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Monday, 18 May 2009

Portrait Of Words #9 .......





Jeff (A Word in Edgewise POW) has started up this monthly challenge, derived from a previous challenge from R.E.H.'s "Picture Fiction Challenge". Do pop over to Jeff's to read the other entries, you won't be disappointed. You can get the portraits for this month's challenge here.

Jeff says the rules this month are:
Same general idea as the other months, but with a slight variation this time. Instead of me dictating specific categories for each photograph, I'm going to display five pictures with the following guidelines:You may use all of the photos if you like, but please choose at least three of them to incorporate into your story. Your story can be factual or a work of fiction. It can be told in first or third person. Your story can be of any length or style. Long or short, comedy or tragedy, etc. . . it's up to you. The most important thing to remember is this: It's supposed to be a fun experience for everyone, and viewed simply as a writing exercise designed to stimulate creativity and camaraderie between fellow Bloggers. Make it enjoyable and let your creativity be your guide.



Hope you enjoy my story:


Adrian Logan picked up his luggage, consisting of a holdall, off the carousel at San Francisco Airport. Heading towards the Avis desk to pick up his hire car he looked around noticing how much it had changed since he’d last been here thirty years ago. He could hardly believe he’d been away so long.





Carrying the holdall he made his way through the airport to find his hire car, a VW Beetle. He could have easily afforded a bigger, flashier car but he had particularly asked for a Beetle. Climbing in the Beetle he familiarised himself once again with the controls then headed towards the Golden Gate Bridge and on to Marin County and Sleepy Hollow.





The traffic was manic over the bridge, though it didn’t bother him much, he was happy to take in the views of San Francisco Bay. He’d missed it.

Finding himself on Sir Francis Drake Blvd he realised he was only about five minutes from Butterfield Road, Sleepy Hollow’s main street.



Since he left, thirty years ago, he had been working all over the world in his chosen field of computers. He was successful, at least in his working life, but his love life had left a lot to be desired. He’d never married or had children, he’d been too busy making money. Now he was returning to the stomping ground of his youth, the place where the flower children had ruled, where LOVE had been the buzz word, where no-one thought they would ever grow old. The place where he’d spent his days in his uncle’s vineyard and his nights enjoying the golden liquid the grapes yielded. Now he owned the largest vineyard in the area, having been left it by his uncle, and he had given up computers and travelling, he just wanted to go back to the land and enjoy his remaining years where he’d been happiest, hopefully with the friends he’d left behind.



His departure from Sleepy Hollow had been swift. His uncle had brought him up when his parents had died in a road accident and then, when he was 21, told him he must make his own way in the world. He bought him a plane ticket to New York and gave him some money and a contact there, someone who would help him get started. Adrian hadn’t wanted to go but his uncle didn’t give him a choice. Saying goodbye to his friends had been hard but he told them he’d be back. He kept in touch with some but others had fallen by the wayside. Now he was back, he’d done some research and found that some of his old friends were still living in Sleepy Hollow and he intended to do some catching up.



A couple of days later, after settling into the house his uncle had also left him, he took out the list of names and numbers he’d brought with him and picked up the telephone. Within an hour he’d contacted half a dozen of his friends and arranged a reunion at the country club – “wear all your old gear if you’ve still got it” he told them.




He took a shower then went into the bedroom where he opened the holdall took out a pair of flared jeans, a multicoloured jacket, bandana and matching hat, and a pair of sunglasses and put them on. Gazing in the mirror he mused he didn’t look much older than when he’d left and his waistline hadn’t expanded that much, the jeans still fastened.

There was much backslapping and questions all round at the reunion. Lots of “do you remember whens” and “whatever happened tos”.


“Is Francesca still living here?” he asked Bernie, his oldest friend.

“She sure is Ade, she actually works here at the Country Club” Bernie told him “I’ll go get her.”

Within minutes Bernie was leading Francesca by the hand to Adrian’s side and they were sitting reminiscing like it was just yesterday.

“Remember the old Beetle I had?” he asked Francesca.

“How could I forget?” she said, blushing slightly. “Why didn’t you say goodbye Adrian? I came to meet you and you’d gone, no-one could, or would, tell me where.”

“I couldn’t bear to say goodbye to you Frannie, I didn’t want to leave you but I had no choice” he pleaded “can we start again? I never stopped loving you!”

“I’m happily married now Adrian so there’s no way for us to be together. I’m sorry it’s too late.”

“I understand Frannie, I hope we can still be friends though?” he asked.

“We can be more than that Adrian, we have something very much in common, it’s time you met your daughter. I was going to tell you the night you left but I didn’t get a chance. You also have a grandson.”



Photocredits
Guy in the hat - lovestruck
GG Bridge - pave_m
Grapes - iam_photography
VW Beetle - marie-11

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Saturday Wordzzle # 63





The idea is, every week Raven (Views From Raven's Nest) gives you between 8 and 10 words/phrases and you have to create a small but coherent paragraph using every one of them and the same with the mini challenge. You can do either, both or a megawordzzle using all the words, or even all three, it's up to you, you can post them on your blog or email them to Raven. If you join in go to Raven's and put your name on the Mr. Linky so other participants can come visit you.

Here's my efforts, complete with my doodles.


This Week's Ten Word Challenge is: Green goddess, shampoo, filibuster, please and thank you, Operation Marigold, throw pillows, up the creek without a paddle, spandex, ubiquitous, wedding ring,




Recovering from the operation Marigold pottered about the house straightening the throw pillows and tidying the shampoo bottles in the bathroom. She couldn’t believe she had been reduced to this, her, the Green Goddess, the spandex queen, up the creek without a paddle. It was such a silly accident – she’d slipped off the stepper and broken her leg. Now she was reduced to endlessly muttering please and thank you every time she wanted anything from the man who had put the wedding ring on her finger. Until her leg healed she had to spend her days doing crosswords, still she had learned some new words like ‘filibuster’ and ‘ubiquitous’ so it wasn’t a complete waste of time.


Mini Challenge: Skittles, lamb chops, stingray, chagrin, clever devil







Snorkeling through the crystal clear water Kelly marvelled at how close the stingray was getting to her and the different colours of the coral on the ocean bed – like Skittles she thought. The next thing she knew she was being dragged down by her feet. Panic set in as she tried to kick away from whatever had hold of her. The next thing she knew Lamb Chops, her boyfriend James, was there beside her laughing, much to her chagrin. It was him, being a clever devil, who had grabbed her feet and given her the fright of her life. He’d suffer later, she would make sure of that!


Megawordzzle







Sian popped a couple of Skittles into her mouth then chastised herself. Eating sweets wasn’t part of her normal routine, she was usually so careful about what she ate. Today, however, she was stressed. The management of the Green Goddess gym, where she gave daily aerobic work-out sessions, were contemplating making changes to the way the place was run and she wasn’t happy about them. There was a meeting at the end of the week and she had every intention of attending and having her say, she would be giving the speech of her life, she’d be a regular filibuster she’d decided.

She had been living with Brian, the owner of the gym, for some time and originally thought she would be able to persuade him round to her way of thinking privately, but he wasn’t having any of it. She’d tried please and thank you, parading about in spandex, gave him a massage, she was all over him like a rash, “ubiquitous” he called her as he fell about laughing on the throw pillows on the sofa. She thought she was being a clever devil but none of it was working, much to her chagrin. She wasn’t up the creek without a paddle yet, she decided, she would have one last try before the meeting, putting her plan, ‘Operation Marigold’, into action.


The following day she rushed home from work and jumped in the shower, primping and preening herself, using her most expensive shampoo and toiletries, taking an age doing her hair and makeup and wore the dress she knew was Brian’s favourite. She cooked his favourite meal of lamb chops and had everything just so when he arrived home. She was feeling really pleased with herself.

“About the changes at the gym” Sian said sweetly, “I hope they’re not going to happen now?”

“Why should I have changed my mind? It’s happening, get used to it!” said Brian.


Stamping her feet in fury Sian delivered her stingray.


“Right, if you won’t change your mind you can forget the wedding ring you were hoping to put on my finger and you can do the washing up” she said throwing the rubber gloves at him.

“Ok, you win, you know how much I hate washing up!” said Brian.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 75 Fit





Mike told her about Jason at the gym.



"Tell me more" she said.

He told her everything he knew - his name, age, where he lived.



"Is he fit?" she asked.



"Fitter than me!" replied Mike.



Watching Jason on the treadmill and lifting weights, she smiled.




"Hi Jason, I'm from the Benefits Fraud Office" she said.



Members of Parliament here are claiming on their allowances for cleaning moats, hanging chandeliers, paying housekeepers and gardeners, bath plugs, barbecues, plasma TVs etc., etc! MP say their claims are within the rules - that may be so but they are abusing the system. One rule for them and another for everyone else! I'm not condoning people cheating the benefits system but the ordinary man in the street gets hauled over hot coals for doing exactly what the MPs are doing. Where is the fairness in that?



Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

tHe fAmOuS FiVe.......






One of my overwhelming memories of Junior School was Friday afternoons when our teacher would read us a story. This was when I was introduced to the wonder of Enid Blyton’s ‘The Famous Five’!

The first of the ‘The Famous Five’ books, Five on a Treasure Island was published in 1942. Blyton only intended to write about 6 to 8 books in the series but, owing to their high sales and immense commercial success, she went on to write 21 full-length books. By the end of 1953, more than 6 million copies of these books had been printed and sold. Today, more than two million copies of the books are sold each year, making them one of the biggest-selling series for children ever written. Nearly all of the novels have subsequently been adapted for television.


The Famous Five are a group of children who have the sort of adventures most kids dream about, in a world where ginger beer flows and ham rolls are a staple diet. Julian, Dick and Anne get together with their cousin George in the first adventure, Five On A Treasure Island.
George is actually a girl who wants so desperately to be a boy she crops her hair and struts about doing boy things. She hates it when people call her by her correct name, Georgina. She has a dog called Timmy—oh yes, and an island. Most kids just have a dog, but George's parents own Kirrin Island and let her run around on it as if it were her play-thing. Her parents are known to Julian, Dick and Anne as Uncle Quentin and Aunt Fanny.

The Five lived a life I could only dream of. I lived in a deprived inner city where our playground was the ‘croft’ opposite where I lived, where the slums had been demolished, and the only adventure I took part in was when I disobeyed my parents and went down to the canal, which was full of rubbish. Compared to the ‘Five’s’ adventures – messing about on boats, their own island and solving mysteries – my life was very boring. However, for an hour a week I could lose myself in the adventures of the ‘Five’ and pretend they were ‘Six’, with me as their leader.

Did you have a favourite book or series of books when you were growing up?

Monday, 11 May 2009

Why Parents Drink.......

Someone sent this to me, so I thought I'd share these words of wisdom with all those of you with teenagers who are turning you to drink.



A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.


I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.


But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.


Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

Saturday, 9 May 2009

Saturday Wordzzle # 62


The idea is, every week Raven (Views From Raven's Nest) gives you between 8 and 10 words/phrases and you have to create a small but coherent paragraph using every one of them and the same with the mini challenge. You can do either, both or a megawordzzle using all the words, or even all three, it's up to you, you can post them on your blog or email them to Raven. If you join in go to Raven's and put your name on the Mr. Linky so other participants can come visit you.


Here's my efforts, complete with my doodles.

This Week's Ten Word Challenge is: gentle spring rain, mammoth, soap opera, worry, bubble gum, garden gate, seizure, of Biblical proportions, paralysis, wrinkles




Cindy Cartwright, the star of the soap opera ‘Bubble Gum Chronicles’, leaned on the garden gate getting soaking wet, in what was supposed to be gentle spring rain. She wanted to grimace but had succumbed to botox for wrinkles resulting in the paralysis of her facial muscles, which prevented her from making any expressions and made her look as though she’d had a seizure.

“Turn the damned rain off” she screeched to the director “I’m going to end up with a mammoth cold!”

“Don’t worry” shouted the director “it will stop in a jiffy.”

Unfortunately for Cindy and the director, the special effects technician had just discovered an electrical fault of biblical proportions, which meant the whole studio had to be shut down before it flooded.



Mini Challenge: operatic, stuffed animals, anger management, biographical, paint splatters


In her best operatic voice she boomed out the instructions for making the stuffed animals to the children in her craft class. Patience wasn’t one of her virtues, in fact there were times when she considered going to anger management classes because she lost her temper so often, especially when the children got covered in paint splatters. She was hoping the semi-biographical novel she was writing would be a best seller, if she ever got it published, and make her rich enough to give up teaching.


Megawordzzle





Sitting by the garden gate enjoying the sun Emily felt the first splashes of gentle spring rain. Quickly gathering up her book and folding her chair she made her way inside. It was only when she looked in the mirror that she discovered she was covered in paint splatters! Tut-tutting she went out into the garden again to see where the paint could have come from. There was the bubble gum kid from next door painting her window frames and managing to get the paint everywhere except where it should go.

Emily called Tina the bubble gum kid because she only looked about twelve and dressed the same age, in fact she was 25 years old with three children. When Tina and the children first moved in Emily, being the good neighbour that she was, called with a homemade cake as a housewarming gift. She couldn’t believe Tina was the children’s mother at first, as she looked so young, but after hearing Tina’s life story over a cup of tea she decided she really admired her and they would become friends.

Tina’s story had the magnitude of a soap opera. She had been pregnant at 16 and married to a man who, from all accounts, needed to go to anger management classes. She had three children in the space of four years, one of whom had seizures, another had slight paralysis and she’d had debts of biblical proportions. When the youngest was five she left her husband taking the three kids and moved to the south coast to this little run down cottage next door to Emily. She had taken on the mammoth task of renovating the place, whilst earning a living selling the stuffed animals she made herself whilst the children were at school.

Tina was a worry to Emily, she joked that it was Tina’s madcap ways which had resulted in the extra wrinkles on her 68 year old face. Emily didn’t have any children, in fact she’d never been married, and she loved Tina’s children with a passion, her life had been made richer the day Tina and the children moved in next door. She took pleasure in taking the children to school for Tina and looking after them when Tina was out at fayres trying to sell her toys. She encouraged Tina to join the operatic society because she discovered she had a beautiful singing voice and suggested she write a semi-biographical story, which Emily then took to a friend who got it published, giving Tina another income.

Emily and Tina were like mother and daughter – a situation that pleased them both. Tina and the children were inconsolable when Emily had a heart attack and died. They owed her so much and truly loved her.

Two weeks after the funeral Tina received a letter from a solicitor asking her to make an appointment to see him regarding Emily’s will. No-one was more surprised than Tina to learn that Emily had left her cottage and all her worldly goods to Tina. What was even more surprising was that Emily was in fact an heiress who owned properties all over the country – Tina was now a very rich woman and Emily had died happy.


Friday, 8 May 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 74 Addicted..



Shelly knew she was addicted.

She was doing it four times a week now.

She'd read and heard all the horror stories.


She'd never believed them but now the proof was visible.

The doctor had confirmed the damage it had caused.


She had to do it, give it up.

Had to stop...

the sunbed treatments.








Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

A Looooong Weekend......



Lucky for me I finished work last Thursday for a long weekend – back to work yesterday. Of course MWM and I made the most of it, here’s what we did.

Thursday evening we went to our local pub where they were holding a quiz night. We don’t usually go out during the week because I have to be up for work at 6 a.m., so we thought we’d take advantage of my extra day off. We pitted out wits against just another two teams, consisting of five and seven members. We did exceedingly well coming second to the 7 member team but when we suggested the other teams divided their scores by the number of team members to get a more realistic score, they weren’t having any of it. Anyway, we won four free pints for our trouble but as we’d already had three each we put them on ice for another time.


Friday we did some gardening. Unfortunately our front lawn had been covered in moss and the weed and feed we’d put down showed just how much moss when it killed it all. We decided we would have to re-seed the lawn so had to rake all the dead moss up – this took two hours and it still wasn’t all up! We decided to have another go at it on Saturday and as we’d worked so hard we decided we deserved a treat so went to the pub again to claim our four free pints. It turned out to be a great evening as some friends we haven’t seen for a while arrived and there was a great singing artist on at the pub.

On Saturday after visiting my Dad and in-laws we set to work on the lawn again and managed to get all the moss up, so now we have to sow the grass seed. I’m not sure when we’ll get that done as the weather is abysmal here at the moment, hopefully next weekend will be fine so we can do it then. In the evening we went to a local club with our friends K&T and had a great evening.

Sunday our youngest son and his two boys came for lunch, we had a roast dinner with Yorkshire puddings, the boys adore them. We don’t usually go out on Sunday evenings but of course I didn’t have to get up for work on Monday so what the hell – we met up with K&T again at the pub. Our eldest son and DIL arrived too, unexpectedly, which was really nice.

Yesterday MWM and I cleaned the house from top to bottom and then we picked K&T up at 4 p.m. to go to Nont Sarah’s, a lovely pub/restaurant in Huddersfield, for tea. I made an absolute pig of myself with a starter of Spicy Crab Cakes with Chilli Dip and Salad, then a main course of Pork Chop and apple sauce, mushrooms, onion rings, grilled tomatoes, carrots, peas and chips, all washed down with a glass of white wine. Then to finish off a Cappuccino and a slice of treacle tart with custard. I tell you I could barely move when I finished eating! MWM’s, K&T’s meals were as huge as mine, so I wasn’t the only one being a pig honest.

We arrived home about 6.30 p.m. and just lounged about watching TV until 11 p.m. when we went to bed.

So there you go, that was my weekend, what did you do?

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Help.......

Is anyone having difficulty uploading images or photographs to their posts in blogger?

Whenever I try I get the message

Do you want to save this file, or find a program online to open it?
Name: upload-image-ajax.do
Type: unknown file type
From: draft.blogger.com
FIND SAVE CANCEL


What's that all about? I've never had these messages before. I've tried the FIND and the SAVE but I still can't upload any photos!

Please someone HELP!




PS I have just discovered this problem only exists if I use the New Post in Blogger Dashboard. If I use the old style New Post I can upload photos! WTF????

Monday, 4 May 2009

Another meme......

I saw this at CG's blog (The Compulsive Worrier) and  she offered it out to anyone who cared to take it.  So, as I'm stuck for blogfodder, I took it!   If you’d like to do the meme, here’s how it works.



1. Answer the questions on your blog, replace one question you dislike with a question of your own invention; add a question of your own.


2. You may tag others or leave it open to anyone who feels like giving it a go.



What is your current obsession? Eating Healthily and exercising so I can lose weight.

Good coffee place? I don't go out for coffee but if I did anywhere they sold Cappuccino would do.

Do you nap a lot?  No not at all.

Who was the last person you hugged? MyWonderfulMan

What’s for dinner? Salmon en Croute

What are you listening to right now?  the radio

What is your favourite weather? Sun and more Sun.

What’s on your bedside table? My alarm clock and a sea shell.

Say something to the person/s who tagged you.  I wasn't tagged, I pinched this from another blog!

If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be?  Juan-les-Pins in the South of France.

What is the last song you listened to? Stoned Love - Diana Ross & The Supremes on the radio

Favourite vacation spot? The Maldives

Name the things you can’t live without.  MWM and my family.

What were the happiest two years of your life?  The last 37 years that MWM and I have been together.

What would you like to get rid of?  This two stone of extra weight I'm carrying

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? I'd like to visit my friend Queenie.

What did you want to become as a child?   I wanted to be a ballerina.

What do you miss?   My Mum.

What are you reading right now? Endal by Allen and Sandra Parton

What do you fear the most? Losing loved ones.

What designer piece of clothing would you most like to own (new or vintage)?  A pair of Jimmy Choo killer heels - though I doubt I could walk in them.

What did you last watch on television?  Countryfile on BBC 1

If you're stuck for Blodfodder feel free to have a go.

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Saturday Wordzzle # 61



The idea is, every week Raven (Views From Raven's Nest) gives you between 8 and 10 words/phrases and you have to create a small but coherent paragraph using every one of them and the same with the mini challenge. You can do either, both or a megawordzzle using all the words, or even all three, it's up to you, you can post them on your blog or email them to Raven. If you join in go to Raven's and put your name on the Mr. Linky so other participants can come visit you.



Here's my efforts, complete with my doodles.

This Week's Ten Word Challenge is: translation, crunchy, cat’s paw, trunk, I love raspberry tarts, global warming, star struck, the midnight ride of Paul Revere, fragile, Spring fever

“I love raspberry tarts, how do you make them crunchy?” Jilly asked her mother as she shifted the cat’s paw off her plate.

“I’ll let you have the recipe if you’ll read the midnight ride of Paul Revere to me in French” replied her mother.


“I’ll read it in English, you know it loses so much in translation” said Jilly.


They were in the garden enjoying the sunshine Jilly eating and her mother was making a garden feature by planting up an old trunk.


“Do you think summers will get warmer?” her mother asked. “I do, I think it’s down to global warming, what do you think?”


“For sure the eco system is fragile Mum. Have you got a touch of spring fever, you seem to have bought a lot of bedding plants?” asked Jilly.


“Mmmmm, I did go a bit mad but there was a television star promoting something at the garden centre and I lost track of what I was putting in the trolley. I think I was a bit star struck!”


“What are you like Mum?” said Jilly “Have you got any more raspberry tarts?”




Mini Challenge: pancakes and syrup, flat tire, mongoose, this place looks like a bordello, first dance




Jimmy asked the pretty girl for the first dance. Four dances later they were getting along like a house on fire.

“This place looks like a bordello, the way they’ve decorated it” he told her “how about we go for some pancakes and syrup at a little place I know?”

“That would be nice” she replied, so off they went.

They were only halfway there when Jimmy ran over a mongoose in his car and got a flat tyre – the girl was less than amused!



Megawordzzle

“This place looks like a bordello!” exclaimed Mongoose Trunk, the author, as he took in his surroundings. He was here at the ‘The Cat’s Paw Club’, in Marrakesh, on a relaxing holiday after the launch of his new book, ‘Spring Fever’.


His publisher had arranged the holiday and promised him everyone would be star struck when they found out who he was. He was sitting in the club’s equivalent of the VIP area, though it left a lot to be desired decided Mongoose. Everyone was sitting on cushions on the floor, around low tables laden with food. He was picking at something crunchy and just happened to mention to his host “I love raspberry tarts, I don’t suppose you can get them here can you?”

“Of course” replied his host, who clapped his hands and spoke quickly in his own language to the waiter who attended. Unfortunately this was lost in translation and they brought him pancakes and syrup instead. Suddenly there was a flurry of activity and a belly dancer appeared. Her first dance was quite tame but subsequent dances got Mongoose hot under the collar.

“If you like we can go to a traditional Bedouin camp where you can see more dancers” offered his host. Mongoose was keen so his host quickly made the arrangements.

There were lots of other people at the Bedouin camp and Mongoose thoroughly enjoyed himself, unfortunately, on the way to the Bedouin camp, the car got a flat tyre so the host said they would have to make the return journey by camel. “I can’t ride a camel” said Mongoose “can’t you get me a horse and I can pretend I’m re-enacting the midnight ride of Paul Revere?”

“No, horses fart too much and contribute to global warming” said the host.

A camel ride through the desert, after an evening of excess, left Mongoose feeling rather fragile.

Friday, 1 May 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 73 The Artist





He carefully sketched the outline before transferring it onto the waiting canvas.


The picture would be black and white, so he would have to pay attention to detail.

Some didn't consider it art, but his work was very intricate.

Everything was prepared.

She jumped......

as the needle in the tattoo machine first pricked her skin.



Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.