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Wednesday, 8 April 2009

wOmEn.........

Someone emails this to me and it's so true I just had to share it...


TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND


10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for same style shoes in different colours.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

1. OTHER WOMEN!



A lady sees her doctor, says,"doctor l have this problem, every time l go to the loo l seem to pass coins, 5p,10p and 20ps",----so the doctor examines her, ----she says, ls it serious"?,----the doctor says," no its not serious, it appears that you're going through the change"



If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him-is he still wrong????

31 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLMAO. This so made my day. It's all true but the last one. He's always right LOL well done

debi_in_Hawaii said...

The only one of those I understand is about the fat clothes, sooooooooooo I guess that makes me weird LOL

Daisy said...

Hilarious! The last one is classic- of course he's still wrong!! x

Dumdad said...

I don't understand a word of this post...

Akelamalu said...

Don't be silly Thom, how can a man possibly be right? ;)

The only one I couldn't understand was the one about the car trip Debs - I only do car trips that are absolutely necessary! LOL

I agree Daisy! :)

Well of course you didn't Dumdam you're a man! LOL

Lu' said...

Good morning, good day and thanks for a good laugh :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i can always tell you what a cat is thinking! (and who could prove me wrong? ha ha)

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Finding Pam said...

This is hilarious! I am sure that men do not get some of these.

Nessa said...

Very funny "truths."

Um, Thom, did you want to re-think your answer?

Daryl said...

Of course he is ...

Love these .. especially the cutting your hair to make it grow .. that constantly confounds Husband (who sadly cant get his to grow)

Ron said...

OMG, Akelamalu...I'm sitting here LAUGHING my ass off!!!

This is brilliant!

I've got to remember the one about the coins to share at work today. They'll gonna love it!

Thanks for the wonderful laugh, dear lady. Enjoyed it!!

P.S. seems like you and are on the same wave-length today!

X

buffalodick said...

All great humour! I woman I know once said; "If a woman doesn't bitch once a day, she will explode...

Gledwood said...

I can read hamsters' facial expressions

but no I do not understand buying clothes/shoes/anything in the same colours especially. I used to know a young lady from university who was determined to get herself a Compulsive Shopping habit. But her entire wardrobe was in navy navy blue and a certain shade of green!!

CG said...

i totally get the shoe thing! And the cats...not sure I really understand other women though!

Emmie said...

oh my how funny ;o) im posting this on my facebook!

Anndi said...

"If a woman doesn't bitch once a day, she will explode...

and men avoid exploding by farting. It's their own pressure relief valve.

Dr.John said...

Given the last question this might be the wrong day to visit. I know my wife believes the second one.

Eddie Bluelights said...

Very funny! Loved the humour! Am visiting on recommendation from David McMahon. Very glad I stopped by, enjoyed the post. I asked David a question earlier and he suggested I contact you. I am in the middle of posting a serialised play and would like to have music to highlight it. You have sound on your side panel. Is it possible to download your own MP3 files onto the vehicle you have? I am realliy looking for an audio player so I can download any music, or speech or anything I want. Something I can switch on and off! Any ideas? And if you have a suggestion how could I download it to appear on my side panel?
Best wishes Eddie

golublog said...

Fat clothes. So true!!!!

Cloudia said...

LOL
You are one of my best Gal Pals!
Aloha from Mama Pacific, Dear

Akelamalu said...

You're welcome Lu, happy to make you smile. :)

LOL quite Bee!

I'm sure they don't Pam! ;)

They are funny and they are true Nessa :)

I've never been able to understand the logic behind that but strangely it works Daryl!

I hope your colleagues enjoyed the joke Ron xx

I think that is true for some woment Buff but not for me of course I never bitch. ((wink))

I'm sure you can read your hamster's facial expressions Gleds you love them!

Yes I know what you mean about other women CG there are some I just can't fathom too!

I'm happy it made you smile Emmie x

LOL that's so funny and so true Anndi! :)

Your wife's right Dr. John! (wink)

I'll email you Eddie not sure I can help you though m'dear.

Yes fat clothes - definitely true Golublog!

And you're one of mine Cloudia xx

G-Man said...

Funny, I don't see 'Men' on that list anywhere...:P

Spiky Zora Jones said...

hi sweets. I love it...it's true, all of it.

And the answer is...yes, he is wrong. He is always wrong.

thanks for the laughs honey. I'm sharingthese jokes with my linch buddies. hehehe.
Ciao.

Connie said...

I used to eat bean sprouts on sandwiches but I stopped because to me it was like eating grass.

Salute said...

Very funny, its a woman thang.

lettuce said...

ha.

5 and 8 esp. made me smile

Akelamalu said...

Oh men are easy G-man! ;)

They are Spiky, they are! :)

I love bean sprouts in stir fries Connie, I've never tried them in sandwiches.

Yes it's a woman thang Salute :)

Oh yes Lettie there are so many different shades aren't there? ;)

maryt/theteach said...

Akalamalu, you deserve an award for these jokes! Hilarious! And yes he's wrong! :)

Akelamalu said...

I'm so glad they made you laugh Teach :)

CrAzY Working Mom said...

*LOL* So perfect! Every one of these are just spot on. :)

Thanks for the smiles. I think I almost broke my neck shaking my head in agreement with these.

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