The Great Imagination Award #4
This award is unique to whoever wins it and cannot be passed on, and you can't sell it on Ebay either! LOL
You will remember on my Saturday Wordzzle #85 I invited readers to say what Arthur didn't know about Fluffy Bunny in my Mini Wordzzle, and those that used their imaginations came up with some absolutely fabulous entries.
All the entries made me laugh and surpassed anything I could have written. I would like to give the award to all of you, but then the spirit of competition would be lost wouldn't it? So, I want everyone who reads them to vote in the comments who's they like the best and the winner will get the award. Of course if two or more people get the same number of votes then each of them will get the award.
Here are the entries:
quilly said...
Art's wholesome, model wife whom he calls Fluffy Bunny actuially used to be a Playboy Bunny, but on her 26th birthday, she had too much to drink and told Heffy he was a lousy lover. He tossed her out on her ear and made sure she would never work in modeling or showbiz again.Several months later, almost destitute, Sandy stumbled into a church and met Jesus. She cleaned up her life and with the help of the congregation got a good paying job and went to college, where she met her husband and fell madly in love.
Thom said...
My entry:Fluffy Bunny is a sheep in wolfs clothing!
Nessa said...
Arthur doesn't know that Fluffy Bunny is a code name for history's all time best spy. Able to insinuate herself into any situation because she looks so sweet and innocent, Fluffy Bunny has been able to prevent the worst disasters from happening.
Dr.John said...
We know she is really a wer-bunny shapeshifter. When he leaves she turns back to a rabbit and eats carrots. He should have noticed their carrot bill going through the roof. But like most husbands he is not very observant . He is happy as long as his overalls are crisp and clean.
Linda said...
Fluffy Bunny is actually running a discreet escort service but as long as she continues to make his lunch and ensure that his overalls are crisp and clean, Arthur is a happy man and has no clue as to what is going on in his house when he's away.
Susan at Stony River said...
I'd say Arthur's wife makes such great gourmet lunches and can afford to get his overalls professionally cleaned, because she's leading a secret life as an author of lesbian bondage erotica, under the pseudonym Bunny McFluffles.
Reston Friends! said...
Fluffy Bunny is a dream weaver. Purveyor of an ancient art that involves all natural fibers including cotton, spider silk, and those little things Dumbledore pulls out of his head when he's putting memories into the basin. Bunny's job is to incorporate them into fabulous textiles that hang on the walls of a special art gallery so that the dreams and the stories in them are kept through time. When enough time has passed, they vanish overnight. But the dragons know where they are because they are prescient and have lived so much longer than us. The guardian who opens and closes the portal to move the art is a timeless being, who in his most previous existence, was known as Bartholomew Arnold.
Raven said...
Fluffy Bunny has a secret life as the star of an up and coming punk rock band which coordinates it's hours to coordinate with her husband's work schedule. Her band name is Demon Hawk. She hires someone to do the cleaning and laundry.
Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...
fluffy bunny is a cake baker, the best in the world and her cakes bring in top dollar. smiles,
Fandango said...
Fluffy bunny hasn't told him that just like a rabbit she is pregnant with triplets.
Shrinky said...
Fluffy bunny is totally obsessed by him, in fact she started out as his stalker. He thinks his first wife ran off with the blind, lesbian dwarf juggler living next door, but in reality, Fluffy Bunny ambushed her when she pretended to be a door-to-door starched apron sales-woman. She rolled her in an industrial starched overall and fed her pork luncheon meat until she burst. Sadly, the poor midget, hearing the commotion, drowned in the explosion when she came over to investigate. Both are pushing beautiful daisies up beneath the patio.Arthur can't believe how well his life has gone since his second marriage, anyone who worries him simply disappears.
Argent said...
What does she get up to when he's not around? Having an affair? No, too obvious. Maybe she actually is a were-bunny and turns into her rabbit form while he's out. Drat! Just read that DrJohn had the same idea! Note to self: read comments before commenting.Maybe she's got a bizzare rabbit fetish and wraps herself up in their freshly flayed skins, then films herself, making tons of wonga on the internet.
So, who gets the award? It's up to you -vote now!
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22 comments:
I vote for Shrinky! And I enjoyed your post very much. Can't believe I'm the first to comment.
I vote for Fandango :) They are all good :)
I vote for Fandango! That one made me laugh out loud!
I'm voting for Fandango too.
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Nessa!
Buckminster Fuller? If he was so smart, why aren't we living in Geodesic Domes? :) That is the stupidest, most glib quote I think I've ever read! We will have wars, until mankind is destroyed, or evolves beyond the need for them.
i think they are all winners!
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Thanks for all the votes.
Besides not liking the quote Buff you didn't say what you thought of the entries to the competition, which was the main point of this post. :(
LOL x 12...!!
Holy Hard to Make Up My Mind. And I never have that problem.
Shrinky's made me howl, though, so I'll throw in my vote for the story that features stalkers, the blind, lesbian dwarf juggler living next door, and a door-to-door starched apron sales-woman.
I'm going to have to go with Nessa's as I can so see Fluffy Bunny being part of the whole James Bond mystique!
There were some great answers in there, though! You have some very creative commenters!
I will vote for Fandango!
Very FUNNY!
Congrats to all the entries, because they were all so creative!
Can't wait to hear the outcome!
Have a great day, m'dear!
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I'm going with Fandango as well. All creative and funny though!
Blogblast for PEACE!!! Awesome.
I vote for Quilly.
ha...shrinky has my vote.
honey this is fun...thanks
later sweets.
Susan at Stony River!
I vote for Quilly.
I can't choose!
Aloha, Dear
Comfort Spiral
I can't vote on subjects I feel unqualified to have an opinion on.. I live in a nation where people do that every day, much to my dismay..
Thanks for the latest votes or not in Buff's case.
I find it hard to believe you can't give your opinion on which piece of writing you find more appealing Buff? It's a bit of fun and it has nothing to do with the Peace Globe reminder and the quote I posted. :)
Nessa!!
Short and to the point! Fandango.
wow! they are all good entries.. can i vote for everyone :)
hope you having a beautiful day/ night.
i saw the nursery rhymes ... am a winner too.. wooooo hoooooo am going to post.
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi
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