Daft Answers Part 3....

Yet more idiotic answers to quiz questions....


Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci
Who framed Roger Rabbit?


What was signed to bring the First World War to an end in 1918?
Magna Carta


How many Kings of England have been called Henry?
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth.... er.....er...three?


There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
Jelly.


Name a book written by Jane Austen.
Charlottle Bronte.


What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian state?
America? Portugal? Canada? Mexico? Italy? Spain?


How long did the Six-Day war between Egypt and Israel last?
(after a long pause) Fourteen days.


Where did the D-Day landings take place?
(after pause) Pearl Harbour?


Whjat K could be described as the Islamic bible?
Er..


It's got two syllables.... Kor....
Blimey?


Ha, ha, ha, ha, no. The past participle of run.
Silence


Ok, try it another way. today I run, yesterday I....
Walked?


Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea a) Irish Sea, b) English Channel, c) North Sea?
Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. it's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.


Which S is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
Ummmmm....
It begins with S and rhymes with perm.
Shark.


What is the county town of Kent?
Kentish Town?


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Daft Answers Part 2.......

More idiotic answers to quiz questions......


What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Homosexuals
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.



We're looking for a word that goes in front of "clock".
Grandfather
Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.

Panda.

Which American actor was married to Nicole Kidman?
Forest Gump.




In which European country is Mount Etna?
Japan
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear, I can let you try again.
Er... Mexico?

What's the Prince of Wales's Christian name?
Err
Here's a clue: he was married to Diana.
Err..

It begins with a C
No idea.


How many Olympic Games have been held?
Six
Higher!
Five.



What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Jewish
That's close enough.


Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Chedpit



Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Barcelona.
I was really after the name of a country.
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.



In which country is Mount Everest?
(long pause) er, it's not in Scotland is it?



What is the world's largest continent?
The Pacific.



What's 11 sqared?
I don't know.
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Is it five?



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I stole borrowed this from Mimi (Mimi Writes) 'cause it sounded like fun. Now I'm not so sure, but I'll do it anyway

PAST
First grade teacher's name: Mrs McManus
Tidbit from my secret journal: The only journal I have is this blog.
Last word you said: Blog.
Last song you sang: The Living Years - the first song on my playlist on my blog.
Last song stuck in your head: The Living Years.

PRESENT
What's in your CD player: Leona Lewis' new album.
What color socks are you wearing: I don't wear socks.
What's under your bed: Nothing, not even fluff.
What's the weather like: Damp
What time did you wake up today: 10 a.m.

FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: I'm already married to the My Wonderful Man.
Are you going to college: At my age?
Where do you want to go: Somewhere hot and sunny.
What is your career going to be: Retirement
Where are you going to live: Somewhere hot and sunny (if I win the lottery)
How many kids do you want: I've already got two and it would be a miracle if I had any more
Kids' names: No 1 and No2 son.
Where do you want your honeymoon: We didn't get a honeymoon but boy have we made up for it since.
What kind of car will you have: I'd love a Rolls Royce but unless I win the lottery it's highly unlikely that I'll get one.

Feel free to have a go if you like and let me know so I can visit and read your answers.

HAPPY SUNDAY

Daft Answers Part 1...

Just for a laugh here's a compilation of the most idiotic answers to quiz questions.....


What was Gandhi's first name?
Goosey Goosey


Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Jesus


Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Lepers


We're looking for an occupation beginning with a T.
Doctor


No, it's T. T for Tommy. T for Tango, T. for Tintinnabulation.
Oh right ...(pause).... Doctor


Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every eyar?
I don't know I need a clue


Ok. What do beans come in?
Cartons


Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Geography isn't my strong point


There's a clue in the title.
Leicester


What is the capital of Italy?
France


France is another country, try again
Oh, um, Benidorm



Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Sorry I don't know.


Just guess a country then.
Paris.


For £10 what is the nationality of the Pope?
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?


Who had a worldwide hit with "What a Wonderful World"?
I don't know


I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Arm.


Correct. And if you're not weak, you're ....?
Strong.


Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Louis.


Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song "What a Wonderful World"?
Frank Sinatra.


What happend in Dallas on November 22 1963?
I don't know I wasn't watching it then.


In what year was President Kennedy assasinated?
Erm...


Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.
1965?

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