't believe how beautiful you were. A shock of dark hair, the brightest blue eyes and perfect little body - amazing, all 9lb 5oz of you! Here you are now - taller, more handsome, funny, and still with the brightest blue eyes - my beautiful boy.
Tuesday 29 January 2008
Honours and Batteries........
Not only that, she had these very kind words to say
Her Friday Flash Fiction is truly excellent. Witty. Smart. Entertaining. Check it out! She's the Hawaiian girl from Lancashire, United Kingdom. I appreciate her faithful comments. HUGS to you my friend.
Now these words mean a lot to me especially coming from someone like Mimi, a mistress of penmanship.
Thank you Mimi I am truly honoured.
Mimi didn't give any rules about passing the award on so I will just pass it on to one person as Mimi did.
The award goes to someone I have only recently discovered. A man who's post titles and witty footnotes, like this:
Gee, The Navy Puts Up With A Lot Of Ship
A $600 million Royal Navy aircraft carrier had to turn back two days into a mission - after its fridge broke down. HMS Illustrious, complete with hi-tech weaponry, was heading for the Indian Ocean with nearly 1,000 crew on board when it returned to port yesterday. A fault was located in the giant fridge so the captain set course for Portsmouth, where refrigeration experts were waiting to start the $20,000 repair.
FOOTNOTE: Like a fridge over troubled waters.
Then there's his photographs - go check them out they're amazing.
David also has a Weekend Wandering question every week, which is an absolute godsend if you can't think of anything to blog about, and gets you thinking! This weeks question is below, with my answer. If you want to take part just go here to read what you have to do.
This week's question:
I don't think we'd cope at all!
Change channels on the telly,
Start the DVD,
Turn the music up and set the video to play.
How to do all this? – you know that they’re a must!
The remotes aren’t working ‘cause the batteries have gone bust.
The cordless phones aren’t working,
You forgot to charge them up.
The Xbox racing game’s no good
Battery operated hand-control’s suddently gone kaput..
What time is it? The clocks are wrong,
And the calculator’s dead.
My cell phone’s worse than useless.
“Put new batteries in” I said.
I want some information
I’ll google it right now.
“Where’s the A4 batteries Spike?”
The mouse has gone on strike.
The lights are off,
A power cut.
The torch is in the cupboard.
Drat the thing’s not working
“Where’s the battery hoard?”
Who said we don’t need batteries?
They’re the most essential item.
In this modern world,
Just try and do without ‘em!
Sunday 27 January 2008
My Point Exactly.......
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ? asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.
The doctor replied , My point exactly.
Thanks Misty, I'm happy you're happy. x
But wait there's more. Ron at Vent gave me the same award too! He said
"every time I visit your blog, I smile at the JOY that comes from you, in your wit and passion at which you blog. Thank you!"
Thank you Ron you're a pal. Head over to Ron's place if you want cheering up - he's the best.
And there's more..........
I got another one of these from CG (The Compulsive Worrier)
You make my day CG! - you should check out her photos!
Now you know I love you all, and you all cheer me up and make my day everytime you comment here so, as there doesn't seem to be a rule about how many people I can pass them on to (not that I abide by all the rules anyway), I'd like everyone who comments on this post to take the awards for themselves for cheering me up. It's up to you whether or not you pass them on.
Friday 25 January 2008
Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 11 Government Initiative
To conform to the Government’s new initiative, the school curriculum now boasts
It’s essential the students know how to feed themselves.
Basic recipes for good wholesome food will be taught.
Lesson:
1) How To Open A Packet.
2) Safety and How To Use A Microwave Oven.
3) Advanced Toast Preparation.
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by susiestheboss.
Wednesday 23 January 2008
Blue or Black?......
I work in an office and have to wear ‘smart’ clothes for work so the first thing I do when I get home is change into my denim jeans. I have lots of jeans, unfortunately most of them don’t fit, but they will soon once I have lost all the weight I’ve put on whilst recovering from my knee op. I have black, dark blue, stonewash jeans, I even have some sparkly ones. I have a jeans jacket too which I love. My favourite pair of jeans are a Versace pair, they were expensive and I haven’t been able to wear them for a ‘very’ long time, but once I reach my goal weight they’ll be coming out of storage.
Apparently in 1853, the California gold rush was in full swing, and everyday items were in short supply. Levi Strauss, a 24-year-old German immigrant, left New York for San Francisco with a small supply of dry goods with the intention of opening a branch of his brother's New York dry goods business. Shortly after his arrival, a prospector wanted to know what Mr. Strauss was selling. When Strauss told him he had rough canvas to use for tents and wagon covers, the prospector said, "You should have brought pants!," saying he couldn’t find a pair of pants strong enough to last. Levi Strauss had the canvas made into waist overalls. Miners liked the pants, but complained that they tended to chafe. Levi Strauss substituted a twilled cotton cloth from France called "serge de Nimes." The fabric later became known as denim and the pants were nicknamed blue jeans. Of course lots of jeans now have lycra in them – what a great invention that was!
I didn’t wear jeans until I was a teenager (70’s) when Bell Bottoms were in fashion. We used to cut the side seams and insert pieces of denim taken from an old pair of jeans to make the bell even wider and of course patches were acceptable too – anything to prolong the life of a favourite pair of jeans and customise them.
Whilst I love my jeans I don’t ‘live’ in them. I wear them round the house and to go shopping in, but I love to get dressed up when MWM and I go out to eat or meet up with friends, jeans, however dressed up, just don’t cut it with me for an evening out. Still I say God Bless Levi Strauss.
Sunday 20 January 2008
Politically Daft Correct.......
Question:
How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?
Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
BRITISH POLICE OFFICER
Answer: (Immediate thought processes)
Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?
Does he prefer to communicate in English or Bengali?
Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?
Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job?
Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?
Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog?
Is the alleged "client" a member of an Environmental Group?
Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets?
Is he a member of a gang that is just "misunderstood" by society?
Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how to approach the police?
Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back into the community?
Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome and just doesn't understand what he is doing?
Is he a member of a visible minority group?
Warn and Charter him as he approaches.
AUSTRALIAN OFFICER
Answer: BANG!
AMERICAN OFFICER
Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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Linda (Are We There Yet?) tagged me for a little linky love. A little love is always welcome and you get to find some great new blogs.
Start copying here
This link loving in 2008 came from Simone's Butterfly:
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I love all of your so rather than choose I will just tag the first five people who commented on my last post, so here they are:
Friday 18 January 2008
Friday 55 Flash Fiction #10 Winning Numbers
"Perhaps it's a bad line and they can't hear you" said Jill
"Can you hear me?"
8 14
Jill smiled
23 38
as the
24
glass slid across the table
49
selecting the numbers.
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by susiestheboss.
Tuesday 15 January 2008
mY rOcK bAnD..........
Here's how it goes. You are about to have your own band's CD cover. Follow these directions to the letter. It's fun and requires no thought at all. Go to......
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own journal because it’s more amusing that way.
My band's name is Kingdom Coaster and the album title is Nothing But A Winner
And here's my band's first album cover
Sunday 13 January 2008
Are your manners better than this chimp's?.....
But how's your grasp of modern manners?
As every single blogger who reads my drivel and comments here 'MAKES MY DAY' I can't choose between you, so the first ten people who comment please take the award with my thanks for keep coming back.
Friday 11 January 2008
Friday 55 Flash Fiction #9 Moonlight
She could hardly believe her luck that her blind date was so handsome.
He took her in his arms, she felt his hot breath as he moved closer, breathing hard.
As the moon appeared from behind the cloud.
He raised his head and howled at it, just before snapping his jaws shut on her neck.
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by susiestheboss but is hosted again this week by g-man.
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Bella (the mad) Household of La Bellina Mammina was awarded this by Melanie who created it.
Melanie said
I created my very own blogging award to pass on. Okay fine- I have no idea how to create my very own blogging award button, so Rich did it for me.Now it’s really more of a club than an award- and you all know that you belong in this club.
So, here are my rules: Please grab the button and proudly display it on your blog. Pass it on to as many people as you want to. Feel free to give Livin’ With Me a little linky love.
So, if you think you're a member of this club grab the badge and pass it on.
PS Melanie is starting a blogroll for all those who grab the badge so pop over and let her know if you'd like to join.
Wednesday 9 January 2008
Flavour of the Month meme....
1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).
3. Pick your month of birth (see below).
4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
6. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!
Get yourself a cup of tea/coffee this could take some time.....
I was born in November.
Has a lot of ideas: I do but I don't always act on them. Some are good, some are bad and some are just plain daft!
Difficult to fathom: I think this may be true because MWM keeps saying he'll never understand me completely even after 35 years together.
Thinks forward: Definitely but sometimes that can be hazardous because I imagine all the things that can go wrong so it gets me in a tizzy.
Unique and brilliant: Well I don't want to blow my own trumpet but.....
Extraordinary ideas: Probably MWM often says "only you could think of something like that!"
Sharp thinking: Definitely except on a Sunday when I usually have a hangover!
Fine and strong clairvoyance: Oh yes, I can read minds!
Can become good doctors: I've not had any medical training but I can usually give a good diagnosis, probably because of all the reading I've done looking up symptoms!
Dynamic in personality: Mmmm depends how tired I am.
Secretive: Not at all, I'll tell anyone who cares to listen my life story.
Inquisitive: Too much so, if I was a cat I'd have been dead by now from curiosity.
Knows how to dig secrets: I've never had to dig for secrets, people automatically tell me theirs. Email me now!
Always thinking: I find it very difficult to let my mind go blank................................ where was I?
Less talkative but amiable: I'd rather listen than talk for sure.
Brave and generous. Patient: I like to think I'm all of those but you'd have to ask my family and friends. Did I tell you I'm modest? ((wink))
Stubborn and hard-hearted: Stubborn I can definitely be but hard-hearted no certainly not, I'm as soft as butter.
If there is a will, there is a way: Determined :Never give up: Definitely all three apply to me.
Hardly becomes angry unless provoked: It takes a lot to rile me, the only exception is anything to do with children being hurt. I make a better friend than enemy though.
Loves to be alone: Totally wrong! I hate being alone. If I'm alone in the house I have to have the radio/television on in every room for company.
Thinks differently from others: I don't think so, though I sometimes expect others to think the say way as me.
Sharp-minded: Depends on how much I've had to drink!
Motivates oneself: Usually, except when it comes to exercise.
Does not appreciate praises: Totally wrong I definitely do appreciate praises.
High-spirited: Can be - see Sharp-minded.
Well-built and tough: I don't want to discuss my weight thank you very much!
Deep love and emotions: Romantic: Oh definitely.
Uncertain in relationships: I used to be until I found MWM.
Homely:I love my home.
Hardworking: I think so, and I'm sure my boss would agree if she didn't hate me and I her!
High abilities: I'm good at what I do - does that count?
Trustworthy: Totally.
Honest and keeps secrets: Your secret's safe with me, honest!
Not able to control emotions: I can cry at the drop of a hat.
Unpredictable: I don't think so.
Well that was quite fun to do but I'm not going to tag anyone. Feel free to have a go if you like and let me know if you do so I can read your answers please, cos I'm nosey!
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Sunday 6 January 2008
Wayne and the Turkish Beauty....
"Yes dear if you say so" said MWM.
"Hi where's your husband tonight?"
"Course not, come and sit down" Beauty invited.
"I'll tell you later" said MWM.
Well you're not wrong....
Here they are Turkish Beauty, Wayne and the Adorable One.
Here's all of us together on the day we were leaving
and here's another with me using the 'straw hat' as a fruit bowl.
I'm not sure who the young girl is sitting next to Wayne I think she fancied our D!
For those of you who don't recognise them they are Queenie, Math and Nat.
Friday 4 January 2008
Friday 55 Flash Fiction #8 January Sales
How much was it? he asked.
Because we decided we want a baby as soon as possible after we get married and it was in the sale!
But Amy, we’re only 13!
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by susiestheboss but is hosted again this week by g-man.
Wednesday 2 January 2008
Never argue with a woman......
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book?' she replies
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Tuesday 1 January 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
To All My Blogging Friends
may 2008 be your best year ever!
Whatever your New Year's resolutions I wish you luck.
I've only made one this year - to lose weight and get fitter - I'll keep you posted.