I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
The re was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
26 comments:
LOL!!!!!!
Given the conditions I freely admit I would have failed bigtime!
BWAHAHA. This is just to funny.
Hilarious Pearl! xxx
Oh dear!
Poor man!
Strange family!
What a test? I wonder what that family was thinking? Sounds like they have done that before.
Good one!
"And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car."
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!
OMG, where do you find this stuff? It's always HILARIOUS!!!! I need to print this one out and take it to work - they'll LOVE it!
Thanks for the awesome Monday morning laugh, m'dear! Have a great week!
X
Good one, I didnt see that coming ..
And there I was thinking, how great! Then you come up with the punchline.
LOL! Good thing it wasn't a oral exam! ;)
OH that is really funny. Good one!!!
Have a great week. :)
Fantastic jest. Shouldn't need a packet of condoms in the car if you have trustworthy partner :-).
He should run, run, run from that family!
oh my gosh i never saw that one coming! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxox
I agree with Secret Agent Woman.... LOL!
Also echoing Secret Agent Woman - what a bunch...
But I loved your twisty ending. There was absolutely no giveaway!
Ahahaha! Loved it!
Peace
Oh, that's brilliant. Mind if I retweet this?!!!
Also, I've changed the format on the Gail's guest post on Marvellous Mable. Sorry about the previous one!
CJ xx
http://www.marvellousmable.blogspot.com
Ha ha! I think I've heaerd this joke before but still made me giggle!!
I agree with the two who say RUN from this family never mind running from the little Lolita. Obviously a family with trust issues. As my Grandmother used to say “EVERYONE has an unguarded moment.” and doesn’t (necessarily) make them bad people. Umm... good punchline though. :)
Thankyou so much for giving me such a giggle this afternoon
Really Beach Bum? :0
Happy to make you smile Thom :)
Glad you enjoyed it Denise
You're shocked AJ?
Definitely a strange family Valerie ;)
Who knows what they were thinking Pam? LOL
Thanks Dumdad
Hope your colleagues enjoy it Ron x
I'm pleased it made you smile Mama Zen :)
The ending took me by surprise too Daryl LOL
Not quite the ending you were expecting Winifred?
Indeed Nitebyrd! LOL
Glad you enjoyed it Crystalchick x
That's true Windsmoke and welcome.
Yes he should SAW!
Took you by surprise too eh Bee?
Me too La Bellina Mammina. Where have you been, long time no see?
Not my work Julia but I'm glad you liked it.
Cheers Odat x
Of course you can share it Crystal Jigsaw. I'll be over to read the post soon.
An oldie but goodie PhotoPuddle and welcome.
Your Grandma sounds like a wise woman and welcome.
You're welcome Moiderer. I visited your blog but your comments are closed. x
ake;amalu: ah hahahahaha. hehehehehe. I busted out laughing so hard.
that is a funny story...i just have to call someone and tell it.
thanks for the smile and lughter sweetie. xxx
hahaha!! Ahhhhhh this made me LOL!!! Very funny :o)
You got me and TS was crying with laughter when I read this out to him
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