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Monday, 16 June 2008

My Resimay......

To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.?



I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.?



I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.



My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.



Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



Sinseerly,BRYAN nikname Beefy



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.?







Look at piccy then scroll down







Employer's response:...



Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,



It's OK honey, we've got spell check.?



See you Monday

41 comments:

ciara said...

lmfreakinao i actually know a few peeps who spell like that and they don't look like beefy...errr bryan.

Ernest de Cugnac said...

Ha ha. Reminds me of the following:

Dowager interviewing someone for post of chauffeur. "Now I do like a healthy young man, show me your calves please". He does so. "Yes, well, they are nicely formed. Show me your thighs please". He does so. "Yes, that's very satisfactory. Good, now I'd like to see your testimonials". At that point the young man revealed his ignorance - but he got the job.

girl with the mask said...

Mmmmm... nice start to the morning!

buffalodickdy said...

It happens every day.... You gotta use what you got to get what you want!

Marjolein said...

I wish my job had a view like that!

GEWELS said...

Always get a laugh from you Akela!

Dianne said...

Please forward that resume on to me if you're not hiring!!

Mike Golch said...

Oh my god I was laughing my a$$ off when I read this one! Thanks.
Also I really dig your play list.
I'm gonna have to go and find the nightshift and add it to my play list and find the video for it as well.that way I can post it on my wordpress site.

Mike Golch said...

I have a big bear hug on my Rambling stuff that I think that you might like to have come on ever and snag it for your self.Mike

Akelamalu said...

I know a lot of people who spell like that Ciara - the kids at school! Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh I like that one Ernest LOL

Eye Candy GIM - show your mum!

You don't show your body off like that do you Buff???? Where do you live again?? ;)

Me too Marjolein!

I aim to please Gewels :)

Too late Dianne he's now my gardener!

Ah it's good that I made you laugh Mike and I'm pleased you like my playlist - Motown is my favourite music!

CG said...

Hubba hubba!!!!

Annelisa said...

Ah, thanks sweetie... I stopped by to say hello (into the world of the living for a while :-) ) and got a big grin and eye-candy in the bargain... nice!

Meant to stop by many a times, but am 'limbo' (as in 'empty space') dancing... will update soon on blog, but in meantime, big hugs to you, hun!

buffalodickdy said...

I enjoyed the Motown Sound on the blog today! Back when Detroit made great cars and great music!

Anndi said...

He can be my assistant!

Anndi said...

Oh.. and I too love the tunes!

Ron said...

Akelamalu....this post is BRILLIANT!!!

Holy cow...I was laughing my high-knee off!

Bravo!

bindhiya said...

LOL!

Hope you having a beautiful day..
((hugs))
bindi

Sandi McBride said...

Hysteria...it's catching, isn't it? LMAO
Sandi

Akelamalu said...

Mmmm quite CG! ;)

Annelisa my lovely - I missed you! xxx

They certainly made the BEST music Buff, glad you enjoyed it. :)

Get in the queue Anndi and I'm so pleased you like the music :)

You're so enthusiastic Ron you make me smile. xx

And a beautiful day to you to Bindi x

I think it is Sandi!

nitebyrd said...

OMG! I'd hire him in a NY minute, even if he couldn't spell, read or write!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Damn!

Suburbia said...

Ooooh that pic! Sod the spelling, in fact perhaps he'd like lessons?!!

Jennifer H said...

It's 112 here today, but I'll be damned if it didn't just get hotter!

Linda said...

Hell! I'd hire the guy and teach him how to spell - private lessons, too!

Akelamalu said...

I wouldn't give two hoots about his spelling either Nitebyrd!

What Nick?

There's a queue Suburbia ;)

He gave me a hot flush too Jennifer!

:Like I said Linda join the queue :)

la bellina mammina said...

He can be my houseboy ;-) Good one Akela!

Akelamalu said...

All your friends would be staying with you Bella! :)

storyteller said...

This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
Hugs and blessings,

storyteller said...

This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
Hugs and blessings,

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