Wednesday, 15 July 2009

The Queen's Meme.....

Mimi Queen Of Memes has started a new blog called The Queen's Meme where every Tuesday she will put up a new meme for us serfs to participate in with the threat of being thrown in the dungeon if we don't do it!

So, without further ado, here is the very first meme out of The Queen's Meme:
The Blog Outside The Box Meme

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)

The only way I would be in court would be as a witness - I'm Miss Goody Two Shoes didn't you know?

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?

Everything and Nothing - what else would I call it?

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.

What would you like to ask him?

Who's the father of your children?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?

I don't know but it would scare the s*** out of me!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

I was probably having a vent about my boss and used some unprintable swear words.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

Stop all wars!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.

I rang in sick to work, when I wasn't sick at all.  I needed the day off to go see my son get the prize for the best first year law student at University.  I hope no-one at work finds my blog!


secret agent woman said...

That last one sounds like a perfectly valid reason for lying out of work!

buffalodick said...

1. Probably drinking and driving, and picking up the judges wife in the local den of iniquity..
2. "Buffalo Memoirs, The Remembrances Of A Genuine Dick"..
3. Whatever happened to the song collaboration of yours and Sir Elton John, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"?
4. In a stunning election, I became the spritual leader of the world, and General Manager of the local Wal-Mart..
5. Pretty much stuff like I'm writing now...
6. Rule One: Obey me.
Rule Two: See Rule One...
7. She waves at people funny...

Finding Pam said...

I liked all your answers, but especially #6.

This was fun.

CG said...

I love memes and your answers are always such fun!

Daryl said...

Nicely done, I promised to join in next week as this week is a touch nutz with work and preparing to go to Blogfest in Virginia tomorrow morning ... have I packed? Not yet. Oy!

Ron said...

BRAVA, m'dear!

This meme is fabulous!

Of course, I loved all you answers, but especially enjoyed #3, #6 and #7!

Hope you're having an awesome day!


Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO to #3 and especially #7. Excellent my friend. I don't think "Your Hineyness" will throw you in the dungeon just yet...LOL...but if you want' I'm already there with peanut butter to keep the stench down :)

Dr.John said...

Well done. I liked your answers to this meme.
Really? That's all you would ask Michael.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Oh you must be so proud of your wonderful to see that his hard work pays off.

I love number too sweetie.

as usual sweets...i love eading more on you.

i'm working on the interview thsi that things are back to normal at work and home.

ciao sweets will send this coming weekend or Monday.

CrAzY Working Mom said...

Hello from the dungeon! *LOL*

I didn't play but it looks like fun. :)

I loved your answers. You're so witty.

Flowerpot said...

What a great meme and hte last one is great! Of course you needed the day off!

Cheffie-Mom said...

I enJOYed reading your answers! enJOY your day!

cheshire wife said...

So Miss Goody Two Shoes rang in sick when she wasn't. You can't hide anything in Blogland.

Akelamalu said...

Well I thought so SecretAgentWoman :)

Buff - you're a card LOL

I found it fun to do Pam :)

Aw thanks CG x

I look forward to reading yours next week Daryl x

Glad you enjoyed it Ron xx

I think we've both avoided the dungeon this week Thom LOL

Oh I could think of lots more questions for Michael once I got going Dr. John ;)

I am very proud of my son Spiky, he's a great boy (man now I keep forgetting he's all grown up). I look forward to getting the interview questions sweetie. :)

Oh Mimi will get you CWM for not doing this meme!

I couldn't miss it could I Flowerpot? ;)

Thanks CheffieMom x

I did Cheshire Wife, but in my defence I haven't had a day off sick in two years. :)

Travis said...

I've done the sick day thing...I call it a mental health day.

Maddy said...

Now that's one I've not seen before. Good for you.

Cloudia said...

*Clap Clap*
Jolly Good Fun
Just like always!
Must be why you get serrepticously named in tommorrows post ;-)

Love ya and thanks for da REIKI

Comfort Spiral

Akelamalu said...

It's not something I would usually do Trav but it was a really special occasion. :)

Thanks Maddy :)

Glad you enjoyed it Cloudia, and you're welcome honey. xx

Mimi Lenox said...

Your Hineyness?
He is in for life now.

CrystalChick said...

Memes are so much fun!

Seeing your son get a prize is a perfectly wonderful reason to take the day off. Good for you.
If anyone found your blog, they would love it!!

Could you send me an email sometime.... to and tell me about how/when you got into Reiki and how you use it, what your level is. Anything you want to share.
Thanks so much. :)

ciara said...

omgosh lmao @ your last answer. hope ppl at work don't find your blog either! ;0)

Akelamalu said...

Oh crikey, poor Thom Mimi :(

I think it's a good reason too Crystalchick. Anyway I don't care if they find out. :)

I really don't care Ciara I'll be leaving soon anyway. :)

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