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Monday, 30 March 2009

Moonshine.......



Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.   While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.   After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"  
The woman shakes her head, "no.."
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.   The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"

34 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...that was too funny. I so love it. It made my day :)

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho - very good.

Flowerpot said...

Brilliant Ak - thanks for brightening a greymorning!

G-Man said...

Jokes take so long to cross the Atlantic...:P

buffalodick said...

If there was a "Joke of the Day"- you just won!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh you met my neighbors!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Salute said...

Very funny and a good one to start the day.

Anndi said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*falls on floor*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasps for air*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*is suddenly thankful there are no hillbillies in my living room*

heh!

MarmiteToasty said...

Oh Jebus, I just sniffed flapjack up me nose from the back of my throat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa to dam funny..

x

Daryl said...

Groan ... oh .. oh ... I refuse to laugh .. I ... bwahaaaaaa

Akelamalu said...

Happy to make you smile Thom

Glad you liked it Dumdad

It's a pleasure to brighen your day Flowerpot :)

You've heard it before G-man??

Ah it's a good one isn't it Buff? :)

I thought of you in Podunk when I first saw it Bee! ;)

Starting the day with a laugh is always good Salute :)

Breathe Anndi, breathe!

OMG don't choke Marmie, I'll have to do the Hind Lick Maneuver on you! :0

No, don't laugh Daryl, composure, composure at all times. LOL

Connie said...

That is so funny. Good one.

Nea said...

Haha, here in Georgia ya meet guys like this just about everyday....haha

Funny, very funny, snuck that one in on me......

Nessa said...

And they say those hillbillies are backward folks.

Mike Golch said...

Fandarntastic! I was LMAO!!

Dr.John said...

Why is it funny? It worked didn't it?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ha...hahaha.

I loved it.

Question: Where do cousins come from?

Answer: From aunt holes.

hahaha. My niece told me that one.

bad girl.

ciao sweetie.

America's 1st Sgt. said...

Akemalu, thanks for swinging by my site this weekend.

But I'm thinking I just don't have what it takes to be a butterfly. The damage to my reputation would be more than I could bear. ;-)

Finding Pam said...

Akelamula, that was too funny! Thanks for making me smile.

Ron said...

OMG...bwhahahahahahaahhaahah!

I wish you could hear me laughing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS BRRRRRRRRRRRILLIANT!!!!

OMG....thanks for the awesome laugh, my friend!!

X

lettuce said...

hahaha

Julia Smith said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

CrystalChick said...

Hahahaha LOVE IT!!

Akelamalu said...

Happy to make you smile Connie :)

You see it every day Nea, I bet you have some tales to tell!

They do Nessa? ;)

I'm glad you had a laugh Mike x

Well yes it did Dr.John! :0

Oh that's a naughty one Spiky! ;)

Too late America's 1st Sgt you already landed! :)

You're welcome Pam, anytime. x

I thought you'd like that one Ron xx

It made you laugh too Lettie x

And you too Julia :)

Glad you enjoyed the laugh Crystalchick :)

Robin said...

giggle!!!

Akelamalu said...

Nice to see you giggle Robin m'deario. xx

Misty Dawn said...

bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha that was freaking hilarious!

nitebyrd said...

ROTFL! OMG! That's too funny!

Travis said...

HA!

Emmie said...

haha!! Fantastic!

Emmie said...

haha!! Fantastic!

chupacabra said...

Hindlick Maneuver- too crazy caught me off gaurd, good one.

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