trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
27 comments:
Wow!
Did not expect that one.
'Killingly' funny.
Brilliant :-)
Ahh I like this one.
What a time to kill himself, or someone!
Was it Happy Hour?
Neither did I when I received it in an email Beach :0
Indeed AJ ;)
I thought so too Nat :)
Glad you liked it de engineur
LOL possibly Tony
@tony. Obviously it wasn't a Happy ending for one biker. LOL
You're a riot!!!
Applause .. you do tell a good shaggy dog story!
LMBO! That one is truly a keeper! LOL
Poor chap, it obviously wasn't his day haha
oops, bet he won't do that again!
smiles, bee
xoxoxooxox
You're right there de engineur!
I didn't write it Scot's Lass but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
As I said to Scot's Lass, I didn't write it Daryl, I just passed it on.
I thought so too Nitebyrd ;)
Definitely not his day Valerie!
Hi Adam and welcome.
I don't think he'll get the chance Bee. Great to see you getting about m'deario. xx
"But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
I just want you to know that I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Thanks for the GREAT morning laugh, m'dear!
X
I got this before in email, but it still brought a grin to my face reading it again. ;)
catching up today, this was soooo good!
lol
That's a good way to teach someone lol
Serves the biker right!
It made me laugh to Ron :)
It's a good 'un for sure CrystalChick :)
Glad you enjoyed it BankerChick
It is indeed Lady'sLife ;)
It does Cheshire Wife :)
That is a bad day, for both of them!
See what he gets!!
Yes it is silverthoughts2!
Yep it's his own fault Melanie ;)
Oh, my goodness! Now that was really a clever one. Wasn't expecting that at all. Enjoyed. Good to see you "A." D
Instant karma!
Hi Donnetta good to see you too!
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