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Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Want to be an MP?.....

A chap walked into the council office and said to the receptionist,




'I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an MP.'



The receptionist replied "certainly sir. Please fill in this form."



He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'



So he asked the receptionist - "Is that question necessary?"



She replied: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"



He asked: "what difference would it make if he was circumcised?



She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."

21 comments:

Valerie said...

This is priceless.... and true!

Grandpa said...

As I was reading this some others were watching TV. They all turned to look at me when I suddenly LOL!!

MorningAJ said...

But the bit they cut off can be am MP on it's own! Richard Cranium MP.

I loved this!

secret agent woman said...

Ha ha ha! (Although I've known men who are circumcised and still complete pricks.)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh too funny!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoox

Akelamalu said...

I know Valerie ;)

I hope you explained Grandpa LOL


Aint that the truth AJ?

Me too SAW ;)

Glad you had a laugh Bee x

Daryl said...

SNORT!

Ron said...

"She replied: "To become an MP, you have to be a complete prick."

Bwhahahaahahahahahhahahaha!

OMG, I want to know that I just spewed my morning coffee while reading that last line.

Truly, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!

X

nitebyrd said...

LOL! So true, even in the U.S.

Beach Bum said...

Totally true!

A Lady's Life said...

lol I was too shy to put something similar to this on the blog lol
But I agree totally. lol

Quilly said...

Made me chuckle!

Flowerpot said...

love it!!!

Emmie said...

Hahahaha! Ahhhh what a classic! xx

Travis Cody said...

HA!

tony said...

There Hangs A Tail..........

Linda said...

Why gosh, that's the same requirement to be a politician in this country!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I've worked for a few bosses that would had been great mPs. hehehe

it was a fab joke sweetie and so true....xxx

Lorraine said...

Love it and how true! ha ha ha ha

la bellina mammina said...

Too funny!!!

Rae said...

I did a lol!! I've emailed it to my mum as she'll love it too, hope that's ok