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Saturday, 6 October 2007

Daft Answers Part 1...

Just for a laugh here's a compilation of the most idiotic answers to quiz questions.....


What was Gandhi's first name?
Goosey Goosey


Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Jesus


Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
Lepers


We're looking for an occupation beginning with a T.
Doctor


No, it's T. T for Tommy. T for Tango, T. for Tintinnabulation.
Oh right ...(pause).... Doctor


Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every eyar?
I don't know I need a clue


Ok. What do beans come in?
Cartons


Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Geography isn't my strong point


There's a clue in the title.
Leicester


What is the capital of Italy?
France


France is another country, try again
Oh, um, Benidorm



Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Sorry I don't know.


Just guess a country then.
Paris.


For £10 what is the nationality of the Pope?
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?


Who had a worldwide hit with "What a Wonderful World"?
I don't know


I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Arm.


Correct. And if you're not weak, you're ....?
Strong.


Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Louis.


Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song "What a Wonderful World"?
Frank Sinatra.


What happend in Dallas on November 22 1963?
I don't know I wasn't watching it then.


In what year was President Kennedy assasinated?
Erm...


Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.
1965?

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Have you got your Peace Globe yet? You do know the next Peace Globe day is 7th November 2007 don't you? Here's mine








Go get yours here and join in Mimi's quest for Peace. Also Mimi is giving everyone who enters a Peace Globe a great T-shirt for their blog. Join in the Peace Globe movement today!

26 comments:

lettuce said...

tee hee.

i hope all these answers weren't from the same person!!!!!!

fascinating info. about "bodacious" down below - one of my fave words!

Flowerpot said...

I love the Peace idea. We need more of that sort of thing.

la bellina mammina said...

interesting one...;-)

buffalodickdy said...

Were all the answers from the same idiot, or many idiots?

Miss Understood said...

I love things like this. "We asked a hundred people...." LoL.

Off to check out Mimi's site.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

thanks for making me laugh out loud this morning!!!

smiles, bee

Smalltown RN said...

Oh goodness that is to funny....It's amazing what some people will say sometimes.....things that make your go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Cheers my friend.....I am finally back in the world of the living....

Akelamalu said...

No lettie the answers were from different people - I don't think one person could be that stupid do you?

Pop over to Mimi's and get yourself a globe Flowerpot :)

What, the answers or the globe Bella?

Many idiots Buffalo

Oh you're back Laney, can't wait to hear about your trip and see your Peace Globe if you're off to visit Mimi. x

You're welcome Bee xx

Glad I made you laugh RN, it's good to see you back honey. x

Mimi Lenox said...

You are too much, Miss Hawaiin girl. Thanks for plugging Peace Globes.

Mims

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee. Where do you find this stuff.
Hilarious.
And your peace globe is lovely.

julia said...

I checked out Mimi's site and think I'll Peace Blog on Nov. 7th - a perfect day for it, as it's my husband's birthday. And he's a very peaceloving sort.

The answers, meanwhile are hilarious. Especially 'Frank Sinatra'.

crazy working mom said...

There are people out there that are actually THIS dumb?! Yikes.

The Rotten Correspondent said...

what a great idea the peace globe day is. all us bloggers can go crazy!

RUTH said...

Gosh reading this makes me almost feel intelligent :o) Just rec'd an email reminding me of Peace Day...this last year has certainly flown by.
Rx

Elween said...

was it meant to be funny? actually.. i couldn't understand the hilarity in this...or it's just to show mere stupidity of a person's reaction? ehm...

la bellina mammina said...

the replies actually. as in interestingly dumb replies :-)

Akelamalu said...

My pleasure Mimi :)

I have more in my secret file Jo ;)

Great to hear you're joining in the Peace Globe movement Julia

Unfortunately yes Crazy Working Mom :(

You gonna join in too Correspondent?

You're right there Ruth, time is whizzing by!

It was just meant to show some people's stupidity Elween.

They are definitely dumb Bella x

MarmiteToasty said...

LOL.... fanks for making me laff this morning.... where the hell do you find some of your stuff LOL

The Globes are great....

peace......X

Annelisa said...

ROFL!!!

Oh, Akelamalu, where do you get this stuff?! You've just given me such a chuckle, and it was such a good one... my lovely eldest son told me to stop laughing so loud, as he couldn't hear 'Alien' :-D

Thanks for asking about Julia's sister - saw her for the last couple of days. She's recovering nicely, and luckily it was early enough that nothing has spread, so that's excellent news! In fact, she's in such high spirits that she's gone through with the op, and no longer has to live in fear...it's very lifting!

How's your book selling? Do you get to find out totals? I must get my copy...when I have some wages that aren't pre-spent :-S

You are an absolute tonic, sweetheart - thank you!

And your globe is looking so great, I can't believe what a pro you are at it all now... :-)

TTFN!

Irishcoda said...

LOL, thanks for a good laugh! I'm a first time visitor, saw you on the Over 50s blogroll. Have a great week!

Cream said...

Lord Moutbatten's firstname? Isn't that Lord?

Gledwood said...

I still feel more moth than butterfly.
(I accidentally typed "mother" in there.. .is that a fraudian slip/freudian/ukk I hate fraud anyway he was a victorian cokesnorting perv!!)


I love the Ghandi one!!

Akelamalu said...

I have a special file Marmie, gathered over many years ;) Hope you're going to get a globe too. :)

Glad you had a laugh Annelisa. That's good news about Julia's sister, my thoughts are with her and she will be included in my daily Reiki sending. I bought 4 copies of Dad's book one for Dad (which he has loaned out already), one each for the boys and one to send to the British Library. Apparently 7 have been sold so someone else must have taken a liking to it! I didn't add any revenue for us it is selling at just the cost of the printing because I just want people to read it.

I don't know about being a pro at the Peace Globes - it's easy otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it honey!

So glad you enjoyed your first visit irishcoda I hope you'll drop by again. :)

Cream you're back! :)

I didn't know that about Freud Gleds, glad you enjoyed it anyway. x

GEWELS said...

HAHA!!!! too funny- and yes, I know a few people, myself- who are this dumb. My sis....oh, never mind.

Yippee! another peace globe. I must get my thinking cap onto desing this one.
Thanks for the reminder.

Akelamalu said...

I've met people that dumb too! Looking forward to seeing your peace globe too. :)

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