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Sunday, 17 February 2008

Vogue.....



Yes, it's me on the front cover of VOGUE!


Have you ever wanted to be on the front of VOGUE (or any other magazine)? Well now you can!

Misty (My Dogs Keep Me Sane) pointed her readers in the direction of the following site where you can upload your own photos onto a variety of different magazine covers.



Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com


So go on head over and make yourself famous.


And just a little something else to brighten your day.....



Subject: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive


In the words of Basil Brush - Boom Boom!

46 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well you look like you belong on that cover honey! very nice indeed!!! and the joke was a winner too...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Sanni said...

Very well done - like Miss Bee said:
You look like you belong on the Vogue cover.

The joke is far too funny. Thanks for the great laugh!

Happy SUNday!

Dianne said...

the joke is great!!

and you do belong on that cover.

Happy Sunday

Linda said...

Madonna would be proud of you on that magazine cover!

Loved the joke, thanks for the Sunday morning laugh!

storyteller said...

I’ll be chuckling about the joke for a while this morning. Thanks for sharing. You definitely look like a cover-girl to me!
Hugs and blessings,

Flowerpot said...

you look wonderful ak - a true Vogue star!

Akelamalu said...

Aw you're too kind Bee! x Glad you liked the joke.

Happy Sunday to you too Sanni and thank you.


Glad you enjoyed the joke Dianne and thank you.

I'm happy you got a laugh this morning Linda, thank you for the compliment. x

Oh Flowerpot I'm blushing now. :0

ciara said...

wow, you look very 'vogue', tres chic!

and lmao @ the joke

CG said...

If anyone should be on a magazine cover it's YOU! What a fun idea!
Like the joke too!!

bindhiya said...

You look great on the magazine cover! I never thought it is fake! Now you are celebrity, be careful, people watching you...what you do? where you go for dinner and everything..so be careful... :)
that was so funny.. i got a good laugh :) :)

bindi

Dumdad said...

Great mag cover - a star is born?

I love the joke too!

Akelamalu said...

Vague more than Vogue I think Ciara! :)

LOL behave CG! :0

I'd better get a good pen for signing autographs eh Bindi ;)

Hahahaha I don't think so Dumdad - glad you liked the joke. x

Misty Dawn said...

The magazine cover is beautiful!

The joke was hilarious!

Pauline said...

Very funny joke, very nice magazine cover!

Pauline said...

Very funny joke, very nice magazine cover!

snowelf said...

You make a gorgeous cover story for sure!!!

--snow

citizen of the world said...

I dodn't se that ending coming - that was funny.

(Nice Vogue cover!)

Bankerchick said...

The Vogue cover was great, I will have to go over to see if they have Dog Fancy for Gwennie and me. The joke is too funny!

Little Wing said...

That is way cool!
Someone sent me that link but I haven't tried it yet, now I will!!
GREAT joke, Ake!

Saddie said...

Very Nice Cover.
You always have the best jokes. Thanks

MarmiteToasty said...

You ARE a superstar with or without Vogue :)

The joke just made cough where I almost chocked on me marmite toast LMFAO ya daft cow......

Too funny...

x

buffalodickdy said...

Great joke! I'm afraid if I ever make the front page- it won't be for a good reason...

Elween said...

wow i love that Cover Girl! (whose that? *wink wink*)

the conversation is so funny, love it! :)

Miss Understood said...

Oooh...do they do a centre page one, too?

Loved the joke! You had me giggling this morning :)

Skittles said...

You're pretty enough to be on the real cover!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Thanks for the link. I passed it on to Alex. He’s the one in this house who is photogenic.

The joke was wonderful!

Mike M said...

YOU GO GIRL!!! VOUGE'EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gledwood said...

I've been on the front cover of "Vogue Hommes Minus"... it's the only one that would take me...

;->...

Krimo said...

Hilarious joke, Akela.
I think you could enhance the cover of Vogue.

Nea said...

haha, that was a funny joke.....have to try and remember that one.

I am not cover girl material......not this year anyway...haha

Akelamalu said...

Oh cheers Misty, glad you enjoyed the joke.

Thanks Pauline x

You're too kind Snowelf x

I liked the ending too Citizen :)

I think they do have a doggy one Bankerchick, let me know when you do it. :)

I hope you'll post it Little Wing, I'll look out for it.

Thanks for the compliments Saddie x

Be careful with that toast Marmie. You made me want marmite on toast now!

You'd make a great Vogue Cover Buff!

I wonder Elween ((wink)).

I didn't check whether they do a centre page Miss U but you wouldn't find me in there! ;)

Bless you Skittles you made me blush. xx

I look forward to seeing Alex on the cover of House & Home Nick :)

LOL don't get excited Mike. Great to see you back. x

Aw bless Gleds x

It was funny wasn't it Krimo, and thank you kind sir. x

I've seen your photo Nea and I think you are definitely Cover Girl material. xx

'JoAnn's-Digital-Eyes'NL said...

Hey Akelamalu,
You are really a BIG star now! Wow on the cover of the Vogue,ooooww I am so glad I know you, can I have your signature?

I saw that CJ (Julie/UK) is also a famous person now, I am in a good surrounding with all famous people here! welldone! I am very proud of you both ...:)

Do you want to see my SUNNY weekend , (where I live) I added 10 photo's to show my sunday walk with Ios in Naarden/Holland.

Have a great week!
JoAnn

Akelamalu said...

LOL there's a lot of bloggers on magazines now JoAnn ((wink))x

Gledwood said...

Hey talking of High Fash I mistook that picture at bottom for a portrait of Vivienne Westwood!!!!!

here's my reply from chez moi re Mother Hubbs:

mother Hubbard is NOT in hospital! She may not even see her GP and hates me going on about it! She was very surprised and flattered that I phoned her this morning to console/harangue her into getting treatment... it's really hard to explain but I've noticed this time and time again with severe addicts (needle users every one... maybe it has something to do with the alteration in relationship with the body that comes with needleering...) but they get this reverse-hypochondria thing going on every time... EVER so difficult to persuade them into accepting treatment even when it seems breathtakingly urgent to you...

and I can talk! I'm going to have to go to my gp's 1st thing tomorrow... they definitely CAN do something: prescribe antibiotics! I don't know what they CAN do for Mother Hubbs... I KNOW it is not a bloodclot caused by injecting as she's not been injecting IV for years... maybe it is another type of bloodclot? We don't know. She just does not want to deal with this and her partner is USELESS about this type of thing and she just does not want to face up to it so there is VERY little I can do... all she would say is she "feels so much better" (and admittedly DID sound it) today...

Akelamalu said...

Glad to hear you are going to the docs Gleds. If MH has had a stroke she really should at least see a doctor.

Odat said...

Hey that's neat...you look great on that cover too!!! I'm gonna check it out....lol.

Great joke...ahahahaha.

Peace

The Rotten Correspondent said...

You look fab, darling. Absolutely fab.

And the joke cracked me up!

la bellina mammina said...

What a gorgeous covergirl you are Akela!!!

Queenie said...

Love it, the pic and the joke.

Akelamalu said...

Can't wait to see you on a cover Odat, glad you liked the joke.

Oh thank you RC,happy you enjoyed the joke!

Why thank you Bella you're too kind. xx

Love you too Queenie xx

Ron said...

YOU LOOK FABULOUS ON VOGUE!!!!

(much better than MADONNA)

You ROCK, Akelamalu!!!!

WOO-WOO!!

Heather said...

Gorgeous Vogue Model! Very nice!

Akelamalu said...

You flatterer Ron! Thank you. xxxx

Thank you Heather, you're too kind. x

Nice Guy said...

Put your photos on more magazine covers @ http://www.FakeMagazineCover.com

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