Friday, 1 October 2010

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 135 Bounty.......

Unaware he was watching as she dug the hole to bury her bounty.

She filled in the hole, raking earth over the top, trying to make it look as though it hadn’t been disturbed.

He waited, until all was quiet, before retrieving the bounty.

“That bloody squirrel’s dug up my spring bulbs again!” she cried.

This is not fiction the bloody squirrel got MY Spring bulbs the day after I put them in!

Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.


A Daft Scots Lass said...

Fucking squirrel!

Dumdad said...


Valerie said...

Nice one... you can always trust the squirre; to find the bounty.

tony said...

Treasure Doesnt Stay Buried Long!

evalinn said...

Like the deer here, they´re cute to look at but they can be such trouble!

clean and crazy said...

my squirrel was bolder then that, he would eat tomatoes right off the vine and my melons too!! just leave them right there to show me his handy work... then sit on top of my shed and smile at me.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

too funny! and that always happened to me in podunk!

smiles, bee

anthonynorth said...

That was great fun. Enjoyed it.

Shrinky said...

Hahaha, too funny! You sucked me right in, that was the last thing I expected.

Daryl said...

I empathize .. squirrels dug up the marigolds in my window box!

Maggie May said...

A true story then...... not fiction! LOL!
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Linda said...

So this is Fact Fiction Friday then!

And here I was expecting another dead body from you!

Brian Miller said...

oh so sorry for you...usually i like squirrels but for today i will give the ones in my yard the stink eye just for you...smiles. nice 55.

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious Pearl! lol!

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAH I sure didn't see that one coming LOL Sorry it happened besides just on your blog. Damn turds. LOL Great 55. Have a wonderful weekend :)

Quilly said...

Those squirrels are sneaky. This Spring I had Robins in my garden eating all the seed.

cheshire wife said...

Amazing that the sqirrel could find your bulbs buy forgets where it has buried its' acorns.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

akelamalu: Oh squirrels, not only are they nuts, they are dim bulbs too. hehehe

loved it babe. hehehe

have a great weekend honey.

Ron said...


OMG, when I got to that last line...

"This is not fiction the bloody squirrel got MY Spring bulbs the day after I put them in!"

...I howled!

DAMN those critter squirrels!!!

Another brilliant 55 Flash Friday, m'dear!


Have a wonderful weekend!


moondustwriter said...

I love real life 55s

This was so well don't to the end

Have a great weekend

moon smiles

KB said...

LOL. Love the ending. Didn't do a 55 this week but enjoyed reading yours.

richies said...

Great autobiographical story :)

An Arkies Musings

Dianne said...

I was picturing people and treasure until the end
not that spring bulbs aren't treasures
well done as always

Akelamalu said...

You got it Scots Lass!

Oops wasn't what I said when I discovered what it had done Dumdad ;)

Yep they always find the bounty Valerie!

No, it doesn't Tony ;)

They can be a damn nuisance at times Evalinn!

LOL you're squirrel is a cheeky little blighter Clean&Crazy LOL

It's so annoying isn't it Bee?

I'm glad you enjoyed it Anthony

Ah, the twist worked Shrinky :)

The little buggers Daryl!

Yep a true story this week Maggie

No dead bodies this week Linda. I hope you're not disappointed.

Thanks Brian x

Cheers Denise

Yeah I'm sure it happens to lots of people Thom.

I suppose squirrels and robins have to find their food where they can Quilly

Yes, that's always puzzled me too Cheshire Wife!

LOL you're right there Spiky

So pleased you liked it Ron x

Fact Fiction makes a nice change occasionally moondustwriter ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed it KB :)

Cheers Richies :)

Ah the twist worked for you too Dianne :)

Travis Cody said...

I've said it before, but it bears are so good at the twist!

nitebyrd said...

Love it! LOL You definitely can produce a great surprise!

secret agent woman said...

Ha! I know that squirrel!