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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

MIxed emotions.............




A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".


The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


She said:



"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."






Hope that didn't shock you too much!  

21 comments:

Grandpa said...

Akelamalu you are just hilarious!!! LOL can't stop laughing

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious! A great way to start a dull day - snow is expected!

Valerie said...

So funny. I wonder what his response was...grins.

Ron said...

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bwhahahahaaahahahahahhaha!

Shock ME too much?

No...I don't think so.

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

You GO, m'dear!

Thanks for the great morning laugh. I just spewed my coffee!!!!

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Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

it took me a while but i finally got it! i can be a bit (understatement) slow! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Daryl said...

SNORT!

Finding Pam said...

Oh my? Wonder what his response was?

Have a great week,
Pam

MorningAJ said...

They never learn do they? A woman will always win!
Great laugh.

Akelamalu said...

Glad it made you laugh Grandpa :)

I laugh at the snow now I'm retired Denise ;)

I can imagine he wasn't best pleased Valerie LOL

So pleased you weren't shocked Ron (wink)

I'm sure Sarge could have explained it to you Bee LOL

That's what I did when I first saw it Daryl!

Disbelief Pam?? ;)

You're right AJ, they never learn. LOL

Flowerpot said...

Not - you ARE the biggest dick?!!!

nitebyrd said...

Perfect! OMG! Too funny!

Quilly said...

Yeah! That would do it! LOL!

(I have long since gotten over being shocked. I think it comes with age.)

snowelf said...

I can't think of anything better she could have said.

:)

--snow

A Lady's Life said...

hahaha that was funny.
Sure will make him think now. lol

Linda said...

Wow! Talk about a back-handed compliment! I bet that one left him speechless!

Cloudia said...

LOL

Akelamalu said...

That's probably what she meant Flowerpot ;)

Glad you had a laugh Nitebyrd :)

I'm not shocked easily either Quilly and I think you're right it comes with age. ;)

Me neither Snow LOL

His mind will be working overtime I think Lady's Life!

I think you're right Linda LOL

**smile** Cloudia x

Mama Zen said...

That is so funny!

Mike Golch said...

talk about a killer comeback.

Annelisa said...

rofl! That was brilliant! :-D

MarmiteToasty said...

just snorted tea out me nose lmfao hahaha

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