Someone emails this to me and it's so true I just had to share it...
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for same style shoes in different colours.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1. OTHER WOMEN!
A lady sees her doctor, says,"doctor l have this problem, every time l go to the loo l seem to pass coins, 5p,10p and 20ps",----so the doctor examines her, ----she says, ls it serious"?,----the doctor says," no its not serious, it appears that you're going through the change"
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him-is he still wrong????