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Sunday, 27 January 2008

My Point Exactly.......

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'



The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.


I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.


He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.


Now, what do you think of that ? asked the doctor.


The 86-year-old said , Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.


The doctor replied , My point exactly.


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Misty (My Dogs Keep Me Sane) said I cheer her up and to prove it she gave me this




Thanks Misty, I'm happy you're happy. x


But wait there's more. Ron at Vent gave me the same award too! He said



"every time I visit your blog, I smile at the JOY that comes from you, in your wit and passion at which you blog. Thank you!"



Thank you Ron you're a pal. Head over to Ron's place if you want cheering up - he's the best.


And there's more..........



I got another one of these from CG (The Compulsive Worrier)


You make my day CG! - you should check out her photos!



Now you know I love you all, and you all cheer me up and make my day everytime you comment here so, as there doesn't seem to be a rule about how many people I can pass them on to (not that I abide by all the rules anyway), I'd like everyone who comments on this post to take the awards for themselves for cheering me up. It's up to you whether or not you pass them on.

33 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

Great joke! I'll be re-telling it alot this coming week...

Linda said...

I wonder how long it took for the light to dawn for that guy? OHHH!!!

Very funny, thanks for the smiles today!

Flowerpot said...

well done Ak - another good one!

Dumdad said...

Ho, ho.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ha ha ha, good one!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxooxxo

Saddie said...

LOL. Now that was funny.

bindhiya said...

That is funny...thanks for the smile....here is another butterfly landing.... :)
love
bindhiya

Smalltown RN said...

I have heard of that joke..it is a good one...as for your awards...I couldn't think of anyone more deserving....cheers my friend...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

You cheer me up, too.

Little Wing said...

Oh that joke was hillarious!
Never heard it but so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent!!!!

Skittles said...

Funny stuff.

I've given you another award for your collection.

MarmiteToasty said...

LOL you and your jokes, your crazy woman lol

x

Queenie said...

Poor MWM having all those awards to dust!

Cindy said...

That was funny. Poor old guy...so deluded

Akelamalu said...

Hope you get a lot of laughs Buffalo :)

I dread to think Linda, happy to make you smile. x

Thanks Flowerpot x

Only a Ho Ho, not a Ho ho ho ho Dumdad :(

Glad you liked it Bee

Welcome Saddie, I'm glad you liked it.

You're welcome Bindi, and the more butterflies the better. :)

You're so kind RN thankyou x

I'm happy if I cheer you up Nick :)


I liked it too Little Wing :)


Oooh another one Skittles, thankyou. xx

Me, crazy Marmie? Look who's talking! xx

He's getting good at it now Queenie! ;)

The doc should have left him in ignorance shouldn't he Cindy, poor old soul.

Pauline said...

Funny! Congratulations on all your awards, how like you to generously share them with everyone!

CG said...

In my opinion, you deserve every award going !!!

Miss Understood said...

Great joke!

Ok...here's one for you....

An elderly lady hobbled into her doctor's surgery and asked for some viagra for her husband.

"Well, we have three strengths," the Doctor told her, "mild, medium and strong."

"I'll take the mild," the lady said.

The doctor, knowing the old guy was 86, said "are you sure you don't want anything stronger?"

"No...the mild will be fine," she said. "It's only to stop him pissing on his slippers."

Akelamalu said...

Thanks Pauline - I hope you took the awards. x

What a lovely thing to say CG - I'm blushing now. :0

LOL Miss U that was hilarious. I must go and tell MWM he'll love it. :)

Gledwood said...

Akela'! What a rude joke!
Hey NOBODY commented on my own one about the dead sinner in hell... can I ask you a not-trying-to-put-you-on-the-spot query for feedback... did you actually GET it? Was it badly written or something..?..
(well I dunno!!)
take care thanks for all your lovely comments
;->...

xx

Akelamalu said...

Ah Gleds I've read your joke now, I've heard it before but it's still funny! I don't know how I missed it before I must have been concentrating on the Lee & Perrins or maybe I subconciously bypassed it as it didn't go with the food content of the post too well. :)

Dave said...

That Joke... Too funny! Thanks for making me smile! :-)

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee for the joke. :D
And congrats on the awards. You deserve them all.

CS said...

Ha ha. The truth is tough.

I had one brief spammer epsode when I took off word verification, and then after I deleted them several times, they went away.

Anndi said...

LOL I love that joke LOL

Keep spreading the joy, you really do make us smile!

Misty Dawn said...

Ahahahahahaha - hehehehehehehehe - bwahahahahahaa - SEE you totally cheer me up!

Ron said...

Ok...I'm sitting here laughing my butt off about this joke!!!!

It took me a couple of seconds for it to register, but when it did...DAMN this is FUNNY!

two thumbs up on that, my friend.

And congrats on another award!!!!

I think you should get an award for having the MOST awards!

And the Oscar goes to....AKELAMALU!!!

sorrow11 said...

Wow!
thats some collection of awards!
most impressive!( said using my best Darth Vadar voice)
Congrates on the award!

The Rotten Correspondent said...

Can I say once again that you deserve every award that comes your way?

The joke made me laugh. Poor guy.

Akelamalu said...

Ah you're welcome Dave :)

Oh thanks Jo, and I'm glad you enjoyed the joke. :)

(Fingers crossed) I haven't had any more spammers cs but if I do WV will be straight back on!

Cheers Anndix

Keep laughing Misty xx

Oscar? OSCAR? There's Oscars being dished out Ron? Where? Let me at 'em!

Thank you very much Sorrow11 and welcome to my humble abode. :)

You're too kind RC, but I thank you. xx

Speedcat Hollydale said...

So ... is the beaver dead or alive???
Hugh Beamont says, "The Beaver will not keep a horse in the garage!! - or chickens"

Speedy watcher of old re-runs

Akelamalu said...

Dead! speedcat hollydale. Thanks for dropping by. :)

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