After writing about my driving escapades yesterday I found this in my file and thought it might come in handy if you're travelling to Germany.................
Indicators....Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
Bonnet......Pullnob und Knucklechopper
Exhaust Pipe.... Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Speedometer..... Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Clutch...... Die Kuplink mit schlippen und schaken
Puncture........Die Phlatt mit bludyphucken
Parking meter........... Der Tennerpinscher und klockenwerr
Windscreen Wiper .... Der Flippenflappenmuchenschpredder
Foot Brake............ Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenkwik
Gear Lever......... Biggensticken fur kangaroochoppen
Breathalyser...........Die Puffinintem fur pistenarsen
Rear View Mirror......... Der Yokhunter Tecklosen
Seat Belt........... Der Klunkenklikker Fraulinestopper
Headlights........... Der Dippendontdazzelubastad
Exhaust Fumes............... Der Koffenundschpittpoluter
Traffic Jam.....Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast
Rear Seat...........Der Schpringentester
Tyres.........Flattfahrts
Backfire.......Der Lowdenbangenmekkejumpen
Juggernaut........ Der Phukkengrett Trukken
Accident..... Der Bledinmess
Near Accident.............. Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen
Garage.......Der Heiway Robberung
Cyclist...........Der Pedallpushink Pilloken
Skid........Der Banannan Waltzen
Double White Lines........Overtaken und Krunchen
Happy Motoring.
45 comments:
I have no plans to go to germany, let alone drive there, but loved the blog! Thanks for posting on mine - will read on!
Great music too - what is it?
FP
flowerpot
Ah never say never!
Thanks for dropping by.
Glad you like the music - see 'My Playlist' on the sidebar. The control is at the bottom of the page if you want to skip tracks. Enjoy. :)
Hilarious!
miss u
It made me laugh too :)
Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen, is my favourite.
queenie
Been there!
I liked the one for tires...lol...so funny akeamalu!! I need a good laugh today! Im so pissed I cant see straight!
catch
Hope the laugh acts as a tonic, the Lord alone knows you need one at the moment honey. x
lol, perfect!
myutopia
Glad you like, thanks for stopping by. :)
Hello Akela,
Thanks for commenting on C poem, she is very chuffed!!! She has just told me she got an A+ for it.
Hope you are well and a bit bendier
H XXXXX
By the way I love the German thing on your blog LOL
H XXXXX
Helen??????????? :O)
Are these for real?
helen
You should be very proud of C, and I know you are! Glad you liked todays post. x
mike
Do you know Helen?
josh
Pigeon German I think!
Thank god I don't drive!! ;-)
Bella
LOL
Txt me and tell me who it is!!!
P.s I need your e-mail address as i keep getting bounced...
Wow ... I lived (and drove) in Germany for seven years and never heard any of those terms.
helen
I'll email you. x
paul
Really? I am surprised! ((wink))
Send anyone to my blog if they think they know me or not, this is so much fun!!!
getting funny looks off S though, he doesn't get it. Hmmm...
I'm with Queeenie- that one's my favorite too!!
You are too funny.
I only go to Germany when they start a war. I think we are over due for one.
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For years now I have been trying to convince people that "volkswagen" is actually German for "lawnmower engine." My friends who owned VW Bugs were not amused.
This was hilarious! And I felt my dad laughing right along with me. He would have busted a gut over those. He lived in Germany for a while and used to be a Volkswagon mechanic. He was a lifelong car enthusiast and a big appreciator of silly soundalike jokes like these. Thanks so much for posting them!
Driving is bad enough here in the U.S. so I don't think I'd want to try the Autobahn but these are some great terms! I especially liked the term for Near Accident! Very funny!
Love these! When I was a kid and we lived in Germany my sister and I always sniggered at the the Ausfahrt signs and loved calling our grandad a Grossvater.
thank God i wasn't born in Germany..the language is just..to lengthy!
ROFL!!
helen
You're hooked now aren't you? :)
gewels
It's a good one for sure! :)
old knudsen
Oh you're naughty! ;)
Hi dave, glad you enjoyed. :)
Hi fat sparrow, thanks for dropping by.
'Lawnmower engine' LOL that's a good one!
You're welcome Julia, anything to make folk laugh! :0
Glad you had a laugh Linda. :)
I can just hear you calling out "Grossvater" at the top of your lungs in the park Ruth.
It certainly is Elween!
Get up cg the floor may be dirty! :)
this was a hoot. cracked me up.
Glad you had a good laugh Annie. :)
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