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Sunday, 24 February 2008

Daft Answers Part 2.......

More idiotic answers to quiz questions......


What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Homosexuals
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.



We're looking for a word that goes in front of "clock".
Grandfather
Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.
Panda.


Which American actor was married to Nicole Kidman?
Forest Gump.




In which European country is Mount Etna?
Japan
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear, I can let you try again.
Er... Mexico?


What's the Prince of Wales's Christian name?
Err
Here's a clue: he was married to Diana.
Err..

It begins with a C
No idea.


How many Olympic Games have been held?
Six
Higher!
Five.



What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Jewish
That's close enough.


Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Chedpit



Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Barcelona.
I was really after the name of a country.
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.



In which country is Mount Everest?
(long pause) er, it's not in Scotland is it?



What is the world's largest continent?
The Pacific.



What's 11 sqared?
I don't know.
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Is it five?



Read Daft Answers Part 1



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I stole borrowed this from Mimi (Mimi Writes) 'cause it sounded like fun. Now I'm not so sure, but I'll do it anyway


PAST
First grade teacher's name: Mrs McManus
Tidbit from my secret journal: The only journal I have is this blog.
Last word you said: Blog.
Last song you sang: The Living Years - the first song on my playlist on my blog.
Last song stuck in your head: The Living Years.


PRESENT
What's in your CD player: Leona Lewis' new album.
What color socks are you wearing: I don't wear socks.
What's under your bed: Nothing, not even fluff.
What's the weather like: Damp
What time did you wake up today: 10 a.m.


FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: I'm already married to the My Wonderful Man.
Are you going to college: At my age?
Where do you want to go: Somewhere hot and sunny.
What is your career going to be: Retirement
Where are you going to live: Somewhere hot and sunny (if I win the lottery)
How many kids do you want: I've already got two and it would be a miracle if I had any more
Kids' names: No 1 and No2 son.
Where do you want your honeymoon: We didn't get a honeymoon but boy have we made up for it since.
What kind of car will you have: I'd love a Rolls Royce but unless I win the lottery it's highly unlikely that I'll get one.



Feel free to have a go if you like and let me know so I can visit and read your answers.

HAPPY SUNDAY


26 comments:

Smalltown RN said...

oh I like that meme...you are a cheeky on now aren't you.....

Misty Dawn said...

The draft answers were hilarious and scary at the same time!

Your answers to the meme are very fun. I like the names you chose for your sons - easy to remember - hehehe

Dianne said...

I KNEW the kids who work for me were taking a quiz, I just didn't know they were taking THIS quiz!

I immediately recognized their answers.

Flowerpot said...

I feel really sick in smooth cars - give me a banger any day!!

Wavy said...

Forest Gump and Nicole Kidman....interesting.....

And I love what you did with this meme! You are a funny one.
Your resized bottle is perfect. I changed it on both blogs.

Your message bottle is now afloat in the vast blogosphere ocean. You are Message In a Bottle #27.
Feel free to toss in a bottle whenever you feel the urge to send a message. The blocean is always open.

Message In A Bottle #27

Mimi

Akelamalu said...

You think I'm cheeky RN? :)

Glad you liked it Misty x

LOL you got some 'interesting' kids working for you Dianne! :)

You're kidding me right Flowerpot?

Oh great Mimi glad it worked!

Barbara said...

Thanks for visiting me at my Lakeside Lair!

ellen said...

Good thing I pass by her...ur site is insightful one...
btw...thanks for dropping by to my "deep down the heart" hope to hear from you agin...

ellen said...

Good thing I pass by her...ur site is insightful one...
btw...thanks for dropping by to my "deep down the heart" hope to hear from you agin...

julia said...

Favorite daft answer:
'What's 11 squared?
I don't know.
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Is it five?'

Favorite answer:
'How many kids do you want: I've already got two and it would be a miracle if I had any more'

I laughed and then read it out to my husband.

Julie said...

I like the daft answers! Very cute!

Gledwood said...

A panda clock?

I used to have a huge tubby golden hamster who was beautiful called Panda Ball or Pandable... I chose him from a room full of Dozey hamsters with Pandable rambling about on top of them all!

Many thanks for your messages last week


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Akelamalu said...

Thanks for visiting me Barbara :)

Welcome Ellenthanks for stopping by.

Happy to make you smile Julia x

Glad you enjoyed it Julie, thanks for stopping by. :)

Wasn't that answer totally obscure Gleds. Hope you're feeling better honey. x

Odat said...

That's a great meme, and I can't believe you have no fluff under your bed!!! I'm impressed...lol.
Peace

Akelamalu said...

LOL We have a waterbed Odat which is on a plinth type thing so nowhere for fluff to go!

david mcmahon said...

If you're getting a Rolls-Royce, can I drive it sometimes?

cathy said...

Those quiz answers are either funny or very scary!

I don't get round to my blogging pals much these days but I've just read about 10 of your posts and listened to your tunes. Enjoyed both, thanks.

elena jane said...

lol....a meme and new tunes....:-)

i borrowed your meme too...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Those quiz answers are hilarious! They make one thankful that one has at least a wee bit of education.

citizen of the world said...

Good gracious, those answers don't say much for people, do they?

Akelamalu said...

Of course David - if I ever get one! ;)

Both funny and Scary Cathy! Nice to see you back. x

I'll look out for your answers to the meme Elena. :)

Mmmmmm, the questions weren't that difficult were they Nick?

No they don't Citizen!

Ron said...

Ok...this was TOOOO funny!

My favorite one was the Forrest Gump answer, because it's so damn TRUE!!!

Thanks for a wonderful laugh, my friend...you ROCK!

Akelamalu said...

Anything to make you smile Ron x

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