Wednesday, 2 March 2011

How to be a gracious bitch.......

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!   Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' 

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.   When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

Don't you just love it?


Beach Bum said...

I can see the second wife turning a dark shade of red at the rehearsal dinner!

Elaine said...

That's just GENIUS!

Valerie said...

Very astute! Oh to be a fly on the wall...

Akelamalu said...

I can see sparks flying Beach Bum!

I thought so too Laney ;)

I bet the atmosphere was electric Valerie!LOL

mrsnesbitt said...

I love this Pearl - will send to my girlfriends - will brighten up their days am sure! lol!

MorningAJ said...

Someone has a devious mind! Like it :)

Ron said...


OMG, that was FLAWLESS!

You GO, Jennifer's mother!!!!

Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!


Finding Pam said...

I can just picture it now. What a smart ex-wife! You have to love her style.

A Lady's Life said...

Thats what I'd do lol
Good show. :)

bulletholes said...

She must be a Professional Gracious Bitch!
Hey annie!

tony said...

The Beginnings of an interesting marriage !

Daryl said...

Oh I've enjoyed this one before and it still MMS!

CrystalChick said...

OH that is brilliant! Love it.

Happy Wednesday.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

akelamalu: Ahehehehe. Oh wow, I wish I had a mind like that. That was brilliant.

loved it.


Jannie Funster said...

LOVE it!!!!!

And kind of reminds me of Princess Diana / Camilla Parker Bowles with the matching dresses on occasion. Remember? :)


snowelf said...



love to you A!!


Lorraine said...

That is just brilliant. Oh how I wish I could be that clever

Mama Zen said...


Akelamalu said...

Hope your girlfriends like it Denise :)

Very devious AJ LOL

You have to admire her don't you Ron? ;)

Oh yes, I agree with you Pam!

Me too Lady's Life LOL

You could be right Bulletholes ;)

Indeed Tony ;)

It MMS too Daryl :)

Glad you enjoyed it Crystalchick :)

Me too Spiky x

Yes Jannie I remember - I think Diana won that one!

Cheers Snowelf :)

I wish I could think like that sometimes too Lorraine LOL

Thanks Mama Zen

secret agent woman said...

Ha ha ha! Perfect, indeed.

Maggie May said...

Maggie X

Nuts in May

Akelamalu said...

Absolutely SAW ;)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

now THAT is a woman after my own heart! good one!

smiles, bee

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

lost my comment! sorry! i said that was a woman after my own heart. good one!

smiles, bee

nitebyrd said...

WooHoo! Smart lady. Yes, I do LOVE it!

Akelamalu said...

Isn't it just Maggie? LOL

Mine too Bee LOL

Smart lady - definitely Nitebyrd LOL

Jay said...

Ahahahaha!! Priceless!! Perfect revenge. ;)