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Friday, 23 October 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 93 Bright New Future





Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.


Bright New Future





New Knee

New Hip

New Liver

New Kidneys

New Heart

Pick them up at Walmart

or grow your own.......Arms, Legs, Teeth, Brain?

The future is -

Replace all your worn out parts and live to 100 years old.

What's the point?

The way things are going the Government would make you work until you're 90!




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Dona Nobis Pacem

Latin for "Grant Us Peace".




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John Lennon:
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37 comments:

Thom said...

Very clever and well said. It's so true. Have a great Friday my friend :)

quilly said...

Only 100? Pft, why bother? If I'm going through all that pain and anti-rejection meds and the like, I want an EXTRA hundred!

Nessa said...

Buying body parts at Walmart. I love it.

Flash 55 - Home of Our Own

Gledwood said...

I'm donating my body to medical science (not organ donation, I mean I want to lie on a slab and be scalpelled up by med students ~ organ transplanters wouldn't take me bc of my drug history...)

I just have to write in to some Central London hospital and fill out some incredibly complicated forms... then we're all set to go.

Failing that I always wanted to be turned into a skeleton string puppet. Children can put 50p in a slot, Spice Girls tunes will blare out and I'll start to dance!

James Goodman said...

That is a scary picture of the future, AK. Nicely done. :D

Jayme Malvagio said...

Hmmm... Buying organs at Walmart, I can't wait to see those checkout lines. :)

I've posted a 55 as well...

Susan at Stony River said...

I laughed at Walmart, then wanted to cry at the government bit, because it's so TRUE.

Great 55!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i think i have all the worn out parts right here! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

buffalodick said...

It's not how long you live, it's how well you lived...

Ron said...

HA!

And you know what?

You're absolutely right!

So, I better get over to Walmart. I hear they're having a two for one on liver.

HAHAHAHAHHA!

Great one, m'dear!

As usual!

Have a great weekend!
X

Daryl said...

As always you are a wordsmith extraordinaire!

Dumdad said...

Brave new world, indeed!

Mama Zen said...

You are so right about this!

Excellent 55!

Brian Miller said...

oh, a 55 with a sting to it. we may need our parts at this pace. hope you have a great weekend!

mine is up!

Chef Kar said...

Too true.


Mine is up as well.

Friday Flash 55 ~ Drifting.

Enjoy your weekend,

Chef Kar

Dianne said...

could I get some of those parts now? ;)

good one Lady

anthonynorth said...

Yep, retirement is getting further and further away.

cheshire wife said...

Just think of all the sick leave that you will need for the transplants! There won't be time to work.

secret agent woman said...

Blog blast time already? I better get on the stick.

Akelamalu said...

Thankyou Thom, I hope you have a great weekend too m'dear. x

Oh you're a glutton for punishment Quilly LOL

I can see it coming Nessa!:0

My Dad has donated his body to medical science Gleds. How about being plasticised - you know like in the 'Body Works' Exhibitions? You'd be immortal!

Isn't it just James? :0

Everyone will have to take a coolbag with them Jayme!

Yep you can see it coming can't you Susan?

LOL you're not worn out yet Bee x

That's true Buff :)

"Two for one on liver" - LOL you're a card Ron.

Why thankyou Daryl, you're too kind. xx

Yes indeed Dumdad :(

Thanks Mama Zen

Cheers Brian

Unfortunately yes ChefKar :(

Of course Dianne you know I've already got one! LOL

It certainly is Anthony. :(

I never thought of that Cheshire Wife!

Yes it's blogblast time again SAW.

Dr.John said...

All that new stuff and we remain the same old sinners.
Great 55

Fandango said...

We dragons live to five or six hundred years old or more and we like it.

Fandango said...

Forgot to thank you for your comment on our blog.
Thank you.

Cloudia said...

you are a dear & good egg!


Aloha, Friend!


Comfort Spiral

G-Man said...

And they will all be from China!
Excellent 55 Ake...
You Rock The Empire!!!
(And most of the Shetlands as well)
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End...G

Akelamalu said...

Ah yes Dr. John, no new souls available!

600 years old? Do you get wrinkled Fandango? ;)

Thankyou Cloudia x

Probably G-man!

ann said...

do they do bogof? LOL

i'm more interested in removal not replacement - e.g. tummy, thighs, bottom, a face lift whilst they're at it - do they take coupons?????

great 55 - not sure i'd want to live to 100 tho'

Mona said...

Who would want to buy them at Walmart? I would want designer parts!

Akelamalu said...

LOL that's a great idea Ann - bogoffs and coupons!

Of course I would too Mona! :)

Travis said...

I only want to live as long as my money lasts.

And thanks for the peace promo!

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