Ever wondered what your teacher really meant with those remarks on your school report?
Satisfactory progress....................
I can't think of a single interesting thing to say.
A born leader...............................
Runs the playground protection racket.
Easy going............................
Bone idle.
Lively..................................
Thoroughly disruptive.
Good progress.............................
If you think their work is bad now you should have seen it this time last year.
A sensitive child..................
Never stops whining.
Helpful........................
Creep.
Reliable..................................
Grasses on their mates.
Adventurous............................
Will break their neck before the year's out.
Has difficulty in forming relationships..............
I can't stand ethem either.
Expresses themself confidently.............
Cheeky little **!!***!!!!
Enjoys PE activities................
Thug.
Has a lot of minor illnesses..................
Truants regularly.
Friendly..................
Never leaves me alone or shuts up.
Easily distracted...........
Hasn't handed in a piece of work all year.
Works better in a small group............
Daren't take my eyes off them for a second.
Imaginative......
Lies and cheats regularly.
Needs praise and encouragment.......
Thick as two short planks.
Expresses themself clearly..............
Foul mouthed.
Keen to do well.................
Egotistical.
All their work is of a high standard................
They have ambitioius middle class parents.
Does not accept authority easily....
Father's doing time.
Is easily upset..............
Spoilt rotten.
Often appears tired................
Stays up late watching horror videos.
Works better at practical activities....
Totally illiterate.
Good with their hands............
Light fingered.
A rather solitary child..................
Smells or has nits.
Independently minded.................
Totally obstinate.
Enjoys extra-curricular activities.............
Flogs cheap fags at break times.
Determined.....................
Completely lacking any scruples.
Inclined to daydream.......................
In one ear and out the other.
A good sense of humour.....................
Teases the other kids unmercifully.
Reads well aloud.................
Loves the sound of their own voice.
A quiet child....................
Lacking any individuallity whatsoever.
Easily influenced.............................
The class mug.
Popular with the other students...............
sells pornographic pictures at break.
A vivid imagination...............
Always has an excuse.
A very inquisitive mind............
Often caught playing doctors and nurses.
Does not give classes their full attention...............
Smokes in the toilets.
Often needs guidance...................
Always in the Head's room.
62 comments:
And all that time I thought I was the model student!
Great stuff!
yes that all makes sense. NO wonder I always had such terrible reports!
haha...these are too funny! I love them!
miss u I did too, how wrong can you be??? :(
flowerpot You too eh?
Glad you had a giggle catch. :)
ROFTLMRSSO!!!!! to funny :)...... some of my old reports are soooo funny.....
Ive added you to me blob roll thingie..... cos I need to be here and read your blob everyday, its great.....
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hmmm...almost all of 'em apply to me... LOL!;-)
Thanks Marmie, you're on mine too. :)
Oh Bella I can't believe that!
That brought back memories....
lol...needed that!
Just stopping by to say thanks for stopping by again... I do really appreciate it... even when I'm not blogging around!
Funeral's tomorrow. I'm dreading it. Even with all the warning, I still can't believe it's here :-(
Big hugs back
LOL I love this!
Not all bad I hope buffalodickdy?
I'll be thinking about you tomorrow Annelisa. I hope it goes as well as is possible for all of you. x
Glad you had a laugh Helen. :)
These are great there are some in there that I was labled now I know the real meaning. LOL
What a great post! Really made me chucle...I'm off to dig out my old school reports now LOL :o)
Dave really? Of course my reports were always excellent! ((wink))
Don't do it Talj, you don't really want to know do you?
I remember one master wrote in a boy's report:
"This pupil's progress was constipated by his verbal diarrhoea."
That is cute. I don't remember seeing it before. I'm going to Steal, I mean "borrow" it to send some email pals
Great!! Just Great!! I'm still laughing!
great morning laugh! thanks...
smiles, bee
Thats my dreams shattered!!!
Hilarious and I can always trust you for a laugh and some great piece of needed information.
Hugs,
Angel ():)
Ho, ho, dumbdad I've not heard that one before! :)
Did you recognise any Mike?
A good laugh is good medicine Bee. :)
I can't believe any teacher wrote those comments on your reports queenie! ;)
Angel Wait there's more! :)
That was so great! I love those! I worked for a supplemenatal education company and when the kids would bring in their report cards...you could almost sense the sarcastic undertones of some comments! Great!
Teachers have a 'coded' language of their own when it comes to reports Jenny. PS I'm not a teacher!
to coin an expression used by my old English teachers, that post is "v.g."
haha!!
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have a great weekend!
gleds
What a cute list!
:)
very funny and so true!
Watch out for "a quiet child who gives no trouble" = "I didn't notice he was in my class"
"great weekend!!"
sorry my scrambled brains
too knackered
ok i know it is only thursday now
sorry!
gledwood your comment was v.g. too! Thanks :)
I'm sure you wouldn't recognise any of those comments from your school reports early bird:)
That's a good one too Pauline. Thanks for stopping by, I hope you call in again. :)
a pleasure to have in class?
wait, that was the nuns and they made me help dust the church cuz I always got there early
:(
dalla meow Oh that's not fair! Thanks for stopping by. :)
OO-er and there was me thinking I done well at school Come to think of it I thought my kids did well too!!!...I know better now...LOL...great post!
Thanks for the comment about the web site. Yes, I'm doing it all myself. I did ask Dave to do me one...still waiting so I took matters into my own hands! :)
I will add it to my link list
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Glad you enjoyed it Ruth :)
Helen YOU ARE A CLEVER GIRL! XX
that was sooo funny! brilliant post! thanks for the comment today, i am slowly learning how to add pictures and videos, thanks to my mum's expert advice x
Are you sure teacher would be imaginative enough t come up with such things?!
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I once had the comment, "She suffers from a misplaced sense of humour" on a report. My parents thought it was hilarious. I spent the next few years looking for it.
One of my good friends is a teacher and I think she would agree totally with this post!
Come to think of it, I seem to recall some of those on my report card from time to time!
I have uses some of those phrases in my evaluations of students, sooo true.
You're doing really well Leanne, thanks for dropping by. :)
I'll check through your old reports Dan and see! :)
around my kitchen table
LOL that was funny!
I hope your friend won't take offence Linda!
Thanks bankerchick. :)
Hahaa! My daughter always got the "friendly" then the teacher would make the talks too much motion with her hand!
lol, I'll remember these come July when the girls bring their school reports home x x
I agree with Pauline. My friend and I always used to make fun of this comment we'd both get on our report cards: "Pleasant to have in the classroom." That really meant they couldn't quite remember who you were and had to look up your name on the seating plan. Your list is a killer!
He he, that's funny skittles :)
Let us know if any of these appear on their reports won't you Shaz?
Glad you enjoyed it Julia :)
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