Wednesday, 24 November 2010

MIxed emotions.............

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said:

"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Hope that didn't shock you too much!  


Grandpa said...

Akelamalu you are just hilarious!!! LOL can't stop laughing

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious! A great way to start a dull day - snow is expected!

Valerie said...

So funny. I wonder what his response was...grins.

Ron said...



Shock ME too much?

No...I don't think so.

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

You GO, m'dear!

Thanks for the great morning laugh. I just spewed my coffee!!!!


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

it took me a while but i finally got it! i can be a bit (understatement) slow! ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Daryl said...


Finding Pam said...

Oh my? Wonder what his response was?

Have a great week,

MorningAJ said...

They never learn do they? A woman will always win!
Great laugh.

Akelamalu said...

Glad it made you laugh Grandpa :)

I laugh at the snow now I'm retired Denise ;)

I can imagine he wasn't best pleased Valerie LOL

So pleased you weren't shocked Ron (wink)

I'm sure Sarge could have explained it to you Bee LOL

That's what I did when I first saw it Daryl!

Disbelief Pam?? ;)

You're right AJ, they never learn. LOL

Flowerpot said...

Not - you ARE the biggest dick?!!!

nitebyrd said...

Perfect! OMG! Too funny!

Quilly said...

Yeah! That would do it! LOL!

(I have long since gotten over being shocked. I think it comes with age.)

snowelf said...

I can't think of anything better she could have said.



A Lady's Life said...

hahaha that was funny.
Sure will make him think now. lol

Linda said...

Wow! Talk about a back-handed compliment! I bet that one left him speechless!

Cloudia said...


Akelamalu said...

That's probably what she meant Flowerpot ;)

Glad you had a laugh Nitebyrd :)

I'm not shocked easily either Quilly and I think you're right it comes with age. ;)

Me neither Snow LOL

His mind will be working overtime I think Lady's Life!

I think you're right Linda LOL

**smile** Cloudia x

Mama Zen said...

That is so funny!

Mike Golch said...

talk about a killer comeback.

Annelisa said...

rofl! That was brilliant! :-D

MarmiteToasty said...

just snorted tea out me nose lmfao hahaha