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Thursday 4 March 2010

Marry the right girl.....

Three men married wives from different countries.



 
The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.





The third man married a girl from England, a place called Nottingham . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

33 comments:

Bernadine said...

Hi

This was funny :)
Thank you for sharing this. .
Mmmmmm.. British woman don't take crap from any man, nice :)

Enjoy your day. :)

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! This is too funny. Now I know where you get all that spunk you had on the train ride LOL. Too funny :)

tony said...

Girl Power! (p.s.I find it's the same with Yorkshire lasses!)

Mike Minzes said...

Funny! My Chinese wife might disagree, but still funny!

Akelamalu said...

Particularly women from Nottingham apparently Bernadine! LOL

I'm not from Nottingham Thom but us Manchester girls can give as good as we get! (wink)

Yes I do believe Yorkshire lasses are gutsy too Tony ;)

I'm sure your wife would disagree Realliveman best not show her and don't tell her you laughed or it may be you loading the dishwahser with one arm! LOL

Unknown said...

Oh I did laugh at that one. That was me, I was married to him!! LOL

Valerie said...

Oh yes, you can trust an English girl to stick up for her rights... grins.

Ron said...

Bwhahahahhhahaahha!

OMG...that was HYSTERICAL!!!

You GO, English girls...you show em'!

Thanks for the a great Thursday laugh, m'dear!

X

Daryl said...

Funny .. and I have been enjoying your cruise but for some reason Blogger doesnt want me to leave you a comment .. til now .. weird

Anyway ..

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

well that's good! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

LOL!
thanks for the laugh..
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi

buffalodick said...

Red neck is drinking beer on the porch with his buddy..Yells to wife to bring them more beer. She comes out quickly with 2 more cold ones..buddy says "How did she get two black eyes?"...Red neck says "Cause she still didn't get it right after the first one"...

nitebyrd said...

LOL! That last girl's from Florida over here! ;)

Casdok said...

Loved it!!! :)

Akelamalu said...

LOL Carol what you like?

Definitely Valerie!

It made me laugh too Ron :)

Glad you've been enjoying the cruise Daryl. Sometimes blogger has a mind of its own!

Yes it is Bee. :)

You're welcome Bindi x

He'd be dead if he lived in Nottingham Buff! LOL

Ah you have gutsy girls in Florida too nitebyrd?

Glad you did Casdok :)

secret agent woman said...

Ditto for an American woman. I take orders from no man.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Akelamalu: I love that one. And i'm going to tell it to my friend here aat work...he won't like it but I will love it.

Thanks sweetie...hehehe. That story so sounds like something mother would tell to get a laugh out of us girls. heheh.

later sweetie. :D

Susan at Stony River said...

Ha! My kind of girl!
LOL

Susan at Stony River said...

Ha! My kind of girl!
LOL

tattytiara said...

I'll have to check Nottingham out when I'm in England in May.

quilly said...

LOL! That's a bride after my own heart!

Cloudia said...

You naughty monkey!



Aloha, my Brit Sistah


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Donnetta said...

Good, good one! I think I'll tell this one to hubby but change up the countries.D

The Silver Fox said...

Absolutely hilarious! I hate the internet shorthand, "LOL," but I literally laughed out loud when I read it!

Akelamalu said...

Good for you SAW!

I thought you'd like it Spiky, I hope your friend at work did too. x

Mine too Susan :)

You're coming to England in May Tattytiara - where are you heading?

Hehe mine too Quilly :)

Who, me Cloudia? ;)

Let me know if he likes it Donnetta.

I'm happy to make you smile Silver Fox ;)

the mother of this lot said...

Oh, I wish she'd been from Manchester! (Actually, she probably was. Maybe she just moved to Nottingham).

the mother of this lot said...

Oh, I wish she'd been from Manchester! (Actually, she probably was. Maybe she just moved to Nottingham).

Deb said...

I will be sharing this with many of my friends ~ thanks for the laughs !

Terra Shield said...

I can't speak for the Italian woman, but Asian women should start realising that their lives do not revolve around their men!

Funny post, though...

Akelamalu said...

I think she was from Manchester originally MOTL! ;)

I hope your friends like it as much as you Deb x

Glad you found it funny Terra and welcome to my home from home. :)

happily retired gal said...

Yup ... definitely good advice! LOL ... thanks for the chuckles!
Hugs and blessings,

Akelamalu said...

You're welcome Happily Retired Gal :)

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