Quick Giggles Part Two...

I'm still busy with holiday washing and ironing etc., etc., so I'll leave you with this........


Actual lines taken from Real CV's and Covering Letters.

1. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.



2. Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.



3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.



4. Wholly respoinsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.



5. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.



6. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.



7. It's best for employers that I not work with people



8. Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience.



9. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.



10. Marital status: single, unmarried, unengaged, uninvolved, no commitments.



11. I have an excellent track record, althouth I am not a horse.



12. I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.



13. My goal is to be a meteorologist, but since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.



14. I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.



15. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.



16. Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.



17. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.



18. Marital status: often. Children: various.



19. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.



20. Finished eighth in my class of ten.



21. References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me.

Read Quick Giggles Part 1 here.