Diet?
Sometimes he wished he could lose weight.
He'd always been big, but now he weighed over 23 stones!
As soon as he'd been accepted for the job he'd started overeating.
Strangely the bigger he got the more popular he became.
All his friends were overweight too.
They had to be.....
They were all Sumo wrestlers.
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32 comments:
Huge man...... but as you say, he has to be!
what a size!
haha fantastic!! :)
For a second, I thought you were talking about a turkey!
You're so good at these.
That is the average size of most BB-Q cook-off contestants... :)
those pixx alone make me wanna go (like totally valley girl-style, like: eeeewww!!!
You got me again - I didn't guess the last line.
It reminds me of a Jim Davidson joke. He said, "My uncle was a Sumo wrestler but he had to give it up. He got nappy rash!"
Big yes Maggie, a necessity in his job. :)
Mmmm he is rather large Flowerpot! LOL
Glad you like it Emmie :)
Aw thanks Laney x
LOL really Buff?
I know what you mean Gleds:(
I'm a big fan of Jim Davidson but I hadn't heard that one before Dumdad LOL
I would have made an excellent sumo wrestler had I weighed as much as I do now when I was younger. I'm rather glad that I didn't.
Cool! :-) Have a nice weekend!
Thanks for the picture. It helped a lot as I sat down to eat my "diet" lunch.
Well done!
lol, great twist as always, AK. :D
LOL I bet you are Nick x
Thanks Evalinn :)
It didn't help my diet much either RC LOL
Cheers James :)
Not a pretty picture!
I'm off to wrestle with that concept!
What a great ending.
You're so sneaky!
Clever..clever! I must admit that meat looked mighty tasty...but, not that Sumo wrestler!! :D
OMG...that was funny!!
You always make my Fridays special!!!
Thanks for sharing your clever, clever mind!
Have SUMO weekend, my friend!
tee, hee!
How much is 23 stone?
You and your twisty endings...
Signature Ake! Very well done Lady Pearl...:-)
Thanks for being such a fabulous contributor each and every Friday.
Have a Wonderful Week-End...G
Stones. Haven't heard that since boarding school.
hehehehe...that is quite some twist! :D
I love it Akelamalu! :D
I hate it when men have bigger breasts than me!
Puts a whole new meaning on Eating for Two, don't you think?
Loved it!
Sandi
I love the places your mind goes ... and how you always manage to take me by surprise ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
As I was reading this I was thinking ... okay, is it going to be a cow or a turkey or a chicken that has to go to slaughter and the bigger the better? But nope - none of those - you got me!
HA! But now that meal looks fantastic!
I was wondering how you'd put that last Akelamalu twist on this one. I should have known!
How much is a "stone" anyway? I've never been able to suss that out.
weeeee a grown man in a diaper! lol haha @ sumo wrestler. great 55, ake. i didn't get one done this week either. busy, lazy, or couldn't think of one...but i put a craptastic poem up hehe :)
@mojo i think it's 14lbs
Indeed Cheshire Wife - it's gross!
Ha ha you always come up with just the right response DavidL :)
Glad you liked it Dr.John :)
Moi Anndi? ;)
Lamb shanks are one of my favourite meals Lulda! :)
Aw thanks Ron x
23 stone is 322lbs G-man, there are 14lbs in a stone. Glad you liked it m'dear.
I suppose it's peculiar to GB Citizen :)
So pleased you liked it Mona :)
LOL it's not a pretty sight is it Debs!
It certainly does Sandi!
How kind of you to say that Happily Retired Gal, thankyou.
If you didn't guess the ending Linda I did it right! :)
It does look tasty doesn't it Trav!
Thank you Mojo I'm pleased you liked it. A stone is 14lbs.
Your poems are never crappy Ciara! Glad you enjoyed my 55 honey. x
Hahaha! You have such an imagination. Fantastic :-)
Come now, you never told me you were going to use that photo of me!!! LOL
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