To my darling husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the bakkie when I turned into our driveway.
I was coming home from the salon and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the bakkie fortunately came to a stop when it bumped into your new Ferrari. :
I am really, really sorry, but I just KNOW that, with your kind-hearted personality, you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart!!
I am enclosing a picture for you. . . I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
Your girlfriend phoned.