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Friday, 7 December 2007

Friday 55 Flash Fiction #4 Feed Me

Feed Me



I’m getting fatter, she thought


He keeps feeding us even though we’re not hungry.


He obviously loves us, he looks after us all so well.


Anyway the other girls eat everything he puts in front of them.

They’re all fat.




Gobble, gobble, gobble, how much longer is it to Christmas I wonder? thought the turkey.




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35 comments:

la bellina mammina said...

Been awhile since I'm the first one to comment;-)

cute pic of the turkey....

buffalodickdy said...

We ate turkey last month! My son that lives 700 miles away comes in for Christmas, and we tend to have all the home cooked specialties he's been craving!

Queenie said...

Great 55, gobble gobble.

julia said...

LOL! Such dark humor, Akelamalu - I love it!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very funny!

smiles, bee

Flowerpot said...

as there are only two of us (3 this year) we never have turkey. Enjoy yours though!

Akelamalu said...

You were quick off the mark there Bella!

Of course you did Buffalo for thanksgiving. I imagine you're really looking forward to Christmas as your son will be there. :)

Thanks Queenie.x

Oh cheers Julia. :)

Happy to have made you laugh Bee xx

We don't have a full turkey Flowerpot, I just buy a Turkey Breast.

Maddy said...

I hear that Kangeroo is very popular in Aus - unlikely as that may seem.
Cheers

This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

Akelamalu said...

I've eaten Kangaroo Maddy, it has the texture of steak but tastes a bit like liver, in my opinion.

smarmoofus said...

Mmmmmmm, turkey! I love the measuring tape image. It really does make you think of a weight obsession. Nice 55! (and thanks for the visit to mine at http://smarmoofus.com/?p=36 )

lime said...

too funny. poor turkeys, just not a good time of year for them

airplanejayne said...

dark, dark, dark, is good.

But I like white meat better!

cathy said...

I wish we were having turkey. my hubbie wants piglet. sob.

Pauline said...

Poor turkey.......now, where's the sage and onion?

Linda said...

It all just seems so cruel! ;-)

'Through-JoAnn's-Digital-Eyes' said...

Nice fantastic december blog , yes I eat oo much too, You too?

I red on a blog that you lost your (black)dog 10 years ago, how sorry for you, I know so because I have a dog too, I must not think about it though, Its my first dog, I posted some pic's of her on thursday thsi week...

I posted again some Paris Pics in case you are interested, just visit my blog and look:)I wish you a good weekend

Greetings JoAnn:)

Little Wing said...

Here from snowelf's blog, great 55!!!!!
MMMMMMMMM.......white turkey breast!!!!!!!
Yummy!!!!!

Little Wing said...

Here from snowelf's blog, great 55!!!!!
MMMMMMMMM.......white turkey breast!!!!!!!
Yummy!!!!!

Akelamalu said...

I'm pleased you enjoyed it marmoofus, thanks for dropping by. :)

Oh yes poor turkeys, they must dread Christmas Lime, :)Thanks for stopping by. :)

Me too airplanejane, thanks for stopping by. )

I like turkey too Cathy but I could go with a piglet too. Nice to see you. x

You're wicked Pauline >LOL

I know but we have to eat don't we Linda? :(

I'll come take a look at your doggie photos soon JoAnn, I miss mine so much. :(

Hi Little wing, and welcome. I'm pleased you like my effort, thanks for taking the time to read and comment. :)

G-Man said...

Thank you so much for your kind words on my blog. You are a marvelous writer, and a very creative and fun person.You My Dear are always welcome at the G-Man's place...xox

snowelf said...

HAHAHAHA!!! That is so cute!!

Have a great weekend!!

--snow

Akelamalu said...

Why thank you G-man, and of course you are always welcome here. x

Thanks snowelf, I'm please you enjoyed it. I hope you have a good weekend too. :)

Cindy said...

Our turkey is already lounging in the freezer...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Poor Turkey!

This Christmas the cat and I are eating ham.

Poor pig!

Travis said...

Somehow over the last few years, our traditional Christmas dinner has become lasagna. So all turkey's are safe from the Cody clan this season.

TopChamp said...

Ah - poor thing. I'll be eating her or one of her pals...

lettuce said...

poor old turkeys

Cream said...

Really funny! You had me wondering.

Akelamalu said...

I haven't got mine yet Cindy, it's next on my 'to do' list. :)

We have Ham too Nick, and pork - poor turkey and pig! :)

Lasagne for Christmas dinner Travis? - that's different but why not!


Don't like to think of them running around though do you Topchamp? :(


I say that every year Lettie, but I still eat them! :(


Thanks Cream, I'm please you enjoyed it. :)

Mike M said...

Great 55!!!!

CG said...

poor old turkeys...we have chicken :)

Akelamalu said...

Cheers Mike :)

Poor old chickens cg :)

Dumdad said...

On the money again, Akela!

Akelamalu said...

Thankyou Dumdad. x

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