Susan at Stony River hosts this fun theme each Monday, so do pop over and read the others who have
signed Mr. Linky. The rules are thus:
Every Monday Susan will post a picture for the subject of your story. Microfiction means the shortest of short stories. Think Aesop's fables, comic strips, or even jokes: complete stories that can be told in under a minute. For this game, the limit is a tweetable 140 characters or fewer, including punctuation and spa
Here's today's picture and my contribution.
Being new to town, he was surprised when the cab stopped at the cemetery and the driver declared
“Here you are Sir, the dead centre of town!”
140 characters including spaces
140 characters including spaces
36 comments:
You really did make me laugh out loud! That is perfect!
LOL
Nice one Akelamalu!
:Dom
Serves him right for asking for the dead centre! :)
I think I would have withheld the tip...
Haaaaaaaaaa, what a great wit you have, utterly perfect m'dear - thanks for the smile!
Oh, and um, stop scaring the wits out of me with that Christmas count down - eeeeeeek!!!
Thankyou Quilly, I'm happy to make you smile.:)
Cheers Dominic :)
Yes he should have been more precise AJ LOL
I think he probably did Valerie LOL
Glad you liked it Shrinky and sorry to scare you with the Christmas deadline. ;)
What a welcome to the place! Nice, very nice. :)
Akela;
So funny, loved the punch line!
“Here you are Sir, the dead centre of town!”
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
I just want you to know that I had a mouthful of coffee when I read that, and SPEWED!
Hilarious!
Brilliant as usual, m'dear!
Have a great Monday!
X
Groan! LOL :)
I'll never ask to be taken to dead center of town!!
well done :)
He asked for that location so he could set up his popsicle stand?
Love the pun! Good one!
Glad you've enjoyed your visit nimaruichi :)
I'm pleased you enjoyed it Peggy :)
I hope you didn't spew over your keyboard Ron LOL
I agree Trellissimo, it is a groaner. ;)
Very wise Dianne ;)
Possibly SouthLakesMom :)
Glad you liked it Lisa :)
LOL! Or it could have been the start of a Stephen King novel!
Thanks for the giggle. Enjoy your week.
SNORT
Brilliant! :O)
That's a groaner, but is still very funny!
Have a great week. Cheers!
Too clever - serves him right
Hugs for your week
Moonie chuckles
HA! Your "dead pan" humor is spot on today!
Where so many are dying to get in.
LOL! Great pun.
I just love your sense of humor!
HA!
Funny one. What a surprise for him!!! :O)
LOL!!!
Hi, surfed over from Cloudia's place.
Clever use of pun!
You've got to love a cabbie with a sense of humor! Nicely done, m'dear!
cute mm.
Glad to Land at your fantastic poetry land today,
How are you?
Love your poetry talent, Please join us at Jingle Poetry Monday potluck today,
First time participants can link in 1 to 3 old poems, poems unrelated to our theme are welcome!
Happy Tuesday/Wednesday!
Hope to see you in.
xxx
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welcome following us back.
see you soon.
I suppose it could Nitebyrd ;)
You're welcome KB :)
You liked it then Daryl?
Cheers Madeleine :)
Thanks Sylviamorice
Why thankyou Moondustwriter :)
You're very kind 5thsister thankyou.
That's the question SAW! ;)
Thankyou AliceAudrey x
Aw thanks Mama Zen x
Ah it made you smile Trav
It was indeed Diane
Welcome Beach Bum, glad you enjoyed it.
Why thankyou kaykuala :)
Cabbies can be quite amusing at times Linda LOL
Cheers Jingle :)
akelamalu: ahahahaha...I think that cab driver was Forrest Gump...hehehe.
made me laugh sweetie. :D
xxx
Akelamalu -- My stomach hurts from laughing. Thanks a lot.
oh my goodness, my father use to say 'the dead centre of town' everytime when we were kids as we drove past Kingston Cemetary lol....
the old ones are always the best :)
x
Ah, one of those literal-minded folks! LOL - Excellent!
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