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Wednesday, 25 July 2012

The Barber......


Apologies to Daryl, AJ and Ron as you couldn't see the original post I put up (Why Teachers Drink), not sure why but hope this will make you smile instead.

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
      The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
      The guy left.
     
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
      The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
      The guy left.
     
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
      The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
      The guy left.
     
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes.
      He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
     
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
      The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
    
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"







20 comments:

Daryl Edelstein said...

I think something is wrong with your photos .. they arent there!

Akelamalu said...

Really Daryl? They're showing up on mine. #(

MorningAJ said...

I can't see them either :(

Ron said...

Yes, I can't see them either, m'dear.

I'll stop back later today to see if they show up, okay?

X

David Petro said...

No photos here also. I do love the barber story.

A Lady's Life said...

No photos here on my blog. Is there one here?
Thats a funny joke lol

Mimi Lenox said...

That was funny. And yet it was not. ha!

Gledwood said...

O!

Beach Bum said...

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

LOL!!!!!

Now that was funny!

cloudia charters said...

HAW HAW!


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Valerie said...

What photographs?

Had to laugh at the barber joke... still am, as a matter of fact. Got to pass this one on.

I see you have been plagued by BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN spam comment - I just deleted mine.

MorningAJ said...

Oh that's great! I bet he wished he never asked. :)

CrystalChick said...

Uh oh! LOL

Banker Chick said...

The barber should have checked it out sooner. Did I miss pictures???

Daryl Edelstein said...

thanks! I had a problem this morning apparently as well ... mine's all fixed now!

Melanie said...

DOH! Guess that is one good reason for prompt customer service!! LOL!

Maggie May said...

Oh dear....... That'll teach him!
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Mama Zen said...

That is really funny!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh VERY funny!!!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoo

Lorraine said...

That's lovely - clever man. Still laughing now.