Wednesday, 2 January 2008

Never argue with a woman......

Someone emailed me this and I thought it was so funny I have to share it.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


Dumdad said...

Good one!

Dan's Fi-ver said...

If she was reading it would have taken the fella six attempt to get an answer in the first place...even then it would have been accompanied by a Paddington Bear stare!


The Rotten Correspondent said...

Good one! Reading women are a force to be reckoned with!

Love the music playlist, by the way, where you can pick your song. I love Maria Muldaur.

CG said...

Cracking story!! Thanks for your comment on my blog {{HUGS}}

Queenie said...

So true, thanks for the break, it was soooooo good to see you all. Now are you going to do the post about Wayne and that Turkish beauty????

Odat said...

ahahahaha!!! That was great!


Linda said...

Now that was darned funny! And true, very true!

Dave said...

Ain't THAT the truth! Besides, I gave arguing with my wife years ago. :-)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

smart lady!!!

smiles, bee

Tot's Mom said...

Haha! That was funny. And yes, never underestimate a woman who reads!

Travis said...

When faced with the moronic repetition of what "could" happen, turn the repetition back on the moron.


J Cosmo Newbery said...

Not only does she think but she thinks sneaky!

aCey said...


and nice new layout, akelamalu! i like the header!

Flowerpot said...

Brilliant! I love it! Thanks for brightening my mrning!

Anonymous said...

Reading women - is that women who read or women from Reading?

(tee hee!)

I went to school in Reading - did some reading as well - what does that make me?

You can see 2008 is beginning on a daft note for me!


buffalodickdy said...

I have always preferred intelligent women over mindless twits with large breasts, long legs, soft lips........ I'm sorry, what.. What the question again?
Just kidding- we have to talk to women alot longer than we have to do the "other"! I really do enjoy my time with intelligent women- like you!

Ali said...

Just Brilliant!

Akelamalu said...

I thought so too Dumdad :)

And to whom are you referring Dan? ;)

Quite Correspondent, glad you like the music. :)

You're welcome CGx

It was just fantastic to see you and Math too Queenie but I'm sad now you've gone! Ah the story - mmmmmmm maybe ((wink))

You liked it then Odat? :)

It was funny wasn't it Linda!

What a wise man you are Dave! ;)

Aren't we all Bee??? :)

Never underestimate any woman eh Tot's Mom? ;)

Definitely Travis!

Welcome to my home from home jcosmo newbery and don't you just love sneaky thinkers? :0

Thanks Acey the header is a reminder of a distant holiday!

My pleasure Flowerpot. x

I never thought of it like that Rosneath - could be either or both! :)

Oh Buffalo, you're such a smooth talkin' guy! xx

Hi Ali glad you like. x

Anonymous said...

LOL this really made me chuckle! Hope you are having a good week :o) {{HUGS}}

Casdok said...

Nice one!!

storyteller said...

Thanks for the laughter. I've seen this one before, but it was just as funny the 2nd time around.
Hugs and blessings,

Pauline said...

That's so funny and so true!

The very nice man said...

Never argue with a woman!! How true! I never do!!
Happy New Year!

Smalltown RN said...

Ha ha ha....I was trying to read this to my hubby and he stopped me midstream(no pun intended) and told me the punchline....go figure.....have a great day my friend....

CS said...

That one made me giggle - thanks!

Little Wing said...

Oh I loved it!!!!!
I will be posting a 55 flash on Friday.

Bankerchick said...

I love it! Happy New Year to you too!

Elween said...

haha, yes, men do not have this kinda "power" to say so otherwise people will think we are freaks!! :)

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee. Very funny. We women readers are a force to be reckoned with.

Akelamalu said...

Happy to make you smile Talj. :)

Thanks Casdok

I think it's probably doing the rounds at the moment Storyteller :)

Very wise Nice Man. Long time no see!

Well he's either heard it before or he's been there RB!

Giggles are free CS, glad you enjoyed it. :)

Thanks Little Wing, and I've just seen your 55 - it's great!

Cheers Bankerchick x

Don't mess with women Elween, it'll do you no good! ;)

We certainly are Jo! :)

Ron said...
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Ron said...

I've ALWAYS said that women are smarter than men!

(if men ONLY knew)


Hey...I just played around with your "music thingy" and I'm listening to "Midnight at the Oasis." OH.....SUCH WONDERFUL MEMORIES!!!

Thanks,'s always fun here!

Mr. Jetson

Akelamalu said...

Only a real man would admit that Ron! :)

Nice to hear you enjoyed playing around with my music 'thingy' ((wink))

MarmiteToasty said...

I think I will use that one when next a our village copper tells me to move me car cos I aint suppose to double park outside the bakery, to which I always say ' I aint PARKED Im still in the car and the engines running :) and me lads nipped in to get to danish pastries, would ya like one LOL.....


Akelamalu said...

He he I can just visualise it Marmie! :)

RUTH said...

LOL that's brilliant! Wishing you the best for 2008. Thanks for dropping by my blog so much....I'll try to visit when I can

Cindy said...

Good one!

Akelamalu said...

Oh Ruth it's so good to see you! Hope this means you are back online now? x

Thanks Cindy :)

crazy working mom said...

This is one of my favorites ever! :)

Thanks for the laugh.

Akelamalu said...

You're welcome Crazy Working Mom :)

Pig in the Kitchen said...


Akelamalu said...

You liked it then Pig? :)

GEWELS said...

That's great!
God help the man who falls for a reading woman.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Lots of comments ... lots of fun!
Hello, it's Speedy :)

As I was reading down your page, this one gave me a chuckle. I can picture this really happening!!!

Thanks for stopping by today, I'm glad you did because I enjoyed your blog. Your blogroll contains many people that I am unfamiliar with - I tend to run in a small "blogging area". It is always nice to meet someone new.

Happy week ... swing by anytime!

Eric "SpeedyCat"

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