Wednesday, 17 August 2011

The Correct Insurance......

Are you insured for sex?   Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. 
Here is a list of companies catering for most tastes.

  • Sex with your wife/husband: Legal & General
  • Sex on the telephone: Direct Line
  • Sex with your partner: Standard Life.
  • Sex with someone different: Go Compare
  • Sex with a fat guy/bird: More Than
  • Sex on the back seat of a car: Sheila's Wheels
  • Sex with some posh guy/bird: Privileged.
  • Sex with a transvestite:


MorningAJ said...

And gawd help you if you're with Churchill! :)

Eternally Distracted said...

Is there a company that provides all of the above?! ... You see, it's for a friend... :)

Beach Bum said...

Sex with your wife/husband: Legal & General


I could write something about that but my wife is far too close and may see it.

Flowerpot said...

Brilliant - love it Ak!

Valerie said...

Brilliant. Go Compere.... lol.

Who thinks up these names?

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Very good!! I couldn't do Sheila's Wheels anymore though!!

CJ xx

Elaine said...


Daryl said...

Do you need a physical to qualify ;-)

nitebyrd said...

I won't be surprised if that type of insurance actually starts to sell! LOL

Akelamalu said...

I dread to think what that would be for AJ???? :0

Best not then Beach LOL

Glad you enjoyed it Flowerpot x

I don't know who thinks these things up Valerie but they're a genious!

Me neither CJ LOL

I felt the same when I read it Elaine LOL

Oooh maybe Daryl!

Anything's possible Nitebyrd LOL

Ron said...

OMG...this list is HYSTERICAL!!!!

"Sex with a transvestite:"


CRACKED. ME. UP.!!!!!!

Thanks so much for the great morning laugh, m' dear. LOVED it!


A Lady's Life said...


CrystalChick said...

HAHA! Got a giggle from these. :)

cheshire wife said...

What would be a justifiable claim?

Mama Zen said...

This cracked me up!

Gledwood said...

What about Norwich Union? Sex with inbred people?

O no it's called Aviva now. Reminds me too much of a Vauxhall Viva. Or one of those Morris Wooden Cars. Remember those? Where they literally made of wood? Like those wooden NHS glasses that used to come as standard (if you were a boy) or ice cube glasses (if you were a girl). O those were the days!

Gledwood said...

PS how do you think up all this stuff? I don't get it. I bet you can do cryptic crosswords too.. ?

Hey there's an American film on. I once asked an American if they really carry all their shopping in huge brown bags and not carrier bags like normal people and he said no we use carrier bags too, that's just the movies being stupid.

Just like cordless telephones on TV used to be gigantic even when everybody knew Argos were doing tiny DECT ones for £29.99 by this time. I liked seeing America as behind the times but man, it was embarrassing watching British TV with such lumpen telephones ~ knowing this was to be exported around the world and everyone would think our telephone technology was crap. How ridiculous!

Cloudia said...

some adore transvestites without any confusion about it I assure you, LOL

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G-Man said...


Very astute observations Ake!!

Akelamalu said...

It made me laugh so I'd knew you'd like it Ron x

I thought so too Lady's Life

Me too Crystal chick

Who knows Cheshire Wife? LOL

I thought you'd like it Mama Zen

I don't think these up Gleds, I get them sent to me in emails. :)

I imagine they do Cloudia :)

Not my observations G-man but good ones I think. ;)

Gledwood said...

Hey I've just thought: what about Compare the Meerkat? Is that for furry animal lovers?!

secret agent woman said...

Wish I was - I have a few complaints I'd like to file.

Akelamalu said...

Oh good one Gleds LOL

I can just imagine the letter you'd write SAW LOL