I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.?
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.?
Look at piccy then scroll down
Employer's response:...
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.?
See you Monday
36 comments:
lmfreakinao i actually know a few peeps who spell like that and they don't look like beefy...errr bryan.
Ha ha. Reminds me of the following:
Dowager interviewing someone for post of chauffeur. "Now I do like a healthy young man, show me your calves please". He does so. "Yes, well, they are nicely formed. Show me your thighs please". He does so. "Yes, that's very satisfactory. Good, now I'd like to see your testimonials". At that point the young man revealed his ignorance - but he got the job.
Mmmmm... nice start to the morning!
It happens every day.... You gotta use what you got to get what you want!
I wish my job had a view like that!
Always get a laugh from you Akela!
Please forward that resume on to me if you're not hiring!!
Oh my god I was laughing my a$$ off when I read this one! Thanks.
Also I really dig your play list.
I'm gonna have to go and find the nightshift and add it to my play list and find the video for it as well.that way I can post it on my wordpress site.
I have a big bear hug on my Rambling stuff that I think that you might like to have come on ever and snag it for your self.Mike
I know a lot of people who spell like that Ciara - the kids at school! Glad you enjoyed it.
Oh I like that one Ernest LOL
Eye Candy GIM - show your mum!
You don't show your body off like that do you Buff???? Where do you live again?? ;)
Me too Marjolein!
I aim to please Gewels :)
Too late Dianne he's now my gardener!
Ah it's good that I made you laugh Mike and I'm pleased you like my playlist - Motown is my favourite music!
Hubba hubba!!!!
Ah, thanks sweetie... I stopped by to say hello (into the world of the living for a while :-) ) and got a big grin and eye-candy in the bargain... nice!
Meant to stop by many a times, but am 'limbo' (as in 'empty space') dancing... will update soon on blog, but in meantime, big hugs to you, hun!
I enjoyed the Motown Sound on the blog today! Back when Detroit made great cars and great music!
He can be my assistant!
Oh.. and I too love the tunes!
Akelamalu....this post is BRILLIANT!!!
Holy cow...I was laughing my high-knee off!
Bravo!
LOL!
Hope you having a beautiful day..
((hugs))
bindi
Hysteria...it's catching, isn't it? LMAO
Sandi
Mmmm quite CG! ;)
Annelisa my lovely - I missed you! xxx
They certainly made the BEST music Buff, glad you enjoyed it. :)
Get in the queue Anndi and I'm so pleased you like the music :)
You're so enthusiastic Ron you make me smile. xx
And a beautiful day to you to Bindi x
I think it is Sandi!
OMG! I'd hire him in a NY minute, even if he couldn't spell, read or write!
Ooooh that pic! Sod the spelling, in fact perhaps he'd like lessons?!!
It's 112 here today, but I'll be damned if it didn't just get hotter!
Hell! I'd hire the guy and teach him how to spell - private lessons, too!
I wouldn't give two hoots about his spelling either Nitebyrd!
What Nick?
There's a queue Suburbia ;)
He gave me a hot flush too Jennifer!
:Like I said Linda join the queue :)
He can be my houseboy ;-) Good one Akela!
All your friends would be staying with you Bella! :)
This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
Hugs and blessings,
This reminded me of reading my 8th grader’s work as I read … and when I got to the photo (and the ending) I cracked up! This is FUNNEEEEE!
Hugs and blessings,
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