A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said:
"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
Hope that didn't shock you too much!
"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
Hope that didn't shock you too much!
19 comments:
Akelamalu you are just hilarious!!! LOL can't stop laughing
Hilarious! A great way to start a dull day - snow is expected!
So funny. I wonder what his response was...grins.
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bwhahahahaaahahahahahhaha!
Shock ME too much?
No...I don't think so.
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
You GO, m'dear!
Thanks for the great morning laugh. I just spewed my coffee!!!!
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it took me a while but i finally got it! i can be a bit (understatement) slow! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo
SNORT!
Oh my? Wonder what his response was?
Have a great week,
Pam
They never learn do they? A woman will always win!
Great laugh.
Glad it made you laugh Grandpa :)
I laugh at the snow now I'm retired Denise ;)
I can imagine he wasn't best pleased Valerie LOL
So pleased you weren't shocked Ron (wink)
I'm sure Sarge could have explained it to you Bee LOL
That's what I did when I first saw it Daryl!
Disbelief Pam?? ;)
You're right AJ, they never learn. LOL
Not - you ARE the biggest dick?!!!
Perfect! OMG! Too funny!
Yeah! That would do it! LOL!
(I have long since gotten over being shocked. I think it comes with age.)
I can't think of anything better she could have said.
:)
--snow
hahaha that was funny.
Sure will make him think now. lol
Wow! Talk about a back-handed compliment! I bet that one left him speechless!
That's probably what she meant Flowerpot ;)
Glad you had a laugh Nitebyrd :)
I'm not shocked easily either Quilly and I think you're right it comes with age. ;)
Me neither Snow LOL
His mind will be working overtime I think Lady's Life!
I think you're right Linda LOL
**smile** Cloudia x
talk about a killer comeback.
rofl! That was brilliant! :-D
just snorted tea out me nose lmfao hahaha
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