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Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Go on have a laugh.......

Thought I'd share some funny emails with you.......
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
----oOo----

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"Really, ..." says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
----oOo----

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid...then I was petrified
----oOo----

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
----oOo----

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.

When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.
----oOo----

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,
3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot .....
----oOo----

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70! "Blow this," I thought,
"I can get one cheaper off the web."
----oOo---- 
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
----oOo----

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

----oOo---- 
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
----oOo----

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown."

10 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

cute ones!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Ron said...

Everyone of these were fabulous but, this one made me HOWL...

"I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid...then I was petrified."

Bwhahahahahahahhaha!

Thanks for the great morning laughs, m'dear!

X

Daryl said...

Giggling here but not so hard that I cant do a c/p to share these ..

Linda said...

I'm with Ron, that one had me honest-to-goodness laughing out loud! And singing too I'm afraid which is enough to scare anyone!

cloudia charters said...

together we LAUGH!



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Valerie said...

'The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.'

Brilliant! Well, they all are, will have to pass them on. Thanks, Pearl. I'm a bit late reading them but I needed the laugh today rather than yesterday....lol.

cheshire wife said...

Your blog is always good for a laugh.

Winifred said...

They were all good. Loved the Gloria Gaynor one!

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!!! All great stuff.

Talk about Dyson with death

We have a Dyson vacuum cleaner at my house and no one but me uses it. And I like it that way. My wife says I'm weird at how much I take care of that thing.

CrystalChick said...

Loved the Gloria Gaynor one. ;)