I'm off out for the day today to Manchester - shopping, lunch and a few glasses of wine, so I'll leave you with the following.............
THE POLITICALLY CORRECT GUIDE TO GUYS
He does not have a beer gut;
He develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
You do not buy him a drink;
You initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
He does not fart and belch;
He is Gastronomically Expressive.
He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships.
He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.
Read Quick Giggles part 1 and 2.
34 comments:
Have a great day and thanks for the giggles :o)
Rx
good start to the day - hope yours is as good as ours looks here in cornwall!
Enjoy your day shopping and adult beverages!
Have a great day!
Have a wonderful day. You have given a bouquet of smiles to start mine.
thank you
None of those statements fits, as I am "the very nice man" and wouldn't be or do any of those things!!
Now where is my beer???
Haha, those are great! It's good to stop back by your blog!
Fabulous!
You're welcome Ruth, I just got back and I did have a great day, thanks. x
It's been a beautiful day here flowerpot :)
Thanks buffalodickdy I had a great day. :)
Thanks Har
You have a lovely smile Dave x
You're obviously talking about other men and not me here. Right?
very nice man Of course I wasn't referring to you at all. ;)
Nice to see you back josh
Glad you enjoyed it Jenny
dx If I knew you I could answer that question, so stick around and ask me again in a few weeks will you? :)
have fun and thanks for the laughs!
smiles, bee
Thanks Bee I did. :)
Thanks for the laugh! Hope you have a great day, and remember to have a drink for me :)
missu we did have a great day will tell you all about it tomorrow. :)
Swine empathy ... I love it!
Wish I was a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion myself!
Glad to see you had a great day by your comment above!
He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships
Quite right! Quite right! I wish all women were as empathetic and understanding as you. :)
"monogamously challenged" Ha! I like that. BTW, I just noticed, was that green napkins they have in the toilets?? What about the toilet paper?!
Those thermally unappreciative guys are the worst.
I liked that one too Linda :)
Dan guess what - I didn't write it! :)
Bella the green towels are to wipe your hands after you've washed them - they did have toilet paper in the cubicles.
cs they truly are!
Giggle, chuckle & more giggles . . .I love these quick funnies to start the day with a smile x x
I often wonder who thinks them up shaz - certainly not me!
SO true!!!! (At least according to the guys!)
LOL - you mean they admit to it skittles?
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