Monday, 21 March 2011

An important lesson in life......

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

The re was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.   She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."   And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.


Beach Bum said...

Given the conditions I freely admit I would have failed bigtime!

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHA. This is just to funny.

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious Pearl! xxx

MorningAJ said...

Oh dear!

Valerie said...

Poor man!
Strange family!

Finding Pam said...

What a test? I wonder what that family was thinking? Sounds like they have done that before.

Anonymous said...

Good one!

Ron said...

"And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car."


OMG, where do you find this stuff? It's always HILARIOUS!!!! I need to print this one out and take it to work - they'll LOVE it!

Thanks for the awesome Monday morning laugh, m'dear! Have a great week!


Mama Zen said...

How funny!

Daryl said...

Good one, I didnt see that coming ..

Winifred said...

And there I was thinking, how great! Then you come up with the punchline.

nitebyrd said...

LOL! Good thing it wasn't a oral exam! ;)

CrystalChick said...

OH that is really funny. Good one!!!
Have a great week. :)

Windsmoke. said...

Fantastic jest. Shouldn't need a packet of condoms in the car if you have trustworthy partner :-).

secret agent woman said...

He should run, run, run from that family!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh my gosh i never saw that one coming! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

la bellina mammina said...

I agree with Secret Agent Woman.... LOL!

Julia Smith said...

Also echoing Secret Agent Woman - what a bunch...

But I loved your twisty ending. There was absolutely no giveaway!

Odat said...

Ahahaha! Loved it!

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's brilliant. Mind if I retweet this?!!!

Also, I've changed the format on the Gail's guest post on Marvellous Mable. Sorry about the previous one!

CJ xx

PhotoPuddle said...

Ha ha! I think I've heaerd this joke before but still made me giggle!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the two who say RUN from this family never mind running from the little Lolita. Obviously a family with trust issues. As my Grandmother used to say “EVERYONE has an unguarded moment.” and doesn’t (necessarily) make them bad people. Umm... good punchline though. :)

The Moiderer said...

Thankyou so much for giving me such a giggle this afternoon

Akelamalu said...

Really Beach Bum? :0

Happy to make you smile Thom :)

Glad you enjoyed it Denise

You're shocked AJ?

Definitely a strange family Valerie ;)

Who knows what they were thinking Pam? LOL

Thanks Dumdad

Hope your colleagues enjoy it Ron x

I'm pleased it made you smile Mama Zen :)

The ending took me by surprise too Daryl LOL

Not quite the ending you were expecting Winifred?

Indeed Nitebyrd! LOL

Glad you enjoyed it Crystalchick x

That's true Windsmoke and welcome.

Yes he should SAW!

Took you by surprise too eh Bee?

Me too La Bellina Mammina. Where have you been, long time no see?

Not my work Julia but I'm glad you liked it.

Cheers Odat x

Of course you can share it Crystal Jigsaw. I'll be over to read the post soon.

An oldie but goodie PhotoPuddle and welcome.

Your Grandma sounds like a wise woman and welcome.

You're welcome Moiderer. I visited your blog but your comments are closed. x

Flowerpot said...

love it!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ake;amalu: ah hahahahaha. hehehehehe. I busted out laughing so hard.

that is a funny story...i just have to call someone and tell it.

thanks for the smile and lughter sweetie. xxx

Emmie said...

hahaha!! Ahhhhhh this made me LOL!!! Very funny :o)

Breezy said...

You got me and TS was crying with laughter when I read this out to him