Someone emails this to me and it's so true I just had to share it...
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for same style shoes in different colours.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1. OTHER WOMEN!
A lady sees her doctor, says,"doctor l have this problem, every time l go to the loo l seem to pass coins, 5p,10p and 20ps",----so the doctor examines her, ----she says, ls it serious"?,----the doctor says," no its not serious, it appears that you're going through the change"
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him-is he still wrong????
30 comments:
ROFLMAO. This so made my day. It's all true but the last one. He's always right LOL well done
The only one of those I understand is about the fat clothes, sooooooooooo I guess that makes me weird LOL
Hilarious! The last one is classic- of course he's still wrong!! x
I don't understand a word of this post...
Don't be silly Thom, how can a man possibly be right? ;)
The only one I couldn't understand was the one about the car trip Debs - I only do car trips that are absolutely necessary! LOL
I agree Daisy! :)
Well of course you didn't Dumdam you're a man! LOL
Good morning, good day and thanks for a good laugh :)
i can always tell you what a cat is thinking! (and who could prove me wrong? ha ha)
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
This is hilarious! I am sure that men do not get some of these.
Very funny "truths."
Um, Thom, did you want to re-think your answer?
Of course he is ...
Love these .. especially the cutting your hair to make it grow .. that constantly confounds Husband (who sadly cant get his to grow)
OMG, Akelamalu...I'm sitting here LAUGHING my ass off!!!
This is brilliant!
I've got to remember the one about the coins to share at work today. They'll gonna love it!
Thanks for the wonderful laugh, dear lady. Enjoyed it!!
P.S. seems like you and are on the same wave-length today!
X
All great humour! I woman I know once said; "If a woman doesn't bitch once a day, she will explode...
I can read hamsters' facial expressions
but no I do not understand buying clothes/shoes/anything in the same colours especially. I used to know a young lady from university who was determined to get herself a Compulsive Shopping habit. But her entire wardrobe was in navy navy blue and a certain shade of green!!
i totally get the shoe thing! And the cats...not sure I really understand other women though!
oh my how funny ;o) im posting this on my facebook!
"If a woman doesn't bitch once a day, she will explode...
and men avoid exploding by farting. It's their own pressure relief valve.
Given the last question this might be the wrong day to visit. I know my wife believes the second one.
Very funny! Loved the humour! Am visiting on recommendation from David McMahon. Very glad I stopped by, enjoyed the post. I asked David a question earlier and he suggested I contact you. I am in the middle of posting a serialised play and would like to have music to highlight it. You have sound on your side panel. Is it possible to download your own MP3 files onto the vehicle you have? I am realliy looking for an audio player so I can download any music, or speech or anything I want. Something I can switch on and off! Any ideas? And if you have a suggestion how could I download it to appear on my side panel?
Best wishes Eddie
Fat clothes. So true!!!!
LOL
You are one of my best Gal Pals!
Aloha from Mama Pacific, Dear
You're welcome Lu, happy to make you smile. :)
LOL quite Bee!
I'm sure they don't Pam! ;)
They are funny and they are true Nessa :)
I've never been able to understand the logic behind that but strangely it works Daryl!
I hope your colleagues enjoyed the joke Ron xx
I think that is true for some woment Buff but not for me of course I never bitch. ((wink))
I'm sure you can read your hamster's facial expressions Gleds you love them!
Yes I know what you mean about other women CG there are some I just can't fathom too!
I'm happy it made you smile Emmie x
LOL that's so funny and so true Anndi! :)
Your wife's right Dr. John! (wink)
I'll email you Eddie not sure I can help you though m'dear.
Yes fat clothes - definitely true Golublog!
And you're one of mine Cloudia xx
Funny, I don't see 'Men' on that list anywhere...:P
hi sweets. I love it...it's true, all of it.
And the answer is...yes, he is wrong. He is always wrong.
thanks for the laughs honey. I'm sharingthese jokes with my linch buddies. hehehe.
Ciao.
I used to eat bean sprouts on sandwiches but I stopped because to me it was like eating grass.
Very funny, its a woman thang.
ha.
5 and 8 esp. made me smile
Oh men are easy G-man! ;)
They are Spiky, they are! :)
I love bean sprouts in stir fries Connie, I've never tried them in sandwiches.
Yes it's a woman thang Salute :)
Oh yes Lettie there are so many different shades aren't there? ;)
Akalamalu, you deserve an award for these jokes! Hilarious! And yes he's wrong! :)
I'm so glad they made you laugh Teach :)
*LOL* So perfect! Every one of these are just spot on. :)
Thanks for the smiles. I think I almost broke my neck shaking my head in agreement with these.
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