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Friday, 29 May 2009

Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 77 Secret Lover



No-one knew about Mandy, he didn't want them to.

She was his secret lover, never to be shared.

Beautiful, uncomplaining, accommodating, she was just perfect.

He'd met her whilst pouring over a catalogue in the sex shop.




It was love at first sight.

Mandy may be a blow-up doll, but she's all mine he thought!






Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.
I'm out on a jaunt today so I'll catch up with you all over the weekend - have a good one!  

28 comments:

MomsJournal said...

She's a real doll. LOL Great 55. ;-)

anthonynorth said...

We can sometimes have an inflated opinion of such things, but nicely done :-)

Thom said...

You are so clever, if if she is a blow up doll. Barbie should have it soo good :) Excellent 55

citizen of the world said...

That may be the creepiest looking doll I've ever seen.

Have fun jaunting.

Dr.John said...

Great 55. I have come to expect the unexpected from your 55's. Today was no disappointment.

Hootin' Anni said...

LOL...with Anthony's comment. I spewed O J on my keyboard just now.

Dare I say "I loved this" 55? It IS great. But not in the way he loved Mandy, of course.


Come on over. Scroll down below my Show n Tell or use the link provided at the beginning of my Friday Blog to read my 55. Have a great weekend.

Fandango said...

Now you have to rate your blog XXX. Shame on you. What if one of our tiny little dragons were to read this.
But as a 55 it is very good.

ours is posted.

Lu' said...

I knew she was going to be an inanimate object but... Good one Ake' good one. Have a great weekend.

Daryl said...

Oh I love this, funny and naughty .. so veddy British!

Alice Audrey said...

She's a real doll all right. Glad my man wants more from me than that.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

podunk does not have a sex shop. i wonder why? ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ron said...

bwhahahahahahahahah!

YOU-ARE-BRILLIANT!!!!

And as you alread know my sense of humor....you know that I SOOOO enjoyed this!!!

BRAVA!

Have a great jaunt!

X

Dumdad said...

Mandy loved her man until his bicycle pump broke.....

Nessa said...

Men and their toys.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Great one! And great comments, too!!!

Pat said...

The punny comments topped off a comical 55, thanks for the smiles.

buffalodick said...

Inflatable? One prick and she'd be gone... Tell me I just didn't say that.... :)

MarmiteToasty said...

Buff YOU SAID IT lol.....

Do those blow up dolls come with a puncture repair kit?

Great 55 as usual...

x

G-Man said...

Those dolls always have that look of suprise don't they?
Excellent 55 Ake...
Have a Great Week-End...G

Cloudia said...

Aloha, "Doll"

Akelamalu said...

Her mouth's a bit scary don't you think Mom'sJournal? ;)

Yes indeedy Anthony! ;)

Thanks Thom :)

There were more even creepier Citizen! :0

I'm pleased I didn't disappoint you Dr. John :)

Oh thankyou Anni I'm so glad you liked it. :)

Oh I apologise Fandango I hope the little ones don't see this one I would hate to upset them. :( Glad you like it though. :)

I'm glad you liked it Lu even if the ending wasn't a surprise. :)

I can be naughty Daryl and us Brits do have a strange sense of humour sometimes. :)

I think it has to be a very desperate man who would settle for a blow up doll Alice Audrey don't you? ;)

I wonder why Podunk doesn't have a sex shop too Bee! ;)

Happy to make you smile Ron. xx

*Snort* you do make me laugh DumdadPrecisely Nessa :)


Some of the comments are better than my 55 RLL! LOL


I so agree with you Pat! :)



Buff I almost choked laughing at your comment - you did say it!!! I won't tell Mrs Buff honestly. :)


You know Marmie I've wondered that too!


Mmmmm they do G-man, I wonder why??? ;)


LOL Cloudia

A Lady's Life said...

eee gads lol :)

Mona said...

Lol! That was hilarious! :D

Akelamalu said...

You sound shocked Lady's Life :0

I'm pleased you enjoyed it Mona x

San said...

HILARIOUS.

Did you see the movie "Lars and the Real Girl"? It's wonderful.

Akelamalu said...

I've not seen that movie San is that about a blow up doll as well? :)

MomsJournal said...

Yes it is a bit scary and she went a little heavy on the make up too. :P

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