I'm off out for the day today to Manchester - shopping, lunch and a few glasses of wine, so I'll leave you with the following.............
THE POLITICALLY CORRECT GUIDE TO GUYS
He does not have a beer gut;
He develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
You do not buy him a drink;
You initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
He does not fart and belch;
He is Gastronomically Expressive.
He is not a cradle snatcher;
He prefers Generationally Differential Realtionships.
He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.
Read Quick Giggles part 1 and 2.