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Friday, 11 May 2007

Fake Dog Turd...

I know, I know, but after my post yesterday I got so many comments about it I just had to tell you I remembered something about it. By the way youngest son took said turd home and his dogs ate it! Apparently it was made out of papier mache.

Eldest son bought it from a joke shop, along with itching powder, black soap, whoopee cushion etc., etc. He liked jokes!

We had our lovely dog, Guinness, at the time.

I'll digress just to explain why we called him Guinness.

Well as you can see from the photograph he was black with a white flash on his chest and he was born in a pub - what else were we going to call him?
We brought him home when he was just six weeks old and he became the most faithful, loving friend you can imagine. He knew the pecking order - Me - Boss, MWM - second boss, eldest son - third boss, Guinness - 4th boss, youngest son - baby.

Now Guinness was a very, very intelligent pooch, only a Heinz 57 but nevertheless he knew everything you said to him.
When eldest son got a Sunday paper round he took Guinness with him, so of course when son decided to give up the paper round Guinness still insisted on waking son up at 7 a.m. on a Sunday morning.

Anyway back to the 't'.

On the afternoon eldest son acquired the joke 't', he and youngest son thought it would be a good idea to strategically place it on the lounge carpet so that when MWM came home he would think Guinness had been a naughty boy! Great fun they thought to wind up Dad. This plan was regailed with much hilarity whilst Guinness lay with head on paws, eyes opening occasionally to see what the boys were up to.

The said 't' was duly placed about half an hour before MWM was due to arrive home and the boys settled down to watch some cartoons. Guinness was asleep.


We then heard the car backing onto the drive - Guinness' eyes shot open, he jumped up, trotted over to the 't', picked it up in his mouth and promptly carried it outside and dumped it on the grass. He walked back in the house and lay down in his usual spot and went back to sleep!


Now tell me he didn't know what he was doing!

My knee
Friday 11th May
I climbed into the bath today!

23 comments:

Elween said...

oh that's so interesting, haha :) I was wondering what was the fake dog turd you meant in your previous post. it seems to have a little history behind it :)

Miss Understood said...

What a clever dog. Did he do that with real ones too? hehehe

talj said...

LOL What a great story!! That serves the boys right! ;o) Glad to read you managed the bath! :o)

Akelamalu said...

elween
Glad it all makes sense now. :)

Miss u
I hope not, I used to let him lick my face! :(

Talj
Didn't it just!

Cream said...

What a funny story! I had a good laugh!
My kind of Guinness! One with a good head on!

Akelamalu said...

Cream
Glad it made you laugh. I love Guinness too, particulary when drinking it where's it's made - Ireland. :)

letha said...

That's a classic, truly showing how cleaver dogs are.

Oh and sorry you've been tagged

Akelamalu said...

letha
Yes Dogs are clever! I be over shortly to check out the tag.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

what a smart dog! wow!

smiles, bee

CG said...

LOL what a great story and clever dog!!

Akelamalu said...

Bee
Do you mean Bow Wow?!!

cg
He was clever and funny, and I miss him.

Josh said...

Happy Mother's Day.

herhimnbryn said...

Re the knee.......
Well done. Mount Everest next!

Nea said...

And some say that dogs aren't smart........

I guess he wasn't going to let anyone pull one over on him and get him in trouble.

You could have named him Anheuser-Busch. haha

la bellina mammina said...

Smart dog! DId your boys have time to run out and bring the T in?

RUTH said...

Great story! Hope you managed to climb OUT of the bath too.

Akelamalu said...

Josh
Mother's Day was in March here but I thank you anyway. x

Akelamalu said...

herhimnbryn
Thank you, I'm getting there slowly! :)

Akelamalu said...

Nea
Oh yes that's exactly what he thought I'm sure!

Akelamalu said...

la bellina mammina
No they didn't but we were all too gobsmacked to do anything!

Akelamalu said...

ruth
I did! :)

Gledwood said...

What beautiful glossy fur!

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