Daft Answers Part 2.......

More idiotic answers to quiz questions......


What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"?
Homosexuals
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.



We're looking for a word that goes in front of "clock".
Grandfather
Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.

Panda.

Which American actor was married to Nicole Kidman?
Forest Gump.




In which European country is Mount Etna?
Japan
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear, I can let you try again.
Er... Mexico?

What's the Prince of Wales's Christian name?
Err
Here's a clue: he was married to Diana.
Err..

It begins with a C
No idea.


How many Olympic Games have been held?
Six
Higher!
Five.



What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Jewish
That's close enough.


Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Chedpit



Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Barcelona.
I was really after the name of a country.
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.



In which country is Mount Everest?
(long pause) er, it's not in Scotland is it?



What is the world's largest continent?
The Pacific.



What's 11 sqared?
I don't know.
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Is it five?



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I stole borrowed this from Mimi (Mimi Writes) 'cause it sounded like fun. Now I'm not so sure, but I'll do it anyway

PAST
First grade teacher's name: Mrs McManus
Tidbit from my secret journal: The only journal I have is this blog.
Last word you said: Blog.
Last song you sang: The Living Years - the first song on my playlist on my blog.
Last song stuck in your head: The Living Years.

PRESENT
What's in your CD player: Leona Lewis' new album.
What color socks are you wearing: I don't wear socks.
What's under your bed: Nothing, not even fluff.
What's the weather like: Damp
What time did you wake up today: 10 a.m.

FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: I'm already married to the My Wonderful Man.
Are you going to college: At my age?
Where do you want to go: Somewhere hot and sunny.
What is your career going to be: Retirement
Where are you going to live: Somewhere hot and sunny (if I win the lottery)
How many kids do you want: I've already got two and it would be a miracle if I had any more
Kids' names: No 1 and No2 son.
Where do you want your honeymoon: We didn't get a honeymoon but boy have we made up for it since.
What kind of car will you have: I'd love a Rolls Royce but unless I win the lottery it's highly unlikely that I'll get one.

Feel free to have a go if you like and let me know so I can visit and read your answers.

HAPPY SUNDAY