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Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Fur Gloves........


Thought you might enjoy this, I received it in an email.......

A young man called Murray from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Murray consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note...not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Murray unknowingly got the knickers. Good old Murray sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.


Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Murray

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

22 comments:

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!!

Now that would be my luck. Truthfully, its a wonder it never happened.

MorningAJ said...

So did she kill him, or marry him? ;)

Melanie said...

Ahahahaha!!

Valerie said...

LOLOLOL... love it... this has to be sent on. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

nitebyrd said...

Too funny! Poor Murray!

Banker Chick said...

This made me LOL!

Daryl Edelstein said...

SNORT

Ron said...

OMG...I laughed so hard at this email, I was crying!!!

"P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing."

Bwhahahahahahahhahahahaha!

HILARIOUS!!!!

Thanks so much for starting my morning off with a hearty laugh, m'dear!

This was STELLAR!

X

Linda said...

Oh poor Murray! I can only imagine the response he got from his beloved Maggie!

Thanks for the laugh today!

A Lady's Life said...

This is so nice. I would have loved that he took such care and interest getting me this present.

tony said...

I Have A Pair Of Fingerless Ones!

silverthoughts2 said...

Hopefully that girl is NOT a prude. LOL

Secret Agent Woman said...

Courtship is never easy.

Cloudia said...

what are these things called "gloves?"



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Dianne said...

priceless!!

Akelamalu said...

It's an honest mistake Beach ;)

I don't think she ever spoke to him again AJ LOL

I know it made me laugh too Melanie :)

You're welcome Valerie, I hope your friends enjoy it too. x

One has to feel sorry for him Nitebyrd LOL

Me too BankerChick LOL

You liked it then Daryl? ;)

So happy to make you smile Ron x

I bet Maggie was shocked Linda!

Well it would have been nice had Maggie received the gloves and not the undies Lady's Life! LOL

Gloves Tony???? ;)

Hopefully not silverthoughts2 LOL

I know, too many mixups SAW ;)

Like the pun Cloudia x

Thanks Dianne

CrystalChick said...

Now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh.

G-Man said...

Ake...?
Such a scamp...hehehehe

Akelamalu said...

I thought so too CrystalChick. :)

It was all a mistake G-man ;)

Jenny Woolf said...

Haha! funny!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Bloody hilarious!!

CJ x

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