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Wednesday, 15 December 2010

The Cost of Divorce.......


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,



'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'



The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Ballerina Barbie for £19.95, Astronaut Barbie for £19.95, Skater Barbie for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.



The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'



The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's b*lls.

28 comments:

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!
No wonder there are jokes about Ken lacking his male parts, Divorce Barbie has them as well.

A Lady's Life said...

woah! lol
She's loaded lol

Thom said...

ROFLMAO!!! This is just hysterical. Good od DB is loaded to the hilt :)

Flowerpot said...

very good!!!

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious!Loved this.

Valerie said...

Brilliant. I'm still laughing.

Grandpa said...

Too much to pay for a divorcee. The astronaut will do me.

MorningAJ said...

Worth every penny - just for the keychain!

Jo said...

I am sure there are some men out there that are saying, "Just like in real life!"

Jingle Poetry said...

lovely...

one learns from it.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

poor ken! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

G-Man said...

Ouch!!
BTW...Balls is not a naughty word!

nitebyrd said...

ROTFLMAO!!! Oh! I just LOVE this!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Thanks for giving me a good laugh. If only it was Ken who I divorced!!

CJ xx

Daryl said...

Love it

Mike Golch said...

OH MY!

who said...

And paper that proves there is only one signature needed for approval or rejection of anything

I find this joke funny because of the irony (which is exactly why I'm sure some fail to see the humor)

Finding Pam said...

That is a new one that I haven't heard before.

Cloudia said...

Ake!






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Linda said...

Silly man - how could he NOT have known that?!?

Akelamalu said...

Glad you all enjoyed the giggle. :)

secret agent woman said...

Not where I live - it's a pure 50-50 split.

Mama Zen said...

Now, that's funny!

Quilly said...

LOL!

Gledwood said...

Yeah, couldn't have put it better myself!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

akelamalu: Ahahaha...I needed a laugh. And that was a good laugh you got out of me. thanks you sweetie.

xxx

Gledwood said...

Thanks for the Ruth message. Did you know her million stories blog is still there? I thought she'd deleted it and thought "NO!! Ruth WHY did you do that..?" but I think she just took it down for a while. If Ruth wasn't the first blogger I met online she was the 2nd. And now she's vanished!! I know she's v busy :-)

Uncle Lee said...

Hi, love this posting. And your lively sense of humour.
Have a pleasant weekend and keep a song in your heart, Lee.