A chap walked into the council office and said to the receptionist,
'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an MP.'
The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form."
He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"
She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"
He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised?
She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."