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Thursday, 7 June 2007

The Rules.....

1. The Female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possible know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misundertanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female may change her mind at any time.

9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The male is expected to be a mind reader at all times.

14. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.

16. If the female has PMS all the rules are null and void.

17. The female is ready when she is ready.

18. The male must be ready at all times.

39 comments:

Miss Understood said...

That is just EXCELLENT!

Queenie said...

I love rules, only trouble is there made to be broken....

talj said...

LOL brilliant, really made me chuckle! :o)

Akelamalu said...

miss u
It's all true isn't it?

Akelamalu said...

queenie
Well we just change 'em then!

Akelamalu said...

talj
Glad you had a laugh.

CG said...

Very funny: Brightened my day!!

R2K said...

These rules are hard :)

Mike M said...

So, I have looked all over for A Peace Globe and I can't find it. that don't make it easy.

Can you help me?

GEWELS said...

Now I think you should do a Blogblast for the rules.
We MUST get the word out!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

yup, yup, yup.... sounds right to me.

smiles, bee

Akelamalu said...

cg
Glad you liked.

Akelamalu said...

r2k
Sorry but that's the way it's gotta be! :)

Akelamalu said...

mike
I was going to say look here
http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2007/05/how-to-get-your-peace-globe-2007-sticky.html
and follow Mimi's instructions but I see you have one now. Wel done.

Akelamalu said...

gewels
I don't think the male bloggers would join in!

Akelamalu said...

Bee
Does Sarge know?

julia said...

That's harsh!

Akelamalu said...

Julia
You really think so?

Pat said...

Just followed a link from CG's blog and had the best visit here reading.

I'll be back. Love your photo slide show at the right.

I'm off to read your grandmother's story.


My PAD and
Guelph Daily Photo

PS I like the song playing. I've never heard it before but I really like the words. Almost made tears flow for some reason.

Akelamalu said...

pat
Welcome and thank you for your lovely comments. I hope you like KIT'S story. The song you like is No More Cloudy Days by The Eagles.

"Early Bird" said...

Cute!
:)

Akelamalu said...

early bird
Thanks :)

Cream said...

Sounds like a Declaration of War, Akela!

Akelamalu said...

cream
Ah no, honey, just a bit of fun - maybe. ;)

Paul Champagne said...

Damn ... now that I know these rules ... I guess they will be changed.

Mark said...

Ahhh so that's how it works....

RUTH said...

LOL ...nice to see some guys commenting...think Paul knows us women well!

Elween said...

in conclusion...women are tough to handle. just kidding, haha:)

Catch said...

I Love this!!! And this is exactly how it should be!!! Oh yes, these are great rules!

Linda said...

Those rules are lot easier for we women to remember and keep! Love 'em!

Biby Cletus said...

Cool blog, i just randomly surfed in, but it sure was worth my time, will be back

Deep Regards from the other side of the Moon

Biby Cletus

Akelamalu said...

paul, they sure will! ((wink))

Akelamalu said...

mark for the time being. ;)

Akelamalu said...

ruth I think we've given too much away to these men now, we'd better change The Rules! :)

Akelamalu said...

elween women tough to handle? Nah!

Akelamalu said...

catch
I'm sure we could think of some more between us eh?

Akelamalu said...

linda
And if we can't remember them we can always change them! :)

Akelamalu said...

bibi cletus
Thanks for dropping by, glad you enjoyed your visit.

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