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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Shades of something....

After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began to moving down past the small of her back. 

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly working his hand over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. 

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock, and down her leg to her calf.   Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.   He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice "That was wonderful, why did you stop?"

He said "I found the remote!"

20 comments:

tony said...

The SKYs The Limit!!!!

Melanie said...

I know that!!

Valerie said...

Heehee, where did he think the remote MIGHT be...lol.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I thought perhaps he'd been reading Fifty Shades

Flowerpot said...

lovely!

MorningAJ said...

I think I used to be married to him!

Daryl said...

ah men and remotes ... ;)

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

oh that was too funny!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Beach Bum said...

Someone once said if you're going to pay for cable television you might as well take full advantage of it. Don't know if I would go that far.

Ron said...

*rolling on the floor; laughing*

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

That punch line was BRILLIANT!

Thanks for the GREAT morning laugh, m'dear!

X

A Lady's Life said...

lol cool :)

Finding Pam said...

Another reason why you're not suppose to watch TV in your bedroom. This was too funny.

Gledwood said...

AAAH ~ HA HA HA!!

cloudia charters said...

too true. . . . LOL



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Banker Chick said...

Funny, Funny.

bobbybegood1 said...

My friend told me a similar joke. When I call him to recollect, I am going to tell it to you. Great post. Nothing like humor to give a boost to life. Cheers!!

Mama Zen said...

I knew it!

nitebyrd said...

That is too funny! LOL

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CrystalChick said...

HAHA! For those of us with t.v.'s in the bedroom, it's a bit believable. ;)