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Monday, 27 August 2007

Eight Things.....

Leanne (Crow's Feet Anonymous) tagged me to write 8 Things You Shouldn't Say.

I've chosen 8 things you shouldn't say to a woman - MEN take heed!

  1. Your bum looks big in that.
  2. That colour doesn't suit you.
  3. I saw your husband out with a YOUNG woman.
  4. Your hair looks a mess.
  5. You need some deodorant.
  6. Are you wearing that for a bet?
  7. You've got Bingo Wings.
  8. Are your ankles swollen or are they just fat?

I'm not going to tag anyone just go ahead and give it a whirl if you like.

26 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

1. You sure don't sweat much for a fat girl...
2. How long have you been out of work?
3. What's that perfume? I think Deep Woods Off uses the same scent in their bug spray.
4. You got 6 kids? Good to see you vertical again!
5. Could you move your chair a bit? The light reflecting off your head is distracting...
6. Good bean dip-which reminds me I gotta grout the bathroom tiles tomorrow...
7. I love Blackened Cajun food! This isn't Cajun?
8. I can tell by your breath you like garlic as much as I do!

Akelamalu said...

LOL you are soooo funny buffalodickdy those are great!

CG said...

LOL we got the same No 1. and I love buffalodickdy's too

la bellina mammina said...

Too funny Akela - good for chasing the Monday Blues away....LOL!

Akelamalu said...

Great minds think alike eh cg?

Yes, you're right Bella, nothing quite like a good laugh on a Monday morning. :)

Nea said...

haha, well I guess when it comes to women, there is much that can go without saying, unless it is all good. We have a tendency to wear our emotions on our sleeve. I know that even omission can be as bad as an insult.....like with cooking, a non comment about how good a meal is, is as bad as criticism. Men really need a handbook, don't they. haha

I have been away a long time, in the meantime lost my blog, but it is okay. It was time to start over I guess, anyway.

Akelamalu said...

I've so missed you Nea, thanks for dropping by to let me find you again. Such a shame about your lovely blog being taken over but as you say maybe it was time to star anew. x

Shelby said...

oh my goodness - great "what not to say" list :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

now hillary clinton has fat ankles! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Akelamalu said...

Hi Shelby and welcome glad you dropped by and had a laugh. :)

Oh poor Hillary ;) Hope you're feeling better Miss Bee. x

crazy working mom said...

Hubby was laying in the floor last night, I was on the couch. He reached up and grabbed my fat roll and asked if it was my boob! *LOL* Ummm...NO, it's my FAT! He was so embarrased, and so was I.

The Rotten Correspondent said...

From the mouth of my ten year old - Mom, you need to go get your roots done. You have more grey than an elephant.

Akelamalu said...

Oh no crazy working mom don't you just hate it, I'm working at losing mine!

The little blighter correspondent, where'd he get that from???? Did you laugh though? :)

Skittles said...

#6 made me laugh out loud!

Akelamalu said...

Me too Skittles, but woe betide anyone brave/stupid enough to say any of those things to me! ((wink))

RUTH said...

LOL...so funny you and CG should both have the same #1. Actually my bum looks big in anything! :o)

Libbys Blog said...

Thank you for visiting my blog on its birthday.
Libby

Elsie Button said...

lol brilliant! my 9 month old daughter has given me a complex about my 'bingo wings' by staring at them when i wave at her!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Heh heh, I think you've got them all just about covered.

LOL :-)

Flowerpot said...

great, Ak, as uusal! good to see you again - BT are letting me actually say something - it won't last!

Elween said...

haha..very funny! love the new skin you changed! :)

Shaz said...

I couldn't stop laughing at "Bingo Wings", I thought it was only a northern thing . . . .lol

Akelamalu said...

So does mine at the moment Ruth :(

You're welcome Libby, thanks for calling in.

LOL you can't hide anything from kids Elsie

Thanks Jo.

Thank you BT for letting flowerpot out to play.

I've changed my skin Elween? HOW?

I think it is Shaz - I'm in the North West. :)

Leanne said...

hiya thanks for taking part, and yes i'd be upset if anyone said any of those to me too lol!! x

Akelamalu said...

I enjoyed it Leanne :)

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