A chap walked into the council office and said to the receptionist,
'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an MP.'
The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form."
He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'
So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"
She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"
He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised?
She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."
20 comments:
This is priceless.... and true!
As I was reading this some others were watching TV. They all turned to look at me when I suddenly LOL!!
But the bit they cut off can be am MP on it's own! Richard Cranium MP.
I loved this!
Ha ha ha! (Although I've known men who are circumcised and still complete pricks.)
oh too funny!
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoox
I know Valerie ;)
I hope you explained Grandpa LOL
Aint that the truth AJ?
Me too SAW ;)
Glad you had a laugh Bee x
SNORT!
"She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."
Bwhahahaahahahahahhahahaha!
OMG, I want to know that I just spewed my morning coffee while reading that last line.
Truly, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!
X
LOL! So true, even in the U.S.
Totally true!
lol I was too shy to put something similar to this on the blog lol
But I agree totally. lol
Made me chuckle!
love it!!!
Hahahaha! Ahhhh what a classic! xx
There Hangs A Tail..........
Why gosh, that's the same requirement to be a politician in this country!
I've worked for a few bosses that would had been great mPs. hehehe
it was a fab joke sweetie and so true....xxx
Love it and how true! ha ha ha ha
Too funny!!!
I did a lol!! I've emailed it to my mum as she'll love it too, hope that's ok
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