Cooeeeee...................

I'm back!

Got back in the early hours of this morning and although I have tons of washing and other things to do I just couldn't resist taking a peak at what's been going on!

I have loads of holiday photos to upload and then a post to sort out, and obviously a lot of catching up to do with everyone so please bear with me whilst I get around to it all.


After all the stuff I've supped over the last two weeks whilst on holiday I thought maybe I should follow this example...........

Reformed drinker


I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents down the sink or else.... so I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.


I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank.


I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the next bottle and drank all but the sink of it, throwing the rest of it down the glass. I pulled the sink from the next glass, then poured the cork from the bottle, then I corked the sink with the glass and bottled the drink and drank the cork. When I had everything empty, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks and glasses and sinks with the others which were 29. As the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.


I am not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am, nor are I half so think as they drunk I am, but I fool so feelish and I don't know how is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

Hic, hic.