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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Did I read that sign right???.....

Received this in an email and thought you might enjoy the laugh....




TOILET OUT OF ORDER.............PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW



In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN

THE LIGHT GOES OUT



In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING

IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN



In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE

DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT

BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?



Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY

CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR



Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE

BULL CHARGES.



Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS



On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

16 comments:

Sandi McBride said...

Just when I needed a good laugh, along you come and offer it with both hands!!!
hugs
Sandi

Grandpa said...

Here I am chuckling at everyone of them, and Grandma's wondering what's got into me! Thanks for this Akelamalu

MorningAJ said...

I love the reading leaflet!
But I refuse to go on the floor below. :)

Ron said...

FAB-U-LOUS!!!!!

Loved them ALL, but this one made me really howl...

"TOILET OUT OF ORDER.............PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW."

Bwhahahahahaaahhahahaha! Brilliant!

Thanks for the great morning laughs while sipping my coffee.

Have a wonderful day, m'dear!

X

Daryl said...

I've seen these before, several times, but they always make me giggle

Dumdad said...

Chortle.

richies said...

Yep! made me laugh!

An Arkies Musings

Valerie said...

They were all so hilarious I couldn't decide which one I liked best. Thanks for providing a good giggle.

A Lady's Life said...

hehe We never know how people understand things and then wonder why they don't understand when you talk to them.This is so true lol

cheshire wife said...

Thank you for cheering me up after a hard day at work.

Linda said...

Very nice! Thank you for the smiles and chuckles ... sometimes people just don't think before they write, right?!?

Finding Pam said...

I needed a good laugh tonight. I enjoyed them all. Thanks for making me smile.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i enjoyed these, thanks honey!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

nitebyrd said...

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


The visual for this one had me laughing like a loon!

Thanks for sharing!

Cloudia said...

all for the want of a comma :)





Aloha from Waikiki :)

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Akelamalu said...

My pleasure Sandi :)

Share them with Grandma Grandpa! ;)

Glad you enjoyed it AJ

A good laugh with your morning coffee can set you up for the day eh Ron? x

Never boring are they Daryl? :)

You liked them then Dumdad!


I'm happy to make you smile Richies :)

No need to choose one Valerie, just enjoy them all. x

You're right Lady's Life ;)

You're very welcome Cheshire Wife x

You got it Linda, that's the problem, some people just don't think!

Glad you enjoyed them Pam :)

You're welcome Bee x

It's the visuals which make them funny isn't it Nitebyrd? LOL

Precisely Cloudia!