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Wednesday, 18 July 2012

The value of a 2H pencil....



Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.  One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.



 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' 


When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.


'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..



A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior? 


But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.


'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.


And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.


The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'


Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
 



The nun fainted

15 comments:

MorningAJ said...

Anything softer than a 2H would have broken before that, of course! :)

Beach Bum said...

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'



LOL!!!!

My wife said the same thing to me while giving birth to our son.

Valerie said...

Well you would, wouldn't you LOLOL. What a hoot. I didn't expect that ending.

Akelamalu said...

Of course it would AJ :)

I think I said that to my hubby after the birth of our second child Beach LOL

Yes indeedy Valerie :)

CrystalChick said...

HAHAHA!!! Gotta love a dirty little Johnny joke!

Daryl Edelstein said...

SNORT .. I am amazed .. never heard this version before .. going to share it

Banker Chick said...

I did not see that coming, what a hoot!

Ron said...

"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG...I just spewed a mouthful of coffee! That was HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks for the great morning laugh, m'dear!

X

Akelamalu said...

They're the best aren't they CrystalChick? LOL

Glad you liked it Daryl

I thought so too BankerChick

Always happy to make you smile Ron x

Mama Zen said...

How funny!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh that's a knee slapper!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoox

Akelamalu said...

I thought so too ;)

Isn't it Bee? LOL

Gledwood said...

;-)

Secret Agent Woman said...

Bwahahaha!

Lorraine said...

laughing aloud after that. Very funny and as an ex convent school girl... :) x