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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Little girl on a plane......




An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and
he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
no GOD or no Heaven or Hell or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff -   grass.    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD or no Heaven or Hell or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
Imagine the expression on his face and tell me you didn't laugh.  

22 comments:

mjunta said...

nice post!

Beach Bum said...

Good one!

Nat said...

Brilliant!

Melanie said...

smart girl...that just made me smile!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

:-)

Valerie said...

Yes, I laughed.

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Yes, I did laugh! Excellent post.

CJ xx

G-Man said...

At least I know Shit from Shinola!!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

yup, i laughed out loud! thanks...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxooxox

Daryl said...

Ah yes, another Jack Shitte devotee!

Gledwood said...

O that's brilliant!

Ron said...

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD or no Heaven or Hell or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

Bwhahahahahahahahahaa!

Okay, I just want you to know that I SPEWED my morning coffee while reading that!!!

FLAWLESS one, m'dear!

Thanks for the awesome laugh!

Enjoy your day!

X

Akelamalu said...

Glad you enjoyed it mjunta, Beach, Nat, Melanie, Scott's Lass, Valerie, CJ, G-man, Bee, Daryl, Gleds and Ron x

Winifred said...

That was brilliant. Should try to remember it for when I hear people spouting a load of tosh!

Dave said...

Hey that was really fun and it gave me a chance to put on a smile on my lips and in my heart.
Thanks

Mimi Lenox said...

Bwaaahaahhhhaaa!!

P.S. I love the psychedelic vibe here.

theothersideofparis said...

Chortle!

Akelamalu said...

I'm happy to put a smile on your face Winnifred,Dave, Mimi & Dumdad x

secret agent woman said...

I'm an atheist, and have very sound reasons for it. But I would never confront a child (or an adult, for that matter) about it any more than I want a stranger badgering me about their religion.

Linda said...

Now this one made me really laugh right out loud and not just through my fingers!

Kirstin said...

Found it.... took me a while to work out how to comment though... but now I've figured it out!

Akelamalu said...

I don't think it really happened SAW ;)

It made me LOL too Linda!

Ah welcome Kirstin :)