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Monday, 12 October 2009

Male or Female.......

Some useful information I received by email......

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

32 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...Sponges: Retain water LOL. I just cracked up over that one and egg timers because all the weight shifts to the bottom. The best my dear sweet friend is the remote...LOL..Doesn't know which buttons to push but keeps trying. OMG...how true is that LOL...very clever and very funny. Have a great week my dear sweet friend :) xoxoxox

Dumdad said...

The remote control: We men know exactly which buttons to press but can't always be bothered! (Only joking before the wrath of female bloggers befall me!)

Elaine said...

Haha! Like this!

tony said...

I Keep Losing My Remote!:)

buffalodick said...

These crack me up! Funny, and pretty much on the money!

Finding Pam said...

Akelamula, I forgot to say in the previous post tht you look marvelous.

This made me laugh histerically because they are all spot on.
I loved the remote control. tee hee

Anndi said...

I've always called the remote a "manwand"... hmmm...

Cheffie-Mom said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL -- I just choked on my coffee!!

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh no---these are CRAZY TRUE! I'm going to look around seeing things a whole new way today. LOL

Daryl said...

Too funny ...

Ron said...

Bwhahahahahahahha!

HYSTERICAL!!

OMG...these were all brilliant!

Freezer Bag and Web Pages were my FAVS!

Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOO much for this great Monday laugh!

Enjoy your day, m'dear!

X

Maggie May said...

Very, very funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Akelamalu said...

I'm so pleased you got a good laugh from these Thom, they really made me chuckle too. LOL

You're skating on thin ice there Dumdad - I hope the Frog Queen doesn't see that! LOL

Glad you liked it Laney and I hope you're feeling better hon.x

Mmmmmm as long as you're not losing your mind Tony LOL

Good to hear you got a good laugh out of them Buff :)

Aw thankyou Pam and I'm happy you got a good laugh out of these.

That's a great name for the remote Anndi!

I'll take it you enjoyed them Cheffie Mom LOL

That's what I thought when I saw them too Susan :)

Yes they are Daryl :)

I think those are my favourites too Ron, glad you enjoyed them m'dear. x

You're welcome Maggie :)

Julia Smith said...

LOL!! The photocopier, egg timer and remote control are my favorites!

Misty Dawn said...

I got this in an e-mail before, but it still absolutely cracks me up every time I read it!

storyteller at Small Reflections said...

LOL ... thanks for the chuckles. Reading this makes me think I should read rather than dump the email that comes my way ... almost. Hope all's well with you and yours ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Dr.John said...

I really enjoyed those.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh, that's good to know! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxx

secret agent woman said...

Ha - the remote - men always are certain they know which buttons to push but women will tell you otherwise.

MarmiteToasty said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA spot on.......

manbitchslapping Dumdad for his comment LOL

x

Shrinky said...

Oh, I love all of these - and there is never a word truer than said in jest! (Still grinning)

Linda said...

I'm such an egg-timer - sigh!

Akelamalu said...

Oh don't mention the egg timer Julia! :0


It's timeless isn't it Misty? :)


I know what you mean Storyteller - there are some gems in all those emails sometimes!

I'm so pleased you enjoyed them Dr John :)

Yes it is Bee:)

Quite SAW! LOL

Go get him Marmie! LOL

You're so right Shrinky :)

You and me both Linda!

Smalltown RN said...

Oh those are all to funny.....I like the tyre(tire) and balding...

Oh it's always so much fun to come and pay you a visit...

cheers

Lulda Casadaga said...

Too funny...great way to cheer up my Tuesday! thanks :)

Cloudia said...

LOL!

Aloha, Friend

Comfort Spiral

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ahahaha...I like hot air baloons...so true. so true. And trains...hehehe. I love em...

and pssst...I'm thinking I'm a sponge at times. hehehe.

I love these...xxx

later honey.

Mama Zen said...

The hot air balloon one absolutely cracked me up!

GEWELS said...

Where DO you come up with these things? Too funny and sadly true. lol.
Miss you!!!!!
xoxoxo

Akelamalu said...

You've been away too long Smalltown RN! Nice to see you back:)

I'm happy to cheer you Lulda :)

Glad it made you laugh Cloudiax

I'm definitely a sponge too Spiky :)

Because it's true Mama Zen! LOL

People send them to me Gewels! Miss you too. x

Travis said...

My response to this whenever it comes around is often HARUMPH!

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