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Saturday, 21 July 2007

Cooeeeee...................

I'm back!

Got back in the early hours of this morning and although I have tons of washing and other things to do I just couldn't resist taking a peak at what's been going on!

I have loads of holiday photos to upload and then a post to sort out, and obviously a lot of catching up to do with everyone so please bear with me whilst I get around to it all.


After all the stuff I've supped over the last two weeks whilst on holiday I thought maybe I should follow this example...........

Reformed drinker


I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents down the sink or else.... so I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.


I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank.


I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the next bottle and drank all but the sink of it, throwing the rest of it down the glass. I pulled the sink from the next glass, then poured the cork from the bottle, then I corked the sink with the glass and bottled the drink and drank the cork. When I had everything empty, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks and glasses and sinks with the others which were 29. As the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.


I am not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am, nor are I half so think as they drunk I am, but I fool so feelish and I don't know how is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

Hic, hic.

35 comments:

Pauline said...

Hope you had a great holiday, welcome back!

Pauline said...

I like the 'Reformed Drinker' btw, it made me laugh

letha said...

Hope it was a good holiday, you've been missed.

crazy working mom said...

Welcome back!!! :)

Gledwood said...

pouring away alcohol is such a waste!

you should have sent some to me

or pickled a goldfish in it

or something

Akelamalu said...

I did Pauline, thankyou. :)

Akelamalu said...

Thanks Letha :)

Akelamalu said...

I agree Gledwood! :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

welcome back honey! glad to see you. i hate that part of the trip, all the stuff to put away. usually i take days to get it all done.

smiles, bee

Mike M said...

Welcome back!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you

Akelamalu said...

Hi Bee - me too, it's just all piled up in heaps!!! I'd be glad to be back if only I could have brought the sun back with me - it's raining AGAIN here! :(

Linda said...

Welcome back!! I'm sure you had a grand time and can't wait to hear about it!!

Akelamalu said...

Thanks Mike, I missed you all too!

Akelamalu said...

I'll get right to it Linda, I just hope the photos are OK when I download them!

julia said...

Just felt like checking to see if you were back and here you are. Can't wait to see the pics.

The Rotten Correspondent said...

Welcome back! You've been missed!

Jon said...

Loved visiting your blog! I got a kick and many laughs from the post about whiskey bottles. Very clever and nicely written. Best regards,
Jon on 7-22-07

http://mississippigarden.blogspot.com

Miss Understood said...

Welcome home! Can't wait to see the pics!

lettuce said...

welcome home - looking forward to seeing some of your pics.

RUTH said...

Glad you're homesafe and sound....bet the time raced past far too quickly for you. Looking forward to all the pics. Love the Reformed Drinker..shall try it if I ever have 30 bottles in the house!
Rx

Akelamalu said...

I'll get the pictures sorted as soon as I can Julia, I just hope they do the holiday justice!

Akelamalu said...

What a nice thing to say rotten correspondent, thankyou. :)

Akelamalu said...

Aw thanks miss u, I hope you won't be disappointed. :)

Akelamalu said...

Hi Lettuce I'll get them up as soon as I can.

Akelamalu said...

Surprisingly the two weeks went really slowly Ruth but we did nothing but relax so that probably had a lot to do with it! :)

la bellina mammina said...

Welcome back sweetie!! Have missed ya!

Akelamalu said...

Hi Bella I missed you too. x

Shaz said...

Can't wait or those pics. I spell like that even without alcohol! . . . .very funny though. Nice to have you back x x x

HAR said...

Welcome back. Can't wait for the pictures!

buffalodickdy said...

Welcome back! We'll be waiting for stories and pictures of your adventure...

Akelamalu said...

Shaz, Har and Buffalodickdy thanks. I'll get on the pictures right away. :)

ciara said...

lmao what's sad is i've encountered a drunken typist. it either looks like the last paragraph or they just say things they SHOULDN'T say or random funny things. you know, kinda like the equivalent to when someone calls someone at 2am in a drunken stupor??
lol

Jenny! said...

I am not as think as you stoned I am!

Akelamalu said...

ciara quite!

Jenny - been there!

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