Patsy was so looking forward to the holiday her friends had arranged.
She'd never been on a plane, or been abroad, before.
"It'll be great, you'll love it", her friends told her.
Patsy bought bikinis, sundresses, sunglasses, flip-flops and suncream.
Imagine her disappointment when she arrived and discovered what
"On the piste really meant!
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45 comments:
OMG I'm just rolling here. That is just too funny. Poor Patsy...maybe next time she should google it LOL or look in Miram's LOL. Have a great Friday :)
Hilarious!
Ok that sucks!!! No ocean just snow!! :)
Hilarious!! I agree :)
That one was funny.
Nuts in May
Heehee you've done it again. Another side-splitting 55. Brilliant.
I've often thought the anticipation aspect of a vacation can often be better than the reality. This proves it. ;-)
Great 55!!
Ooops!
too funny!!!
warm smiles,
hey that means "Shopping Trip!!"" yeah girls!! great 55!!
and here i thought she had to pee! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Yes Thom she should have goodled it! LOL
Cheers Dumdad
Glad you enjoyed it Mrs N
That's exactly what Patsy thought Bernadine :)
Happy to make you smile Maggie x
Thanks Valerie x
Well that was certainly so in this case for Patsy Silver Fox :)
Cheers Realliveman
Yep, oops Trav :)
I'm pleased you liked it Jesse
A holiday is a great excuse for a shopping trip Clean&Crazy I agree! :)
Patsy thought the holiday would consist of drinking and more drinking Bee, but she could still do it!
And I bet she was most piste off :-)
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
OMG...this made me HOWL!
What a nightmare for poor Patsy!
Thanks for the wonderful Friday laugh, m'dear!
LOVE these!
Enjoy your weekend!
X
Hole up in the lodge and drink heavily- you're anywhere you want to be!
Now, that's a dreadful disappointment!
hahaha. great 55. thanks for the chuckle...
I am thinking Patsy is going to be smearing that tanning lotion on goosebumps! LOL!
Here's my 55 Flash Fiction Friday.
I'm sure she was Anthony LOL
Glad you liked it She
Writes :)
You're welcome Ron I'm happy if your happy. x
But she was expecting warm sunshine as well Buff! :0
It definitely was for Patsy Mama Zen!
Glad you liked it Brian :)
I think so too Quilly Hehehe
akelamalu: hehehe...that would be me...I didn't know?
cause I'm American. hehehe. It's more a European thing, right?
hehehehe.
it would give me an excuse to go shopping, huh? hello.
Later sweetie xxx
Sounds like the sort of thing my Football Fanatic would do...
you are very good at these! Always I react - this time with a chuckle.
Ake..?
I just had to Google piste!
You Jet-Setters have your own lingo!
Excellent 55 though..hehehehe
Thank you for this very funny contribution, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...Galen
That was very funny hahahaha
From piste to pissed in 55 words, I love it! I agree, it's just a great excuse to head off shopping while the other fools break their necks LOL
You taught me a new word today, never heard of piste before. Guess I would have packed wrong too :)
My 55 is The Schedule
Fabulous 55 ~ funny, creative, and also a learning experience since I didn't know what a piste was either ! You always do a great job with the 55 ~ and you make it look so easy! Thanks for sharing!
Well now you'd think that if her friends were buying Patsy her very first trip abroad that they would have sent her someplace warm! Though there's a lot to be said for the snow ... as long as you're saying it from inside by a roaring fire with a drink in your hand!
Ha!
Aloha from Hawaii my Sistah
Comfort Spiral
Wow... Very unique blog.
Fantastic pictures.
I like your blog.
I would like to invite you to join a stop global warming campaign.
Please visit:
http://gobalgreenview.blogspot.com
Keep blogging.
Have a great time.
Lets hope all the alcohol relieves the cold ;0)
Of course Spiky there's always shopping!
I'm sure Football Fanatic knows what the piste is MOTL :)
I'm happy to make you chuckle Topchamp :)
I didn't realise you folk over the pond wouldn't know what the piste is G-man, sorry. Still at least you know now. :)
Glad you liked it Lady LIfe
You really got it Susan!
Ah you learn something new every day Peter :)
You didn't know what the piste was either Deb? Well at least you know now hon. x
You and I have the same feelings about snow Linda! xx
Aloha Cloudia x
Welcome John and I'm pleased you enjoyed your visit.
I'm sure it will Eternally Distracted :)
I appreciate your PO very much the picture with the article. Continues to refuel!!
Love it...
Everyone Should Ski In Flip~Flops At Least One Time In Their Life!
:D that is funny!
Thanks Amy
So pleased you liked it Monalisa :)
You wouldn't get me skiing even on skis Tony let alone flip-flops! LOL
I'm pleased it made you smile Mona x
LOL ... you're oh so clever! Love your illustrated 55 ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
I'm trying to imagine a situation where I might go on a vacation without knowing the destination!
Well, let's hope there is a lodge with a roaring fire and yummy hot chocolate. Then all won't be lost.
My post is up here.
Cheers Happily Retired Gal.
I wouldn't either SAW!
I think Patsy will make the best of it PattiKen :)
Too funny...I wouldn't mind the ski slopes myself. ;)
A skiing holiday would be my worst nightmare Lulda! LOL
It pays to keep a clear head.
It does Cheshire Wife!
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