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Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Bad Day...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. 




"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"

28 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Wow!

Did not expect that one.

MorningAJ said...

'Killingly' funny.

Nat said...

Brilliant :-)

de engineur said...

Ahh I like this one.
What a time to kill himself, or someone!

tony said...

Was it Happy Hour?

Akelamalu said...

Neither did I when I received it in an email Beach :0

Indeed AJ ;)

I thought so too Nat :)

Glad you liked it de engineur

LOL possibly Tony

de engineur said...

@tony. Obviously it wasn't a Happy ending for one biker. LOL

A Daft Scots Lass said...

You're a riot!!!

Daryl Edelstein said...

Applause .. you do tell a good shaggy dog story!

nitebyrd said...

LMBO! That one is truly a keeper! LOL

Valerie said...

Poor chap, it obviously wasn't his day haha

Adam said...

lol

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oops, bet he won't do that again!

smiles, bee
xoxoxooxox

Akelamalu said...

You're right there de engineur!

I didn't write it Scot's Lass but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

As I said to Scot's Lass, I didn't write it Daryl, I just passed it on.

I thought so too Nitebyrd ;)

Definitely not his day Valerie!

Hi Adam and welcome.

I don't think he'll get the chance Bee. Great to see you getting about m'deario. xx

Ron said...

"But enough about me, how's your day going?"

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

I just want you to know that I'm sitting here with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Thanks for the GREAT morning laugh, m'dear!

X

CrystalChick said...

I got this before in email, but it still brought a grin to my face reading it again. ;)

Banker Chick said...

catching up today, this was soooo good!

A Lady's Life said...

lol
That's a good way to teach someone lol

cheshire wife said...

Serves the biker right!

Akelamalu said...

It made me laugh to Ron :)

It's a good 'un for sure CrystalChick :)

Glad you enjoyed it BankerChick

It is indeed Lady'sLife ;)

It does Cheshire Wife :)

silverthoughts2 said...

That is a bad day, for both of them!

Melanie said...

See what he gets!!

Akelamalu said...

Yes it is silverthoughts2!

Yep it's his own fault Melanie ;)

Donnetta said...

Oh, my goodness! Now that was really a clever one. Wasn't expecting that at all. Enjoyed. Good to see you "A." D

Secret Agent Woman said...

Instant karma!

Akelamalu said...

Hi Donnetta good to see you too!

Absolutely SAW.

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