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Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Quick Giggles Part Three.......

I'm off out for the day today to Manchester - shopping, lunch and a few glasses of wine, so I'll leave you with the following.............

THE POLITICALLY CORRECT GUIDE TO GUYS

He does not have a beer gut;
He develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.


He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.


He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.


You do not buy him a drink;
You initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.


He does not fart and belch;
He is Gastronomically Expressive.


He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships.


He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.


He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.


He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.


He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.


Read Quick Giggles part 1 and 2.

35 comments:

RUTH said...

Have a great day and thanks for the giggles :o)
Rx

Flowerpot said...

good start to the day - hope yours is as good as ours looks here in cornwall!

buffalodickdy said...

Enjoy your day shopping and adult beverages!

HAR said...

Have a great day!

Dave said...

Have a wonderful day. You have given a bouquet of smiles to start mine.
thank you

The very nice man said...

None of those statements fits, as I am "the very nice man" and wouldn't be or do any of those things!!
Now where is my beer???

Josh said...

Haha, those are great! It's good to stop back by your blog!

Jenny! said...

Fabulous!

Akelamalu said...

You're welcome Ruth, I just got back and I did have a great day, thanks. x

Akelamalu said...

It's been a beautiful day here flowerpot :)

Akelamalu said...

Thanks buffalodickdy I had a great day. :)

Akelamalu said...

Thanks Har

Akelamalu said...

You have a lovely smile Dave x

Dx said...

You're obviously talking about other men and not me here. Right?

Akelamalu said...

very nice man Of course I wasn't referring to you at all. ;)

Akelamalu said...

Nice to see you back josh

Akelamalu said...

Glad you enjoyed it Jenny

Akelamalu said...

dx If I knew you I could answer that question, so stick around and ask me again in a few weeks will you? :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

have fun and thanks for the laughs!

smiles, bee

Akelamalu said...

Thanks Bee I did. :)

Miss Understood said...

Thanks for the laugh! Hope you have a great day, and remember to have a drink for me :)

Akelamalu said...

missu we did have a great day will tell you all about it tomorrow. :)

Linda said...

Swine empathy ... I love it!

Wish I was a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion myself!

Glad to see you had a great day by your comment above!

Dan said...

He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships


Quite right! Quite right! I wish all women were as empathetic and understanding as you. :)

la bellina mammina said...

"monogamously challenged" Ha! I like that. BTW, I just noticed, was that green napkins they have in the toilets?? What about the toilet paper?!

CS said...

Those thermally unappreciative guys are the worst.

Akelamalu said...

I liked that one too Linda :)

Akelamalu said...

Dan guess what - I didn't write it! :)

Akelamalu said...

Bella the green towels are to wipe your hands after you've washed them - they did have toilet paper in the cubicles.

Akelamalu said...

cs they truly are!

Shaz said...

Giggle, chuckle & more giggles . . .I love these quick funnies to start the day with a smile x x

Akelamalu said...

I often wonder who thinks them up shaz - certainly not me!

Skittles said...

SO true!!!! (At least according to the guys!)

Akelamalu said...

LOL - you mean they admit to it skittles?

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