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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Sally & Andy.....

No one believes seniors, everyone thinks they are senile.



An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. One day holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, “We've got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.


The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No.” Andy said, “She's lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don't believe him, he's getting senile.”


The two police officers turn to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday!” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We're out of here!”

32 comments:

Quilly said...

LOL1 I am seeing an upside to getting old!

mrsnesbitt said...

Loved it! lol! Dxx

Valerie said...

OMG that was sooo funny... I've read it three times ... it's so hilarious. Thanks, you've set me up for the day....

Flowerpot said...

brilliant - where did you get that from Ak?!

Akelamalu said...

Hehe, me too Quilly ;)

Glad you did Mrs. N.


My pleasure Valerie x

Someone emailed it to me Flowerpot and it made me laugh so much I just had to share. x

A Daft Scots Lass said...

awesome!

Finding Pam said...

That was quite an amusing story.Thanks for the laughs.

clean and crazy said...

awesome!! you go sally!!

swputh said...

hi hi ... That was fun.

nitebyrd said...

LOL! Never mess with seniors, they know too much!

Ron said...

OMG...what a FLAWLESS story!

"Sally said, “Don't believe him, he's getting senile.”

You GO, Sally!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!

X

R. J. said...

Thanks for posting that one. Keep them coming, we need to laugh more.

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho!

CrystalChick said...

Good laugh on that one!! Love it.

Mimi Lenox said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Daryl said...

Love it ...

A Lady's Life said...

hahaha thats so true.
Can you imagine. Once we knew everything and then after 40.....things change. lol

Shrinky said...

Way to go, Sally, he married a smart lady!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good one!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

One Woman's Thoughts said...

I have been smiling like a silly rabbit since I stopped by. You have delighfulfully entertaining prose. I was turned on to your blog by "eternal worrier". I am a fan.

secret agent woman said...

I can't believe he'd rat out his wife!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

hahahaha....that one is a good one. I have to tell that to people. hehehe.

I think Sally should go on a cruies with the 50 thousand and leave Andy home. :)

thanks sweetie...that made my day. leaving work with a smile is pretty good huh?
xxx

Mama Zen said...

That is so funny!

Annelisa said...

ROFL! That was sooo good...I want to have that one on my wall to remind me of the fun I could have ahead! :-D

Good to see you're still on top form!

Thanks for letting me know about the probs commenting on my blog. (had a spate of spammers :-( )
Should be sorted now.

Good to see you again
XX

Akelamalu said...

Glad you liked it Scots Lass :)

You're welcome Pam x

Yes Go Sally Go like Clean&Crazy said.

I'm pleased you enjoyed it SWPuth :)

Indeed they do Nitebyrd ;)

Always happy to make you smile Ron x

We do need to laugh more, you're so right RJ :)

Indeedy Dumdad

It made me LOL too Crystalchick

My pleasure Mimi x

Good Daryl x

Everything changes after 40 Lady's Life ;)

He sure did Shrinky!

I thought so too Bee :)

Welcome One Woman's Thoughts, I'm glad you stopped by. :)

He's a silly old fool SAW!

Ah I'm so happy it made you smile Spiky xx

I think it's funny too Mama Zen :)

It does get better as you get older Annelisa. So glad to see you again honey. xx

Dave said...

What wonderful humorus story. I can picture the whole thing in my mind's eye. Thank You

Gledwood said...

Hang on where did you get that story from? Is it true...? Actually how can it be...

... o well it's a good story tho

Winifred said...

Love it!

Akelamalu said...

Glad you enjoyed it Dave :)

Not sure whether or not it's true Gleds but it made me laugh. :)

Welcome Winifred, glad you liked it. :)

Banker Chick said...

The twist at the end vindicated Sslly's larceny!

Nasra said...

that really made my day.. they thought we went crazy..hahaha

Jo Beaufoix said...

Heh heh, fabulous. :D